Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on May 28, 2007 19:37:18 GMT -5
Funaki told Michelle McCool that she "looked a little chubby."
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Post by robnoxious on May 28, 2007 19:40:18 GMT -5
Funaki may or may not have created Rajah.com
Credit- Rajah.com
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Post by Edison taps to the ARMBAR! on May 28, 2007 19:40:56 GMT -5
Funaki forced Yokozuna to eat two buckets of bacon grease a day. That's why he got so much fatter at the end of his career. He also introduced Jake Roberts to coke.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on May 28, 2007 19:41:32 GMT -5
Funaki is the reason Val Venis cant leave the company and loses all the time.
He got more attention than him during their whole angle y'see.
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on May 28, 2007 19:44:34 GMT -5
Funaki knows but refuses to tell Lex Luger
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on May 28, 2007 19:48:22 GMT -5
Funaki told the 1919 Chicago White Sox to throw the World Series because he thought it would be funny. Yes, Funaki has access to a time machine. That's not true! Funaki is, in fact, the Kurgan. Of course, I forget that Funaki is immortal
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on May 28, 2007 19:48:26 GMT -5
"Sympathy for the Devil" isn't actually about Satan, it's about Funaki. Well he is a man of wealth and taste after all!
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Post by robnoxious on May 28, 2007 20:03:13 GMT -5
Funaki is responsible for Cancelling the original Star Trek and Firefly.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 28, 2007 20:36:28 GMT -5
Funaki: Vince, you should let The Rock do that cameo in The Mummy Returns. He'll only be gone for like 2 weeks.
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Post by robnoxious on May 28, 2007 21:19:05 GMT -5
Funaki told Brock he could make it in Football Funaki encouraged Sable to sue the company in 99
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Post by Hobby Drifter on May 28, 2007 21:51:43 GMT -5
Funaki told Owen Hart to try the sit-down piledriver on Austin.
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Post by VRM: LET'S GO BLUESHIRTS!! on May 28, 2007 21:59:06 GMT -5
Funaki stole the production stamps for the Big Eagle and Undisputed-style WWE titles...
That's why we have to sit each week and stare at the Spinner belt.
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Post by robnoxious on May 28, 2007 22:02:40 GMT -5
Funaki stole the production stamps for the Big Eagle and Undisputed-style WWE titles... That's why we have to sit each week and stare at the Spinner belt. That Bath turd!
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Post by Zed "Whack-A-Troll" Heckler on May 29, 2007 3:37:25 GMT -5
Funaki To Vince: "Okay, so maybe people don't like bodybuilding competitions so much. But they do like football..."
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 29, 2007 8:23:08 GMT -5
Funaki replaced my regular coffee with Folger's Crystals.
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Post by Chainsaw on May 29, 2007 8:52:05 GMT -5
That's not true! Funaki is, in fact, the Kurgan. Of course, I forget that Funaki is immortal THERE CAN BE ONLY NONE!!
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Chainsaw
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Post by Chainsaw on May 29, 2007 8:53:17 GMT -5
Funaki stole the production stamps for the Big Eagle and Undisputed-style WWE titles... That's why we have to sit each week and stare at the Spinner belt. That Bath turd! "He's history's greatest monster!"
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Post by Al Wilson Lives: Thread Killer on May 30, 2007 12:16:19 GMT -5
Funaki told Vince he didn't understand the Blonde Bitch Project video and thus it was pulled after only the first segment had aired.
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Post by bubbles on May 30, 2007 12:19:50 GMT -5
Funaki gave Ron Simmons brain damage, making it so he could only say 'Damn'
Funaki soaps up rookies then frames JBL
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kinkymagic
AC Slater
Your t-shirts are too tight too Billy!
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Post by kinkymagic on May 30, 2007 12:42:06 GMT -5
Funaki raped Michael Cole backstage during an episode of Smackdown!
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