Ace Diamond
Patti Mayonnaise
Believes in Adrian Veidt, as Should We All.
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Post by Ace Diamond on Oct 8, 2007 12:54:10 GMT -5
It's October. Put them in a haunted house overnight and see who runs screaming first. Imagine them in sleeping bags kick fighting each other as we watch through night vision. Then we hear a creek. "What was that?" We keep checking in on them. Eventually something scary happens and MVP crashes out the window because he's seen enough horror movies to know the Black guy gets it first. Camera pans around and Hardy is standing, arms folded, nodding and laughing. Behind him doing same is Kane. Matt says, "Good job, Kane. Let's go" just in case we, the dumb masses, don't understand what just happened. Suddenly Kane's smile turns serious. Hardy says, "Oh no," and Kane choke slams him through a table. Then a real ghost shows up. Kane punches it in the face. He walks outside, faces the camera, and does the arms up/down thing to trigger the pyro. The house explodes behind him. Now we have an "Is Matt Hardy Dead?" storyline continuing where McMahon's left off. Okay the rest of that would never happen, but book the haunted house! That first half not only sounds decent, but it sounds like something that they would go for, though it would be Jeff or Shannon Moore doing the spooking, not Kane. Jeff: RARRRGH I'M A MONSTAH! MVP: Oh hells no!
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Tapout
Hank Scorpio
WWE Creative(TM)
W.W.W.Y.K.I.
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Post by Tapout on Oct 8, 2007 13:16:39 GMT -5
No, no, the point is, it needs to be a super-boring contest.
Something like...something like push-ups.
I...
Oh.
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Post by valiens on Oct 8, 2007 14:12:36 GMT -5
A game of dice then? How about a hula hoop contest?
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Post by Old School Heel mark4Morishima on Oct 8, 2007 14:17:45 GMT -5
They compete for who can job himself out to Triple H more obeisantly to finally kill this ridiculous going-nowhere storyline.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2007 14:22:24 GMT -5
There's a Tom and Jerry cartoon where Jerry, tired of Tom always trying to kill him, issues a written challenge to face him in a duel. They trade glove slaps and then try to best each other in a sword fight, a gun fight, bows and arrows, even cannons. Now, they can't really have bullets and such, but it would be cool if they had staff fights or something akin to "Human Weapon", where they learn a couple of martial arts moves and then go head to head.
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Post by valiens on Oct 8, 2007 14:22:57 GMT -5
They should compete over...Lita.
Wait, that one's been done in real life.
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Post by gsguy on Oct 8, 2007 14:23:56 GMT -5
Two words...
Karate Fighters
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 8, 2007 14:25:09 GMT -5
They should play Candy Land.
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Post by honsou on Oct 8, 2007 14:26:44 GMT -5
This would be the greatest thing on Smackdown ever!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2007 14:37:24 GMT -5
Wii sports.
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 8, 2007 14:53:17 GMT -5
staring contest musical chairs dance dance revolution match contestants on hollywood squares
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 8, 2007 14:57:38 GMT -5
Hungry Hungry Hippos Thumb Wrestling Dungeons & Dragons NES Pro Wrestling Karaoke Contest Crossword Puzzle.
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Oct 8, 2007 15:07:11 GMT -5
karaoke wud be great
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Post by Baixo Astral on Oct 8, 2007 15:26:33 GMT -5
They need actually to do what I had an oddball thrown together team do in the storyline I wrote once... gradually gain respect, and become buddies... and then MATT heels on MVP.
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ilggant
Unicron
Run...
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Post by ilggant on Oct 8, 2007 16:19:04 GMT -5
EWR
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Boomaga
Team Rocket
Evolve or Die.
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Post by Boomaga on Oct 8, 2007 16:22:44 GMT -5
I vote farting contest. Bastion Booger will judge. Volume and potency determine the victors.
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Ramses
Don Corleone
The guy who did Fart sounds on WCR FYI :P
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Post by Ramses on Oct 8, 2007 17:17:04 GMT -5
Ah! here's another one, since NBC is so high on this:
American Gladiators!
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Christianv2
Dennis Stamp
Wrestlecrapper since 2001
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Post by Christianv2 on Oct 8, 2007 17:23:05 GMT -5
Who has the better entrance. It would actually be entertaining if they challenged to do each others intro's and who did it better. Like Matt comes out in a suit, Ballin, to MVPs music and MVP comes out to Matts music in camo pants and a black tanktop doin the V1 sign
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Oct 8, 2007 17:31:54 GMT -5
Jenga
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Matt
El Dandy
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Post by Matt on Oct 8, 2007 17:34:06 GMT -5
House of Cards
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