For my first post I'd just like to say.....

[Chainsaw]

#20: Missile drop kick

[Austin's Middle Finger]

I can't remember what my first post was about, but I'm sure I blamed Triple H for something.

[odanobunaga]

Well, he is quoting Jericho. So all is right I guess.

[NIXON]

we should turn this into a thread where people discuss their very first post. Or the earliest one they can remember or find. Here is the earliest one I could find.

RE: Who's Better, Snitsky or Masters?

I gotta say Snitsky on this one, as I can understand most of what he says, and he is hilarious.
In the ring, they seem pretty equal. On the stick, Masters sounds like Ivan Putski with a sock in his mouth. Snitsky sold me when he was performing homosexual acts on Tyson Tomko. Plus, he looks like he is from another time. I could have turned on superstars on any given weekend in the early 90's and seen someone just like him getting manhandled by the Bezerker. So, for nostalgia purposes and because I mark for homosexual angles and heavy breathing, SNITSKY!

[Chainsaw]

I tried locating my first post, but I almost crashed my computer in the process.

[Franchise]

wrestlesmarks said:

I wish I had two more hands, I'd give those ~(FUN-BAGS)~ four thumbs down!

Then I said to him...I said look, bitch, I'm Rick James. Smacked him. Ahahahahahahah!