Best Raw Caption Thread of 2007

[lildude8218]

Umaga stopped for a minute and wondered why Matt Hardy had his own belt.



Referee: Damn ants!

K-Fed: Umm dude, i think the time keeper thinks I won. I was just resting.

Cena: Yeah, what the f***? I was supposed to make a comeback and beat him with a 450 splash!

Referee: I'm fired aren't I?



Johnny Nitro and the Make-A-Wish Foundation gave this boy his dying wish by letting him beat John Cena.



The Millon Dollar Man was back and this time he meant business!



This season on Entourage...



Melina's turning Japanese, I think she's turning Japanese, I really think so.



Everybody Hates Chris but Shaq bought him a title belt.



Modulok....ATTACK!



Murdoch: Don't even touch me! Don't act like you didn't say what you did last night in bed. You hurt me, right in my heart.



Conway: *sings* Said we'd be forever. Said it never die. How could you love me and leave me and never say GOODBYE?



Everyone was excited when they debuted the new wrestler, New Jack on Ecstacy.



Everyone was shocked when Maria slowly and painfully morphed into Lita during the match.



Extreme National Anthem Singing....this Spring on Spike TV.



Kenny: You know Vince told me that you're gonna be taking over the Eugene character in a few weeks.

Carlito: That's not cool!



Wrestling hater: Look! He's just stomping his feet when he makes the chair hit the ground! This is sooooo fake.



The Gerber Baby sleeps after a long day of taking pictures.



One has kids and the other has kids............locked in the cellar. Can you guess which is which?



Cena: THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU! (Reused joke but who cares)



Okay now that you've hit R3 now you have to slowly raise the right analog stick up and down at the right interval. Then hit the O button to release him.



Ref #2: Don't worry Mr. Federline, they're applying the straight jacket now as we distract you.



Cena: *with a slight lisp* SAY HELLO TO CAPTAIN CWAZY!

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

Umaga debating if he had enough to eat for breakfast that morning.

[gsguy]

lildude8218 said:

This one's for you Mickey Morandini!

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Can you spot the three boobs in this picture?

[Ace Diamond]

Whoa...it's like a living mirror



And the ECW Zombie wins his debut match...oh wait that's just K-Fed



Vince: Look at K-Fed, HE'S GONNA PUUUUUKKKKKEEEE!!!



Lucy Liu is PISSED NOW



Shaq quietly plans Carlito's demise



GORO LIVES...AS BACARDI AND COLA



Murdoch: You wore White Jeans AND chaps? I'm...I'm too embarassed to even look at you.



Conway: Damn it why don't they look at me?



The show was stopped for about an hour so that the crowd could safely guide down a stricken Helicopter




Edge unfortunately stomped too soon and was killed by a koopa troopa




Coach: ...and to top it all off I got kicked in the MF'ing nuts by a guy called Cock-Knocker



JR: BAH GAWD THAT SKELETON HAS A FAMILY!

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

umaga: what the hell is this?....... what the raw championship belt?......


kfed: and i did this with britney..... and this, we taped it when we...
cena: i'm going to hurt vince for this.

Referee: i think i'm going to barf




cena oversells being hit with a few dollar bills hoping that it would get him over with the iwc.



a stolen video from the raw post show is going to be this years biggest selling adult film



i wanted the ditzy character, i would of got it and then you show up...... you ruined all my plans




smackdown vs raw 2008's first hidden character, a homage to mortal kombats goro.



Murdoch: your breath stinks, what the hell have you been eating?



Conway: *sings* if you leave me now, you take away the best part of me......



the crowd show's its appreaciation for the inanimate carbon rod



ref: damn the early stages of roid rage are evil.



victoria: and this is for stealing my last chocolate



carlito: i want a last name......



a photo from the future shows edge about to hit hogan with a one man con-chair-toe



drunken flair: promise me you'll call in the morning



king: i just got britneys phone numbers..
kfed thinking *who's evil now?*



Cena: no..... we've done our quota for chairshots for this weeks show



cena: so many britney jokes, so little time!



Ref #2: i think he took your wallet.... i think he took his wallet

(ok now i know watching back to the future a few times this week would affect me.)



Cena: what do you mean it's supposed to go around my waist?, why has no one told me after all this time?

[Brick Killed a Guy]

[wrasslinmachine]

Umaga: Pretty sparkles make Umaga happy!!

[Hulkshi Tanahashi]

Cena: Wait, Umaga, I lost a contact.
Umaga: Okay. I'll help you find it.



