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Post by Psy on Aug 14, 2007 10:42:53 GMT -5
Vince: They don't have one- Ron: GRAM! Vince: -of evidence in their favor. I'm right here, I'm not going anywhere. It's not like I'm on the- Ron: LAM! Vince: - running from their investigators. I don't hold it against them, either, they have their jobs to do. The tall one, Ron: SAM! Vince: even offered me a bite of his - Ron: HAM! Vince: sandwich, but I politely informed him that I prefer- Ron: JAM! Vince: on my sandwiches, and we shared a little laugh. Then the man, with the weird bulging forearms, what was his name.... Slapeye? He did a little jig and said, "I - Ron: YAM! Vince: -what I- Ron: YAM! Vince: and that's all that I - Ron: YAM! Vince: - I'm Popeye- That's what his name was! Popeye. Then he gave me some chicken and biscuits. We gathered around for a group picture with Shane's digital - Ron: CAM! Vince: -era, and then I strangled half of them to death with my penis and bludgeoned the rest with my grapefruits. Ron: ............................DAMN!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Aug 14, 2007 10:44:09 GMT -5
I think Ron Simmons should do a guest spot on the Food Network.
Emerill: Kick it up a notch...... Ron: BAM!
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Post by a1TheEnigma1a on Aug 14, 2007 10:44:45 GMT -5
Vince: They don't have one- Ron: GRAM! Vince: -of evidence in their favor. I'm right here, I'm not going anywhere. It's not like I'm on the- Ron: LAM! Vince: - running from their investigators. I don't hold it against them, either, they have their jobs to do. The tall one, Ron: SAM! Vince: even offered me a bite of his - Ron: HAM! Vince: sandwich, but I politely informed him that I prefer- Ron: JAM! Vince: on my sandwiches, and we shared a little laugh. Then the man, with the weird bulging forearms, what was his name.... Slapeye? He did a little jig and said, "I - Ron: YAM! Vince: -what I- Ron: YAM! Vince: and that's all that I - Ron: YAM! Vince: - I'm Popeye- That's what his name was! Popeye. Then he gave me some chicken and biscuits. We gathered around for a group picture with Shane's digital - Ron: CAM! Vince: -era, and then I strangled half of them to death with my penis and bludgeoned the rest with my grapefruits. Ron: ............................DAMN! Fantastic ;D
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Post by valiens on Aug 14, 2007 11:30:47 GMT -5
What we should do is take an over/under on the next -AM word he uses.
What are the odds it's CLAM!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Aug 14, 2007 11:35:44 GMT -5
His favourite Shaqulle O'Neal film? KAZAAM!
His least favourite thing about school? EXAM!
Something women use that men don't know much about? DIAPHRAGM!
Best Oscar winning film? SILENCE OF THE LAMBS!
Favourite Flintstones character? BAM BAM!
Seriously, they could milk this for soooo long.
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Post by valiens on Aug 14, 2007 12:11:14 GMT -5
Shazam! (Or is that too many syllables?)
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Aug 14, 2007 12:46:37 GMT -5
Favorite Super Bowl winning coach? -(Hank) STRAM
What's a term of respect for a women? -MA'AM
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Aug 14, 2007 12:49:56 GMT -5
Hey there, Ron! Just wondering, what was your favourite Nicktoon?
-KABLAM!
Really? What about your favourite Sean Penn film?
-I AM SAM!
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Post by Danimal on Aug 14, 2007 13:53:18 GMT -5
What would eat with Dr Suess?
Ron: Green Eggs and Ham!
Al Bundy was a member of what?
Ron: NO MA'AM!
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Post by floundertime on Aug 14, 2007 14:17:13 GMT -5
Hey Ron...What's your favorite part of Maria???
Ron: CLAM!!!!!
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Post by Count Creepyhead on Aug 14, 2007 14:18:43 GMT -5
BLAND!!
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Aug 14, 2007 14:31:59 GMT -5
Ron, what move was a favorite of yours?
...SLAM!
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Post by wolfmoon103100 on Aug 14, 2007 14:36:16 GMT -5
Ram Bam Thank you mame
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Aug 14, 2007 14:52:40 GMT -5
And with a wave of my hand, and the magic words, KA-ZAM! I shall turn Maria into a...MAN!
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Post by Tom Selleck on Aug 14, 2007 15:13:15 GMT -5
Wow some people are bad at this thinking "Bland" or "Kwang" rhymes with Damn.
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Action Bathturd
Don Corleone
This is the greatest moment in the history of our sport.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Aug 14, 2007 16:42:57 GMT -5
Ron, what's your favorite animated program?
KABLAM!
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Post by Deadman Luke on Aug 14, 2007 17:12:20 GMT -5
Wow some people are bad at this thinking "Bland" or "Kwang" rhymes with Damn. Did the thread starter specify to post rhymes only? Nope... Those are called "assonances".
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Aug 14, 2007 17:27:55 GMT -5
The whole Simmons and DAMN thing gets me thinking about Ollie Williams from Family Guy. But hey ho
Ron takes Maria to a bar on a date
Maria: Oh I love this song. I can't remember who sings it Pearl.... Ron: JAM Maria: Yeah. Hey what's your favourie kind of rock music anyway? Ron: GLAM Maria: Oh yeah. You mean like the stuff from when George Michael was in... Ron: WHAM
some guy walks up.
guy: Wow, you're Maria from the WWE right? Hey can I buy you a drink? Ron: SCRAM!
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Post by Thomas Powers of Paine on Aug 14, 2007 17:35:10 GMT -5
What is Ron Simmons' favorite type of cracker?
GRAHAM!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 14, 2007 17:52:07 GMT -5
^^ nice one there you're first for winning the cookie so far
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