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Post by Topher is Human on Aug 18, 2007 21:10:07 GMT -5
It was his basketball...
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Post by poi zen rana on Aug 18, 2007 21:13:04 GMT -5
he has just been depressed for a few years because his brain can only hold the memory of 14 different moves at a time.
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Dr. T is an alien
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Aug 18, 2007 21:19:26 GMT -5
Batista is the only person I can think of, and I've often thought about it but never committed to doing the research, that has challenged two different champions for the same belt on back-to-back PPVs. Seriously, that's how many shots he's gotten and lost. Summerslam needs to be it for Bats, or this thing goes beyond all kayfabed fairness. And every time there's a new champion, it follows the same formula. Champion has a celebration, Batista crashes it. I'm fairly certain he trashed Booker's, and while he didn't trash Edge's, he DID trash Khali's. Ah well, things. That's all I have to say. Things. I thought it was three champions. Didn't he challenge Taker, then Edge, and finally Khali?
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Post by ChitownKnight on Aug 18, 2007 21:22:36 GMT -5
At Summerslam Khalis gonna beat Batista, then at Unforgiven Batistas gonna Beat Khali by cheating, Khali doenst get a rematch, then a basketball comes and Challenges Bats for the title. Then theres gonna be a series of battles between Bats and the Basketball proving that Basketballs do hold grudges.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Aug 18, 2007 21:27:51 GMT -5
Santino: Haha, I have-a two more lives left! You dressa like a prostitute! Angle: HEY! Only I get to talk like that to my wife! Well, besides Mitch here. Ain't that right M? *Misawa nods*
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Post by Threadkiller [Classic] on Aug 18, 2007 23:30:21 GMT -5
Batista is the only person I can think of, and I've often thought about it but never committed to doing the research, that has challenged two different champions for the same belt on back-to-back PPVs. Seriously, that's how many shots he's gotten and lost. Summerslam needs to be it for Bats, or this thing goes beyond all kayfabed fairness. And every time there's a new champion, it follows the same formula. Champion has a celebration, Batista crashes it. I'm fairly certain he trashed Booker's, and while he didn't trash Edge's, he DID trash Khali's. Ah well, things. That's all I have to say. Things. I thought it was three champions. Didn't he challenge Taker, then Edge, and finally Khali? Touche.
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Post by casualobserver on Aug 18, 2007 23:56:02 GMT -5
King Booker never got a return match after he lost to Batista. Kane has had only one shot at the title: in the triple threat match with Batista as one of the opponents. Batista gets more undeserved chances than Michelle Wie.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Aug 19, 2007 0:15:43 GMT -5
Terrible. He just bores the hell out of me, and adds nothing to the title picture in my view. Get somebody, anybody else to fill that slot. I mean, if you keep losing title matches fairly when given the chance, how are you constantly the #1 contendah, playahhh!
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Aug 19, 2007 0:23:02 GMT -5
Terrible. He just bores the hell out of me, and adds nothing to the title picture in my view. Get somebody, anybody else to fill that slot. Don't worry, Big Daddy V will be coming soon enough.
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Post by Horny Manatee on Aug 19, 2007 0:34:16 GMT -5
Terrible. He just bores the hell out of me, and adds nothing to the title picture in my view. Get somebody, anybody else to fill that slot. Don't worry, Big Daddy V will be coming soon enough. Big Daddy V verus Snitsky. The world would explode
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Post by Powder/The Professor on Aug 20, 2007 5:41:20 GMT -5
He holds a grudge because thats what old people do.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Aug 20, 2007 7:03:42 GMT -5
Because he's a huge jerk. Well, he is a corporate executive! (50 points for reference. This is pretty obscure, I think) Um... Futurama- Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV? And Batista's endless shots and party-crashing antics are really annoying me since he's still billed as the good guy who was 'screwed', even though he's lost/failed to win every title match he's had, and nearly all of them clean.I mean, look at it- WM23- loses clean to Taker. Backlash- draw, Taker retains as Bats failed to win. SD in the cage- draw, Taker retains since Bats failed to win. Edge wins title. Judgement Day- loses clean to Edge. One Night Stand- loses clean to Edge. Vengeance- loses via a clean Countout to Edge in a LAST CHANCE match. SD Battle Royale- loses clean. GAB Triple Threat- not pinned, but still loses. Seriously, he's acting more heel than Orton to Cena. Khali is the real face in the feud, I'm hoping for a double turn at Summer Slam.
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