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Post by HomewreckerEdge on Jan 2, 2007 0:43:14 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he has an autographed copy of the Bible.
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Jan 2, 2007 0:54:07 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that he can still wrestle circles around most of the WWE roster, which contain guys a third his age...wait, is that how it...oh i'm no good at telling jokes. dammit, i thought i told you, the joke goes like this: ric flair is so old, his workrate is still very high, and his matches are still the most entertaining of the night, and he is one of the best on the mic of all time. get it right next time.
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Jan 2, 2007 1:45:58 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he knew the missing link Dewey Robertson?
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Jan 2, 2007 1:46:28 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that he can still wrestle circles around most of the WWE roster, which contain guys a third his age...wait, is that how it...oh i'm no good at telling jokes. dammit, i thought i told you, the joke goes like this: ric flair is so old, his workrate is still very high, and his matches are still the most entertaining of the night, and he is one of the best on the mic of all time. get it right next time. QFT
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Post by Heart of Markness on Jan 2, 2007 2:07:55 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that his phone number is "5."
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Post by thebudman2006 on Jan 2, 2007 2:17:27 GMT -5
Ric flair is sold me and him walked out of an antique shope together and I got arrested for stealing
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Post by DSR on Jan 2, 2007 2:20:44 GMT -5
Ric Flair invented Nova.
Wait, how's this sorta thing supposed to go again?
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Post by thebudman2006 on Jan 2, 2007 2:26:43 GMT -5
ric flair is so old jesus signed his yearbook
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Post by The Gambler Fan on Jan 2, 2007 3:11:30 GMT -5
Ric flair is so old that he one wrestled in a dark match, because no one invented fire yet.
Now, that was the worst joke I ever said.
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 2, 2007 3:15:01 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he bleeds dust.
(I'm a mark for the guy, though - what can I say?) ;D
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Jan 2, 2007 6:33:35 GMT -5
Ric Flair is soo old, he flopped the dinosaurs into extinction! Fixed for accuracy and hilarity.
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Post by decemberguy on Jan 2, 2007 7:04:50 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, he knew the missing link Dewey Robertson? LOL
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Jan 2, 2007 7:53:09 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old his first match was a dark match (Mainly because God hadn't said let there be light yet)
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 2, 2007 8:07:15 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old, that he cheated to win over Jesus in "Ric Flair vs. Jesus II"
Yep, I suck.
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Post by backstagepowers on Jan 2, 2007 8:11:00 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old he needs to retire.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 2, 2007 8:26:22 GMT -5
You know Ric Flair is so old!
Ric Flair: How Dare You! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
*Ric Flair chops me real hard*
Whoa tough crowd.
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Jan 2, 2007 8:38:06 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old Joan of Arc got a ride on Space Mountain.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 2, 2007 8:48:36 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old that he was the Big Bang.
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Post by emoney3265 on Jan 2, 2007 9:13:40 GMT -5
You know what would make this thread? A picture of Ric Flair chopping a dinosaur into extinction. Someone hop to it.
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Post by odanobunaga on Jan 2, 2007 9:15:32 GMT -5
Ric Flair is so old Joan of Arc got a ride on Space Mountain. So that´s explain why the English tought she was a witch! Ric Flair: Making History since... EVER
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