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Post by Neodymium on Jan 9, 2007 23:32:59 GMT -5
I love porn and all, but doesn't Vince usually (read: always) mess up non-wrestling projects? I can see it now: Moolah and Mae Young lesbian sex. i hate you for that nasty image you just gave me:( Good googly moogly, your sig.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 9, 2007 23:40:17 GMT -5
This summer, coming to the backroom of a Blockbuster near you, CM Punk stars in, "insert funny porn name her," with Maria. (IWC explodes.) "Ride my Straightedge" C'mon, not too bad for my first post, huh? Well, its not quite the post of "ARMBAR!" someone else had, but it's pretty good, and you get points for the awesome Eddie banner.
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Post by Triple B on Jan 10, 2007 0:28:32 GMT -5
Vince Mcmahon has decided to branch out into new territory and start a hardcore porn company. This is the reason so many new divas have been signed in the past few years who have little to absolutely no wrestling ability or knowledge. The divas have been put on wwe television soley for the celebrity porn feeling. Vince and others in his company believe this can be as hot as the Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton tapes. Gregory Dark who directed See No Evil will be directing these as he has experience in the porn industry. The first film is titled "The Genetic Jackhammer" From: Rajah.com Sounds made up.
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Post by Nickie James on Jan 10, 2007 8:08:20 GMT -5
Kennedy and Candice.. *sigh* Hey, well.. Candice has experience in the porn industry. Ken has... what? I dunno... morals? It all works out... for me, at least. I... I... What has gotten into me?
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Byakugan
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 10, 2007 11:24:32 GMT -5
Hopefully Hardcore Holly can live up to his namesake
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Post by Banned Member on Jan 10, 2007 18:20:57 GMT -5
I love porn and all, but doesn't Vince usually (read: always) mess up non-wrestling projects? I can see it now: Moolah and Mae Young lesbian sex. Ok how about no!!!!
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Post by Ass Dan on Jan 10, 2007 18:29:15 GMT -5
It'll bring new meaning to the 'tag-team' division.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Jan 10, 2007 19:58:19 GMT -5
So, who else went from playing alone to what might be a joke to legitimately wanting this? Becuase I would so buy this on PPV.
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Post by dennisisevil on Jan 10, 2007 20:17:02 GMT -5
Oh geez I can just picture Jerry Lawler and Jim Ross commentating a porno.
JR: Buh Gawd king that hymen has a family!
Jerry Lawler: PUPPIES!
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Post by Grendel on Jan 10, 2007 21:28:22 GMT -5
I call shenanigans on this ...
But if Maria and Ariel were to star in a porn, who am I to judge? ;D
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Post by Mr. Derp on Jan 10, 2007 22:48:06 GMT -5
Oh crap! WWE Pornos division? But there are kids who watch wwe! And adults too! Rajah.com is a really good site too so it is prolly true. lol they should make a porno with vicsera and lillian called "1 night on lillian with nachos"
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Post by Deleted on Jan 10, 2007 22:55:39 GMT -5
This would spell death for wrestling if it had been true. Glad it's not.
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 11, 2007 12:10:50 GMT -5
I hope CM Punk and Maria make a Pam/Tommy Lee like one
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 11, 2007 12:18:01 GMT -5
I hope CM Punk and Maria make a Pam/Tommy Lee like one The only question is, who would the smarks get more excited by seeing naked?!
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Post by valley22 on Jan 11, 2007 12:25:44 GMT -5
Maria vs. Ariel vs. Mickie James in a triple threat whips and chains match.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Jan 11, 2007 12:26:44 GMT -5
I mean Punk is good loo............................you tricked me. Damn. I vote Maria.
In fact, if they just made one DVD of all the Divas just going at it, would it sell the more copies than any other WWE DVD? Damn right it would. I am surprised Vince has yet to think of it.
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Post by duxgutz on Jan 11, 2007 13:09:38 GMT -5
Ya'd hope Ariel would take those fangs out! WWE Stick Flick Titles 1.) Jimmy Yang's Wang 2.) Khali does Dallas 3.) Victoria ain't gonna be messed on 4.) King Booker's caught 5.) I am the Boobeyman (& I'm gonna getcha!) 6.) Zack Gowen's extra leg 7.) The Hard-on boyz
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Post by Byakugan on Jan 11, 2007 18:29:31 GMT -5
Ya'd hope Ariel would take those fangs out! WWE Stick Flick Titles 1.) Jimmy Yang's Wang 2.) Khali does Dallas 3.) Victoria ain't gonna be messed on 4.) King Booker's caught 5.) I am the Boobeyman (& I'm gonna getcha!) 6.) Zack Gowen's extra leg 7.) The Hard-on boyz AHAHAHAHAH those are great
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Jan 11, 2007 18:31:07 GMT -5
From the look of things, a lot of people wouild be all over this stuff once it came out.
I suppose I shouldn't be shocked by this.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2007 18:31:24 GMT -5
Ya'd hope Ariel would take those fangs out! WWE Stick Flick Titles 1.) Jimmy Yang's Wang 2.) Khali does Dallas 3.) Victoria ain't gonna be messed on 4.) King Booker's caught 5.) I am the Boobeyman (& I'm gonna getcha!) 6.) Zack Gowen's extra leg 7.) The Hard-on boyz
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