JR's love for Cena

[What?]

Anybody else think it sounds kinda forced? When Austin was out there you could really believe it when JR got behind him. When JR is cheering on Cena he sounds bored, like an old cassette walkman when the batteries needed changing.

And I almost vomited when JR screamed that Cena was "the baddest son of a b*tch" we ever saw at the end of Unforgiven last year. If he actually said that off his own bat he must be nuts. I like Cena but he's no bad-ass character, at least not to me.

[Thomas Powers of Paine]

I think at some point they actually wanted Cena to be the next Austin but just couldn't pull it off. Cena is just not as good at getting himself over, and the lazy 'let's just give him a Hogan push' booking makes it worse.

[Bub (BLM)]

what said:

Anybody else think it sounds kinda forced? When Austin was out there you could really believe it when JR got behind him. When JR is cheering on Cena he sounds bored, like an old cassette walkman when the batteries needed changing.

And I almost vomited when JR screamed that Cena was "the baddest son of a b*tch" we ever saw at the end of Unforgiven last year. If he actually said that off his own bat he must be nuts. I like Cena but he's no bad-ass character, at least not to me.

Agreed. All the times JR marked for guys like Austin, Rock, Undertaker, and Mick Foley, it came off as truly genuine. With Cena, he sounds like a guy trying his damndest to get the fans to like the guy.

[BHB]

I agree.

[forgottensinpwf]

in all honesty, it's not as bad as Michael Cole's Crush on the miz.

[Topher is Human]

FRUITY DELICIOUS FRUIT FRUITY CONTROVERSIAL FRUITY CENA!

[forgottensinpwf]

do ya like the Cena Kids?

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

now to introduce cena to- MY ASS!

[BHB]

forgottensinpwf said:

do ya like the Cena Kids?

Tomko: No.

or


No. *Bugs eyes out*

[The F'N Captain]

JR seems more impressed with Lashley. Maybe that's why he's always on RAW. Yeah tho JR seems forced because he just says the same things over and over. I still remember when SCSA turned heel and JR acted like he was going through a tough divorce the whole damn time.

[What?]

Well Austin did beat his face in.

[Red 'n' Black Reggie]

sexualwalking said:

JR seems more impressed with Lashley. Maybe that's why he's always on RAW. Yeah tho JR seems forced because he just says the same things over and over. I still remember when SCSA turned heel and JR acted like he was going through a tough divorce the whole damn time.

the actual heel turn was the best. he started swearing and all. i thought he was about to cry. JR rules.

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BAH GAWD CENA HAS JUST ACCESSED HOLLYWOOD!

[mrprofessionalx]

It does seem forced. I guess it's kind of hard to get excited about such a mediocre wrestler like Cena even for an announcer.

[angryfan]

Skittles may or may not be involved in this.

[McCoys Got A Knife]

mrprofessionalx said:

It does seem forced. I guess it's kind of hard to get excited about such a mediocre wrestler like Cena even for an announcer.

Cena isn't mediocre but the stupid attitudes are. Fact is that Cena isn't difficult to get excited about if he were doing things they way he should. I would say that the really forced attitude that JR shows whenever he pretended to be animated about Austin like dying batteries in a walkman. When he talksa about Cena he is alll animated and sounds psyched up. I almost punched my wall when he said Cena is the baddest son of a b*tch we ever saw at Unforgiven last year and then remembered that John Cena is a great,respectful and completely likeable babyface. No he shouldn't lose to Khali but if he has to do so in order to do signings....okay then..

The E doesn 't want Cena to be the next Austin or Hogan and he can't be.

Disagreed, JR sounds completely real when he says he likes John Cena. John Cena isn't a badass even though his fans, there are some of them that are. Funny how his fans are actually harder than the pussies dissing Cena and the fake ass fans who diss his fans on his sites and moreso than the chumps who pretend to have balls but would be afraid of a woman kicking their sorry asses in a WWE ring.

[mrprofessionalx]

Hello, Warriorthug4Cena. It's been a while since I heard from you, but can tell you're still up to your old tricks. Please tell us again how lovable and "huggable" Cena is in your next rant.

mccoysgotaknife said:

mrprofessionalx said:

It does seem forced. I guess it's kind of hard to get excited about such a mediocre wrestler like Cena even for an announcer.

Cena isn't mediocre but the stupid attitudes are. Fact is that Cena isn't difficult to get excited about if he were doing things they way he should. I would say that the really forced attitude that JR shows whenever he pretended to be animated about Austin like dying batteries in a walkman. When he talksa about Cena he is alll animated and sounds psyched up. I almost punched my wall when he said Cena is the baddest son of a b*tch we ever saw at Unforgiven last year and then remembered that John Cena is a great,respectful and completely likeable babyface. No he shouldn't lose to Khali but if he has to do so in order to do signings....okay then..

The E doesn 't want Cena to be the next Austin or Hogan and he can't be.

Disagreed, JR sounds completely real when he says he likes John Cena. John Cena isn't a badass even though his fans, there are some of them that are. Funny how his fans are actually harder than the vaginas dissing Cena and the fake ass fans who diss his fans on his sites and moreso than the chumps who pretend to have balls but would be afraid of a woman kicking their sorry asses in a WWE ring.

[BHB]

Yes, I agree, JR was just pretending to like Austin but actually really likes Cena.

[Legion]

But, JR does love Cena. Same as JR loves anybody that Vince tells him to. JR is just a big whore.

[angryfan]

Oh, God, yes. She has returned. Oh please, warriorthug, do tell us about Big Tim Prototype, and his huggable signings, with paintballs, and how much you want to hurt people that don't just looooooooooove him all to pieces!