Post by The F'N Captain on Aug 8, 2007 4:21:26 GMT -5
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Vince- I...I had a speech prepared... oh my goodness I'm so embaressed. Heavens to Betsy....
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Umaga- HASSSSAN CHOP!
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Shelton- I REGRET NOTHING!
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So please dear viewer, sit back and relax as William Regal shows you how to use NADS to remove Sandman's unwanted back hair...
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Sadly, this is not a still photo. This is the actual speed of a Snitsky clothesline.
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Everyone agreed Snitsky did a helluva impresion of the mutated Senator Kelly from X-men.
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Rory: JESUS ROBBIE... you forgot to wear trunks under your kilt!
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At this moment the ref knew what he had to do. Screw his dad, he WAS getting those breast implants!
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Carlito: "Ok ok I take it back. The Marine didn't suck donkey balls... yeesh."
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Carlito: "This... THIS... is the perfect size for a female's ass."
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Regal: "Smeg off Lister!"
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Randy slowly morphs into a new Dick Tracy character, "The Forehead"
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Booker: "Did I forget to wear my trunks tonight?"
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Booker: "You shut your whore mouth when men are talking!"
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Booker: "I DID forget to wear my trunks!"
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Even the Titantron is a Kennedy mark.....
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Kennedy- "And hailing from Venice Beach California.... THE MAN CALLED.... STING!!!!!"
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Just watching this segment at home made the Shockmaster burst into tears. He knew if he had a chance he could SO bust through that wall....
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The New Machines. Hacksaw Machine, Damn Machine, and Mario Machine.
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Santino: "Can-a I join tha Nation-a Domination?"
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Coming soon to the WC forums-"The Umaga WTF?" pic.
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Referee: "MY FINGER POINTS!"
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Cena: APPPLESAUUUUUUUCE!!!!!
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Orton was stopped in mid beatdown by a horrific sight. His hotel room had finally tracked him down... and it wanted revenge.....
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Carlito: "Don't make me use a Jeff Hardy Fireball!"