Umaga: Shiny Belt!!!!



K-Fed: Hi! I'm Kevin Federline, and when I need to relax, I do so on my John Cena Throwpillow. Like many of Cena's fans say, "He's huggable!!!!"



K-Fed: YO BRITNEY!!!! I DID IT!!!!
Johnny Nitro: Kevin, she divorced you.
K-Fed: SHUT UP!!!!



Was anyone really shocked this would happen? Seriously!!!!?



John Cena was so upset by losing to K-Fed that he left wrestling and became a prostitute.



Prostitute: Okay, if I'm going to have sex with him, I want double.
Nitro: Fine! $500,000 it is.



Melina wanted to be angry with Maria, but she could resist the beauty in her eyes.



Melina: Is that a zit?
Referee: Yes.
Maria: I'll pop it!!!!



This is how Lillian is always able to hit those high notes.



I don't have a caption for this; I just like looking at Mickie James.



Ladies and Gentlemen, you next WWE Champion: Shaq's son!!!!



I believe I've found a new Buttsecks? photo.



Lance Cade: I wish I knew how to quit you!!!!



FINALLY!!!! Martin Luther King, Jr.'s dream has come true!!!!



Vince McMahon: WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!



Rob Conway: But, I had a great entrance theme song!!!!



Shawn Michaels: So, I've heard that Randy Orton and Edge have afford us $1,000,000 to fight them.
Triple H: Actually, that was Voodoo Kin Mafia.
Michaels: Who!?
Triple H: Exactly!!!!



RAW has gotten so bad that WWE has resorted to giving the fans ecstacy before the show.



Carlito: You know what you need: a sombero?
Chris Masters: That would be nice.



Kenny Dykstra: Is it just me, or does my name rule!!!!?
Carlito: It's just you.



Fan: ONE MORE TIME!!!!
Edge: ALRIGHT ALREADY!!!! THERE!!!! NOW, WILL QUIT FOLLOWING ME AND RANDY AROUND!!!!?



Ric Flair can't help that he's custom made and sleepy.



Randy Orton: HEY, LOOK!!!! WE'RE ON THE GIANT SCREEN!!!!
Edge: Yes, Randy, that's nice.



Go ahead, King! Do to K-Fed what you did to Andy Kaufman!



Cena: Nice pants!
Armando Alejandro Estrada: Thanks.



Cena: Hold still, Umaga, you got a bee on your head.
Umaga: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!



Even though they were enemies, Cena still wanted to take K-Fed to bed after he fell asleep watching RAW.



Referee: Kevin, time to wake up.
K-Fed: 5 more minutes, mom.



Nice necklace.



Cena: So, what crappy storyline is in store for me next?

[eJm]

Great Moments in Pro Wrestling History!

Sorry, Had to be done ;D

[Zombie Mod is not a ghoul.]

both: finally i'm the least hated person on this show for my sex life.

[seanwalsh]

lildude8218 said:

"Vince would fire us if he ever heard us say this out loud so we're getting real close here..........dude you sell better than, like, the whole f'ing roster..."

[Boomaga]

Are you serious? I'm gonna wrestle that guy for a belt that looks like THIS?! I don't even want it anymore now!



And K-Fed finishes off Cena with his devastating 450 Elbow Drop from the top rope! Incredible! I haven't seen that move since the great David Arquette!



MILENA HUNGRY!!



Mecha-Shiva!



Trevor: No! I don't wanna go down there and job to them n[RACIST WORD]rs! I DON'T WANNA!



WHO ARE YOU?!



Carlito: Curses! Foiled again by my one weakness, chinlocks!



Why, John, why? I was just getting a chair for you.



Cena: Now if you can just walk with this chair balanced on your head, you'll be ready to go to the ball!
Umaga: Someday my prince will come.

[hypnoticgenes]

K-Fed: Next I'm gonna try my hand at the UFC.



Victoria shows Lilian the proper way to do the Heimlich maneuver.

[Marksus]

Even when Hogan and Flair merge into one they still can't beat Edge.

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

uncivilized82 said:

It says it right there, I'm reading this!

[FHgrad99]

Estrada: "Owww, right in the como se dice? Nutsack?"

[Virt McGirt]

No joke here, but in thumbnail size, this pic looks like "Teh SoFtCoRe pRoN"

[doclindgren]

Maria: I've gotta stop her before she combusts!
Referee: It's too late! Save Yourself!



Victoria delivers an unorthodox Heimlich Maneuver.

[lildude8218]

I don't get why these never get many posts at all.