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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Jun 28, 2007 18:39:23 GMT -5
What is it? The computer I'm on doesn't have any sound. (It's messed up.) Gran Akuma & Icarus will take on Jay & Mark Brisco at the Philly show at the ECW Arena.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 18:40:28 GMT -5
Quack/Jigsaw and Akuma/Hallowicked royally FAILED to win the ROH tag titles in St. Paul. Now this is the first step to the Briscoes snatching those belts away from CHIKARA. Y'all about to lose your main titles ;D Never happen. Those Delaware rednecks don't stand a chance against the "Winged Ring Warrior" Icarus and "The Mythological Warrior From Afar" Gran Akuma.
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Post by invaderdave on Jun 28, 2007 21:32:26 GMT -5
So, what I'm to understand is that BOTH titles are on the line?
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Post by Chainsaw on Jun 28, 2007 21:49:47 GMT -5
oh no no no. The Briscoes are the ones who are royally boned, Gran Akuma is gonna knock out the rest of Mark's Teeth and then dance the night away. Akuma's gonna knock Mark back into time to when he was a kid, then hit him again to knock his baby teeth out, and then wait 3 years for his permaments to grow back in, and then knock him forward in time to when he has false teeth in an old folks home. And then he'll probably pin him and wander around until he finds Future Lance Steele and goes back to present day.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:04:58 GMT -5
So, what I'm to understand is that BOTH titles are on the line? No, neither title is on the line. Jay and Mark are woefully underqualified to get a shot at Chikara's Campeonatos De Parejas, having not accumulated the three consecutive wins necessary to get a shot. And I'd imagine the ROH tag team titles won't get put on the line against clearly superior opposition.
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Post by MGH on Jun 28, 2007 23:09:14 GMT -5
So, what I'm to understand is that BOTH titles are on the line? No, neither title is on the line. Jay and Mark are woefully underqualified to get a shot at Chikara's Campeonatos De Parejas, having not accumulated the three consecutive wins necessary to get a shot. And I'd imagine the ROH tag team titles won't get put on the line against clearly superior opposition. Of course these jokers aren't getting a shot at the oh so prestigious Ring of Honor WORLD Tag Team Championships. I'm not sure who that promotion paid off to get the shot in St. Paul as it is. But even when you blackmailed SOMEONE and got the shots, you came up short. Let me remind you: two teams, two chances, in one night, in ONE MATCH. And what happened? Clean sweep by the champs. Maybe FIST should go drink a couple of V8s and come back next year ;D
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:13:24 GMT -5
No, neither title is on the line. Jay and Mark are woefully underqualified to get a shot at Chikara's Campeonatos De Parejas, having not accumulated the three consecutive wins necessary to get a shot. And I'd imagine the ROH tag team titles won't get put on the line against clearly superior opposition. Of course these jokers aren't getting a shot at the oh so prestigious Ring of Honor WORLD Tag Team Championships. I'm not sure who that promotion paid off to get the shot in St. Paul as it is. But even when you blackmailed SOMEONE and got the shots, you came up short. Let me remind you: two teams, two chances, in one night, in ONE MATCH. And what happened? Clean sweep by the champs. Maybe FIST should go drink a couple of V8s and come back next year ;D Now hey, they were fighting Chikara on ROH terms. Yeah, the Briscoes are talented, but have they ever handled Icarus' "Melting Wings" submission? Or his spinning pedigree which has put not one, but TWO men out of the business on a permanent basis? Can they handle Lucha tag rules, or the 20 count on the floor?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 28, 2007 23:15:32 GMT -5
Of course these jokers aren't getting a shot at the oh so prestigious Ring of Honor WORLD Tag Team Championships. I'm not sure who that promotion paid off to get the shot in St. Paul as it is. But even when you blackmailed SOMEONE and got the shots, you came up short. Let me remind you: two teams, two chances, in one night, in ONE MATCH. And what happened? Clean sweep by the champs. Maybe FIST should go drink a couple of V8s and come back next year ;D Now hey, they were fighting Chikara on ROH terms. Yeah, the Briscoes are talented, but have they ever handled Icarus' "Melting Wings" submission? Or his spinning pedigree which has put not one, but TWO men out of the business on a permanent basis? Can they handle Lucha tag rules, or the 20 count on the floor? Can the Briscoes even COUNT to 20?
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Post by invaderdave on Jun 28, 2007 23:17:18 GMT -5
No, neither title is on the line. Jay and Mark are woefully underqualified to get a shot at Chikara's Campeonatos De Parejas, having not accumulated the three consecutive wins necessary to get a shot. And I'd imagine the ROH tag team titles won't get put on the line against clearly superior opposition. Of course these jokers aren't getting a shot at the oh so prestigious Ring of Honor WORLD Tag Team Championships. I'm not sure who that promotion paid off to get the shot in St. Paul as it is. But even when you blackmailed SOMEONE and got the shots, you came up short. Let me remind you: two teams, two chances, in one night, in ONE MATCH. And what happened? Clean sweep by the champs. Maybe FIST should go drink a couple of V8s and come back next year ;D .... *Godzilla theme, walks down* Oh isson...
