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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jul 5, 2007 14:22:23 GMT -5
Well, go ahead and answer it! ;D
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jul 5, 2007 14:23:38 GMT -5
NO!
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Post by MGH on Jul 5, 2007 14:24:20 GMT -5
MAH GAWD, LASHLEY'S LIVER HAS ABSORBED JIMMY JACOBS! HUSS! HUSS! FRUITY FRUITY HUSS!
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Mr. Mediocre
Hank Scorpio
Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
Much better since I was last here.
Posts: 6,249
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Jul 5, 2007 14:26:20 GMT -5
Vince McMahon's Liver: I'm old enough to be your uncle's liver! Bobby Lashley's Liver: Yeah...my dad's uncle's liver! JR's Liver: MAH GAWD KEENG's LIVER, WHAT AN INSULT FROM BOBBY LASHLEY'S LIVER!
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BIG DUNC
Trap-Jaw
Wrestlecrap's #1 duncan Ferguson Mark
Posts: 445
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Post by BIG DUNC on Jul 5, 2007 14:36:55 GMT -5
You say you're a journalist and steroids are bad for me, well i'm bobby lashey's liver and i say you're a bathturd.
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Post by gmanquik on Jul 5, 2007 14:37:52 GMT -5
BOO STEROIDS. HURRAY BEER!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jul 5, 2007 14:41:59 GMT -5
Lashley's liver loves Danny Basham.
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Post by acressl on Jul 5, 2007 14:52:46 GMT -5
LIVER: C'MON BOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT. bobby: i don't want to do anymore steroids, liver. i just want to help the kids. LIVER: PUT THEM IN ME, BOBBY. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE CHAMP WITHOUT THEM. bobby: i am the champ. i do it for the kids! LIVER: THEN WHY DID YOU HURT YOUR FRIEND JOHN CENA? bobby: *simpering* i didn't want to hurt john..i..i.... LIVER: YOU HURT JOHN BECAUSE YOU SAW HE WAS JEALOUS, BOBBY. bobby: but john's my friend. he wouldn't... LIVER: OF COURSE HE WOULD, BOBBY. LOOK AT YOU. bobby: well i guess i'm a pretty big guy and.... LIVER: THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE. AND IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY THAT WAY..... bobby: But I don't want to do no more steroids, liver. I just want to be a good role model for the kids. LIVER: BUT IF YOU WANT THE KIDS TO LIKE YOU, YOU'VE GOT TO BE A BIG STRONG GUY THEY CAN DEPEND ON. YOU NEED IT, BOBBY. bobby: *sniffle* if it's for the kids. *shoots up*
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Jul 5, 2007 14:57:45 GMT -5
I bet it'd say the same thing my liver used to say when I was drinking half a handle of Jimmy Beam every day, plus beer on weekends.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jul 5, 2007 14:59:47 GMT -5
I bet it'd say, "What the hell are you talking to me for? I'm a liver."
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Jul 5, 2007 15:20:58 GMT -5
HUSS HUSS HUSS HUSS
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Jul 5, 2007 15:29:14 GMT -5
"Oh God....I'm going to be the Chris BenCENSORED BY WWE steroid sacrifice. I'm gonna job to Cena and be on Heat within 6 months."
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Jul 5, 2007 15:31:16 GMT -5
On second thought, it'd say:
"Look at me! I'm crazy Lashley liver! I'm filled with enzymes! If you don't want to become hardened and nonfunctioning like me, maybe you should open the door...AND GIMME SOME CANDY!"
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Post by Will Has 'Til Five, Ref on Jul 5, 2007 15:54:00 GMT -5
Iron lets us play!
(Yeah, I stole that from a previous post about elevated liver enzymes)
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Post by Captain Sunhat on Jul 5, 2007 15:58:57 GMT -5
If Lashley's liver had a mouth it would look like this eventually:
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jul 5, 2007 16:02:35 GMT -5
LIVER: C'MON BOBBY. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT. bobby: i don't want to do anymore steroids, liver. i just want to help the kids. LIVER: PUT THEM IN ME, BOBBY. YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE CHAMP WITHOUT THEM. bobby: i am the champ. i do it for the kids! LIVER: THEN WHY DID YOU HURT YOUR FRIEND JOHN CENA? bobby: *simpering* i didn't want to hurt john..i..i.... LIVER: YOU HURT JOHN BECAUSE YOU SAW HE WAS JEALOUS, BOBBY. bobby: but john's my friend. he wouldn't... LIVER: OF COURSE HE WOULD, BOBBY. LOOK AT YOU. bobby: well i guess i'm a pretty big guy and.... LIVER: THAT'S RIGHT YOU ARE. AND IF YOU WANT IT TO STAY THAT WAY..... bobby: But I don't want to do no more steroids, liver. I just want to be a good role model for the kids. LIVER: BUT IF YOU WANT THE KIDS TO LIKE YOU, YOU'VE GOT TO BE A BIG STRONG GUY THEY CAN DEPEND ON. YOU NEED IT, BOBBY. bobby: *sniffle* if it's for the kids. *shoots up* Bravo, you had me laughing so hard I was crying!
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
Posts: 2,666
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Post by ilggant on Jul 5, 2007 16:42:16 GMT -5
ENZYMES!
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
Not related to Phantasmo
Posts: 15,764
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 5, 2007 17:09:28 GMT -5
cold hard facts...COLD HARD FACTS
you know what, the next time two people are having an argument i'm gonna interupt them with that line while pretending to climb through ring ropes.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Jul 5, 2007 17:15:16 GMT -5
LIVER: Hey, whatsa matta Bobby? Why'da no speaka wit yur accenta no morrre? BOBBY: Mamma mia!
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salTy
El Dandy
Posts: 8,425
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Post by salTy on Jul 5, 2007 17:37:47 GMT -5
(Lashley's liver lay dying on the floor)
Liver: "The enzymes pulled the trigger, but your greed did this to me, Bobby. You didn't really need biceps the size of cantaloupes. No matter how good your next match is, the fans are only going to say it wasn't as good as your last match."
Bobby: "Yeah, I know."
Liver: "You now what the secret to keeping your career fresh is."
(Dramatic pause)
Liver: "You gotta......you gotta....."
Bobby: "Come on, talk to me!"
Liver: "You gotta......I'm dead."
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