So uhh, somehow I didn't see this and posted my own thread. So here are my captions anyway.
Which one of these men is the tallest? Did you guess #1? Well you're wrong, it's an optical illusion. They're all the same size.
Cena: I didn't do it!
*Crowd erupts in applause*
Carlito tries out for the Mod Squad while Punk proves to the IWC that he has superpowers.
This was the worst performance of Cats I had EVER seen!
O RLY?
I would tell people to Photoshop some new words onto the sign but it would lead to several hundred board members getting banned.....I mean, look at what the kid is doing...
From the looks of that smoke, he's changed his name to King Pooter
Benoit: Alright, so I'll counter this into a German Suplex somehow.
Lashley: AGAIN?
Benoit: Shut up, I'm the veteran. So I'll German Suplex you, then uh....do it a few more times. Then I'll go up for the headbutt and somehow the IWC won't realize I've been doing the same match for the last 3 years.
Lashley: I hate you.
Here we see clips from the final scene of Canadian Rocky.
Coming in 2009, Pink Flamingos II
Santino: For the love of God, stop playing DDR on my back!!!!
Add The Miz to the list of people who have wrestled bears.
The Undermizer wins his first match.
"The Million Dollar Scot" Ted Piper
Candice: I'm a sexy teapot, short and stout...
Meet Coach. who's lived most everywhere. From Zanzibar to Barclay Square. But Bobby's only seen the sights a guy can see from Brooklyn Heights - What a crazy pair!
But they're cousins! Identical cousins all the way. One pair of matching bookends. Different as night and day.
Where Coach adores a minuet. The Ballet Russes, and crepe suzette. Our Bobby loves to rock and roll, a hot dog makes him lose control - What a wild duet!
Still, they're cousins! Identical cousins and you'll find. They laugh alike, they walk alike, at times they even talk alike - you can lose your mind! When cousins....are two of a kind!
We travel to an alternate universe where Jeff Hardy never left TNA and Batista was fired for failing the Wellness program to see the main event of Slammiversary this year.
Batista always had a great time when the truckers blew their horn for him.
Dusty was frozen in shock when he saw the size of that Hot Fudge Sundae.
Everyone was too busy to realize that a goat had snuck into the bottom left corner of the ring.
Randy Orton's first night as a stripper was off to a great start.
Coming in 2009, Snitsky stars in The Amazing Colossal Man
The Fake Randy Orton pulled off his mask to reveal Mr. Kennedy.
Vince: I'm a Rock...Et...Man!
Vince: I thought I fired Sabu....and why is Benoit wearing that jacket?
Vince: Wait....who the f*** was that last guy on my right? Did I hire him? He looks like the love child of Test and Paul Roma.
Vince: The dumb b**** put her dress on backwards! Maybe Stupid Maria isn't a gimmick.
Pat Patterson was shook up still but Vince had to rush outside to see the 20 foot tall bull that now had its horns stuck through the side of the building.
Vince: If he needed the money so badly I would've given it to him. Why did Dustin cash in that plane ticket? I'm so worried about him.
Vince: I wanted a BUD Light!