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:18:36 GMT -5
Now hey, they were fighting Chikara on ROH terms. Yeah, the Briscoes are talented, but have they ever handled Icarus' "Melting Wings" submission? Or his spinning pedigree which has put not one, but TWO men out of the business on a permanent basis? Can they handle Lucha tag rules, or the 20 count on the floor? Can the Briscoes even COUNT to 20? Nope, because they use their teeth to count, and between 'em, they can only count to about 4.
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Post by MGH on Jun 28, 2007 23:20:52 GMT -5
Can the Briscoes even COUNT to 20? Nope, because they use their teeth to count, and between 'em, they can only count to about 4. Why don't we ask one Mr. Mike Quackenbush if the Briscoes can count? Oh... Oh I'm sorry, he can't right now. HE'S STILL KNOCKED THE **** OUT!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:22:16 GMT -5
Nope, because they use their teeth to count, and between 'em, they can only count to about 4. Why don't we ask one Mr. Mike Quackenbush if the Briscoes can count? Oh... Oh I'm sorry, he can't right now. HE'S STILL KNOCKED THE **** OUT! Listen, Quack had heavier things on his mind that night than a couple of rednecks. He's busy thinking about Japan, ya know... where the real tough guys go.
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Post by MGH on Jun 28, 2007 23:25:37 GMT -5
Why don't we ask one Mr. Mike Quackenbush if the Briscoes can count? Oh... Oh I'm sorry, he can't right now. HE'S STILL KNOCKED THE **** OUT! Listen, Quack had heavier things on his mind that night than a couple of rednecks. He's busy thinking about Japan, ya know... where the real tough guys go. Tokyo, Japan- July 16th Dream Six Man Match Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe & Naomichi Marufuji vs. KENTA, Ricky Marvin & Matt Sydal Osaka, Japan- July 17th ROH World Tag Team Title Match Jay & Mark Briscoe defend vs. Shingo & YAMATO Now, when Jay and Mark return after going 2-0 over those unsuspecting fools, and mow down FIST, what will the excuse be? FIST had the BRISCOE'S trip to Japan on their minds
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Post by Ace Diamond on Jun 28, 2007 23:27:05 GMT -5
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:28:22 GMT -5
Listen, Quack had heavier things on his mind that night than a couple of rednecks. He's busy thinking about Japan, ya know... where the real tough guys go. Tokyo, Japan- July 16th Dream Six Man Match Jay Briscoe, Mark Briscoe & Naomichi Marufuji vs. KENTA, Ricky Marvin & Matt Sydal Osaka, Japan- July 17th ROH World Tag Team Title Match Jay & Mark Briscoe defend vs. Shingo & YAMATO Now, when Jay and Mark return after going 2-0 over those unsuspecting fools, and mow down FIST, what will the excuse be? FIST had the BRISCOE'S trip to Japan on their minds Nope. When... heh... when... hahaha... when that happens... HAHAHAHA! Sorry, just can't stop laughing about the fact that you think the Briscoes even stand a chance against the Friends In Similar Tights. It's adorable, honestly. I mean, they might get lucky with a Jay Driller, but there's no way they can compete with the Yoshi Tonic or the Melting Wings. And what does Mark do for a finish again? Give himself concussions?
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:29:35 GMT -5
Let's see the Briscoes cut a promo like that.
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Post by MGH on Jun 28, 2007 23:32:35 GMT -5
I mean, they might get lucky with a Jay Driller. And your faith wavers as you already see the future. It's ok Spank, it really is. Just give in to the truth. It'll feel so much better than this state of obvious denial you're in! The only person walking out of here concussed will be whoever takes that cutthroat driver. Besides you have bigger things to worry about. Such as if the Briscoes will be able to keep their language at an acceptable level
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:35:18 GMT -5
I mean, they might get lucky with a Jay Driller. And your faith wavers as you already see the future. It's ok Spank, it really is. Just give in to the truth. It'll feel so much better than this state of obvious denial you're in! The only person walking out of here concussed will be whoever takes that cutthroat driver. Besides you have bigger things to worry about. Such as if the Briscoes will be able to keep their language at an acceptable level If the Briscoes let the profanities fly, I have confidence that Director of Fun, one Leonard F. Chikarason, or hell, even the Comish himself, Mr. Bob Saget, will have them ejected from the ECW Arena post haste. And award the match to the true winners, Team F.I.S.T.
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Post by MGH on Jun 28, 2007 23:39:27 GMT -5
Well you better be hoping for the stay F-bombs to fly, because that's the only way FIST is walking out with their hands raised. Oh my, what a hollow victory that'll be. Chikarason will regret that day that he called his good buddies in ROH and invited the Briscoes to come play. THE WAR IS ON! ....(please? Please let the war be on )
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jun 28, 2007 23:42:36 GMT -5
Well you better be hoping for the stay F-bombs to fly, because that's the only way FIST is walking out with their hands raised. Oh my, what a hollow victory that'll be. Chikarason will regret that day that he called his good buddies in ROH and invited the Briscoes to come play. THE WAR IS ON! ....(please? Please let the war be on ) (I know. I'm marking out at just the suggestion of an ROH/Chikara war ;D) *Ahem* Ya know, Chikarason isn't gonna be the guy regretting anything. It's gonna be Gabe Sapolsky regretting letting his golden boys come to the Chikara, and losing to the REAL top indy tag team in the business today.
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