Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Sept 22, 2007 17:51:35 GMT -5
I just don't think the "no promiscuous sex" part would get over very well in the WWE, hence why he never mentions it. Unless he was a heel, of course. Then it would be perfect. "No promiscuous sex? BOO THIS MAN! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! wait...what does promiscuous mean!" fixed for laughs...and slight truth |
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 22, 2007 18:00:28 GMT -5
It's from a shoot interview that he did. I think the story involved a very drunk Homicide thinking that Samoa Joe's couch (which Punk was sleeping on) was the toilet. I like the explanation that Punk was just trying to avoid the Patterson stigma, and maybe to prove that he was better than most of the roster since he actually did garner the direct attention of one of the ladies while literally 90% of the roster did not. |
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Post by Citizen Snips Has Left on Sept 22, 2007 18:24:05 GMT -5
It would have been pretty funny if he stayed, looked over at Maria, and just shrugged. Tipping her a comically big wink, then turning to Vince and doing the shrug might've gained him an Emmy nomination. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 22, 2007 19:08:55 GMT -5
Haha, I think Punk probably had some promiscuous sex. I bet that's also why he has the Rosie the Riviter tattoo on him. He says he's a feminist, but I know it's just his way to get laid as much as he wants.
And hey, why did Balls Mahoney leave? Wouldn't he stay and woo Kelly Kelly and impress her by not taking a ride on the Ho Train.
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Post by Loki on Sept 22, 2007 19:17:07 GMT -5
Punk joined the Ho-train to make sure none of his coworkers got involved in non-straight-edge activities  Friends don't let friends sleep around... |
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HardKore
Hank Scorpio
Bork this company
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Post by HardKore on Sept 22, 2007 19:30:48 GMT -5
I'm sure Punk questioned the writers if this was in character for him, and he was told to shut up and keep polishing the belt for when Cheaty McDrugcheat (formerly known as John Morrison formerly known as Johnny Nitro formerly known as Johnny Spade formerly known as Johnny Blaze) comes back.
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Sept 22, 2007 19:34:46 GMT -5
I'm sure Punk questioned the writers if this was in character for him, and he was told to shut up and keep polishing the belt for when Cheaty McDrugcheat (formerly known as John Morrison formerly known as Johnny Nitro formerly known as Johnny Spade formerly known as Johnny Blaze) comes back. Yeah, the writers do not care if it is not in character for someone to do something in a big moment (just ask Matt Hardy). |
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Post by bubbles on Sept 22, 2007 19:42:18 GMT -5
Strip him of the ECW title and make him present one of those recap shows instead of Josh Matthews for the rest of his liiiiiife!
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Post by leemir on Sept 22, 2007 19:43:42 GMT -5
He should have screamed in her face "YOU'RE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Marky Mark
Samurai Cop
Shut up hooker.
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Post by Marky Mark on Sept 22, 2007 20:01:01 GMT -5
He seemed a little to enthused about getting clamidia
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Sept 22, 2007 21:35:31 GMT -5
He seemed a little to enthused about getting clamidia Hey, wouldn't it be inspirational if someone with chlymida won the ECW Title? |
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Post by machinegun on Sept 22, 2007 21:36:38 GMT -5
He seemed a little to enthused about getting clamidia Hey, wouldn't it be inspirational if someone with chlymida won the ECW Title? Alex Shelley FTW |
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Post by Painz_Daughter:HD on Sept 22, 2007 21:48:24 GMT -5
Well why is Punk being singled out here? Kenny left, Miz left, and Balls left and they all had Kayfabed reasons to stay, while Punk did not have a kayfabe reason to stay.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Sept 22, 2007 22:07:38 GMT -5
Well why is Punk being singled out here? Kenny left, Miz left, and Balls left and they all had Kayfabed reasons to stay, while Punk did not have a kayfabe reason to stay. I think everyone's just joking around and having fun with Punk. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. His only addiction, is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S! |
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Sept 22, 2007 22:12:32 GMT -5
Well why is Punk being singled out here? Kenny left, Miz left, and Balls left and they all had Kayfabed reasons to stay, while Punk did not have a kayfabe reason to stay. To be fair, I think Balls will sleep with just about anything. Captain Caveman has to jump anytime a girl shows interest. |
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Post by Painz_Daughter:HD on Sept 22, 2007 22:49:26 GMT -5
Well why is Punk being singled out here? Kenny left, Miz left, and Balls left and they all had Kayfabed reasons to stay, while Punk did not have a kayfabe reason to stay. I think everyone's just joking around and having fun with Punk. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. His only addiction, is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S! I know everyone's joking, but it seems like Punk is always the butt of everyones jokes. Why can't we all make fun of everyone equally? |
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Sept 22, 2007 22:55:31 GMT -5
I think everyone's just joking around and having fun with Punk. He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, he doesn't do drugs. His only addiction, is HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'S! I know everyone's joking, but it seems like Punk is always the butt of everyones jokes. Why can't we all make fun of everyone equally? Hey, if anyone gets made fun of on this board, it's Batista. |
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Post by Painz_Daughter:HD on Sept 22, 2007 22:57:29 GMT -5
I know everyone's joking, but it seems like Punk is always the butt of everyones jokes. Why can't we all make fun of everyone equally? Hey, if anyone gets made fun of on this board, it's Batista. He needs to be made fun of more. |
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Sept 22, 2007 22:58:51 GMT -5
To answer this with something that I think is the honest answer, the WWE never said Straight Edge means no sex. All they said was no drugs, no booze, no cigarettes (at least to my knowledge). So, at least as far as his WWE character goes, he's free to ride the train. At least, this is what I think is happening. I could be wrong. He did mention that he had no promiscuous sex in his straight edge lifestyle when he criticized Vince for being A WHORE!!!! during his search for his bastard |
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Smarky
Mike the Goon
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Post by Smarky on Sept 22, 2007 22:59:11 GMT -5
Hey, if anyone gets made fun of on this board, it's Batista. He needs to be made fun of more. I think we need a new target. Anyone got any ideas? |
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