Corporate H
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He Buries Them Alive
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Post by Corporate H on Jul 27, 2007 22:07:49 GMT -5
They should start planting a puppy near the entrance so he can kick it on his way to the ring every week. He should ride a big bicycle down to the ring each time and run over a dog like that guy did on the Tour De France.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jul 27, 2007 22:10:43 GMT -5
They should start planting a puppy near the entrance so he can kick it on his way to the ring every week. Micheal Cole Would say somthing about the puppy wanting whats Batista's. Batista: "That chew toy is mine..."
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jul 27, 2007 23:20:04 GMT -5
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Post by hypnoticgenes on Jul 27, 2007 23:22:24 GMT -5
Besides always being booked in feuds with guys who are supposed to be heels, I mean? Seriously, what face characteristics does he have in and of himself right now? It seems to me he generally comes off as much more of a heel... -He throws temper tantrums and abuses opponents after he loses. -He's been the beneficiary of decisions by authority figures, including changes of the rules of matches in mid-stream. -He randomly attacks opponents in non-match situations without being physically provoked. -He has an arrogant, sense-of-entitlement persona. Really, during the entire feud with Edge, if it weren't for the facts that Edge had been established as a heel by how he won the belt and the way he's booked, Davey wouldn't have looked like a face at all. It seemed like a heel-versus-heel matchup. So what face credentials can Bats claim? The guy is pretty over, I'm sorry to say, but why do the WWE marks love him so much? Will they just cheer for anybody the E tells them to cheer for? Would they stay as loud if he officially turned heel? He also "raped" Melina.
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Big L
Grimlock
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Post by Big L on Jul 27, 2007 23:22:42 GMT -5
i dont understand it either guys
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Jul 28, 2007 4:09:20 GMT -5
He's shallow, generic, and has no soul. That's why kids identify with him so well.
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Post by ChitownKnight on Jul 28, 2007 9:54:57 GMT -5
They should start planting a puppy near the entrance so he can kick it on his way to the ring every week. Yeah, but Micheal Cole would say that the Puppy was in Batistas way so he had to kick it.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 28, 2007 10:00:59 GMT -5
I asked myself the same thing when he was flirting with Cherry.
Deuce (or Domino, I forget) is supposed to be mad, right?
But Dave is the face and Deuce is the heel.
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Jul 28, 2007 10:35:05 GMT -5
The Evil Puppy would not cotton to such Batista shenanigans. And from this thread, I have the image of Batista kicking a puppy and him riding one of those giant old timey bicycles to the ring.
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jul 28, 2007 11:16:48 GMT -5
WWE at the moment makes less sense than a Stanley Kubrick movie
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Post by Shy Guy on Jul 28, 2007 11:43:22 GMT -5
because he looks GREAT in a nice suit.
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Desi
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Post by Desi on Jul 28, 2007 11:56:13 GMT -5
because he looks GREAT in a nice suit. QFT.
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Post by Secret Clown on Jul 28, 2007 13:32:50 GMT -5
It's WWE, since when has anything made sense?
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Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 28, 2007 16:19:23 GMT -5
Also, Batista will abuse the 5 count and go for chokeholds, especially on Finlay. Also, he'll even slap people for the hell of it.
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Jul 28, 2007 16:36:00 GMT -5
His pyro. That's about it. They took away that and there's no reason why the crowd would go for him.
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jul 28, 2007 16:38:32 GMT -5
because he looks GREAT in a nice suit. He usually looks like he's wearing women's suits. Men should not wear tank tops with suit jackets.
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Post by acressl on Jul 28, 2007 16:41:25 GMT -5
because he looks GREAT in a nice suit. Men should not wear tank tops with suit jackets. That does look stupid. And classless. I guess Batista's a face merely because he's never said he was a heel. Boy howdy his character is complex. Don't faces geberally do things that fans enjoy though?
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Post by ChitownKnight on Jul 28, 2007 18:32:51 GMT -5
My parents saw the end of Smackdown with me for the first time ever. My parents saw Batista attack Khali after Khali refused to fight Batista and my parents thought that Batista was the bad guy since he wasnt provoked.
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