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Post by Deleted on Oct 11, 2007 17:06:58 GMT -5
an STD-carrying promiscuous diva running amoke in the lockeroom Wait you mean Lita? Fixed.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 11, 2007 17:11:02 GMT -5
Ron Simmons leads the Nation of DAMNination.
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Post by bubbles on Oct 11, 2007 17:20:28 GMT -5
The Miz - Small Asian Fisherman
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
Posts: 10,929
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 11, 2007 17:33:40 GMT -5
John Cena- After saying "you can't see me" for like 5 years is convinced he's invisible.
John Morrison- Burger King Cashier
Undertaker- Mime Afficianado
HBK- Refuses to cut a promo or wrestle a match without eating a whole roasted chicken.
Mark Henry- Everytime he's hit or performs a move quotes Shakespear.
Khali- Smackdown! Number 1 Interviewer!
Batista- Does pyro pose, slaps almost everyone's hand to the ring, strikes a pose, yells "GOODNIGHT CLEVELAND!" then returns backstage.
Umaga- Keeps facial tattoo's but wears a bowler hat and 18 century suit to the ring with a monocle, however speaks like an Austraillian.
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Post by Branimal on Oct 11, 2007 17:34:53 GMT -5
Umaga- Keeps facial tattoo's but wears a bowler hat and 18 century suit to the ring with a monocle, however speaks like an Austraillian. Gold.
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HRH The KING
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
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Post by HRH The KING on Oct 11, 2007 17:54:41 GMT -5
Johnny Stinger
Half man, half scorpion.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Oct 11, 2007 21:19:18 GMT -5
CM Punky Brewster.
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Post by bubbles on Oct 11, 2007 21:26:48 GMT -5
Big Daddy V and Snitsky as a tag team of bisexual timetravelling lovers who double as banana hammock models.
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
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Post by General Zod on Oct 11, 2007 21:38:43 GMT -5
Devo-lution.
Ric Flair, HHH, Batista and Randy Orton come to the ring with keytars, yellow latex jumpers, and orange cones on their heads.
Smell the ratings.
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Oct 11, 2007 21:57:21 GMT -5
I would mark for Devolution.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 11, 2007 22:22:05 GMT -5
Devo-lution. Ric Flair, HHH, Batista and Randy Orton come to the ring with keytars, yellow latex jumpers, and orange cones on their heads. Smell the ratings. Hell yes! That would be too awesome for ratings and we all know it.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
Posts: 6,648
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Post by Squirrel Master on Oct 12, 2007 8:51:16 GMT -5
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Post by Twinkies Rule! (so does Tacos) on Oct 12, 2007 8:55:48 GMT -5
Gene Snitsky- Gynocologist I burst out laughing at that one. Surprised it hasn't happened yet.
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
Posts: 90,480
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 12, 2007 9:56:18 GMT -5
I'm still pulling for this. And Umaga as educated british Savage. Teddy Hart: Employed Wrestler.
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Post by uncleslam on Oct 12, 2007 9:58:53 GMT -5
Batista: Great Wrestler and Promo man
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Post by hutter on Oct 12, 2007 10:02:50 GMT -5
P-Stain and SkidMark - The Bodily Functions.
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
Posts: 3,062
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Post by Limey on Oct 12, 2007 10:14:46 GMT -5
Anyone: The Reverse Stinkface giver! Sits in the corner, grabs the opponent's arse and pulls it straight into their face, freaking the opponent out and setting them up for a roll-up. Lance Storm: Baby-Juggler! Brian Kendrick: Slaps people with a thirty pound salmon that he hides under the ring. Hardcore Holly: Wrestles cross-eyed with both hands in his tights. (Credit: theddt.com) Charlie Haas: Wins matches by showing his opponent video footage of their loved ones suspended by ropes over a bridge and screams at them to lie down in the centre of the ring or he'll press a button and the ropes will be detonated by C4, sending their loved ones to their deaths. Shelton Benjamin: 13 Going On 30!!! William Regal: Dresses up as a volcano and sells people bottled water. www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4pvpt83ck0
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Post by uncleslam on Oct 12, 2007 10:22:33 GMT -5
Jeff Hardy: Straight Edger.
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
Posts: 6,648
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Post by Squirrel Master on Oct 12, 2007 13:29:23 GMT -5
P-Stain and SkidMark - The Bodily Functions. The Yellow and Brown Attack!
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Post by hutter on Oct 12, 2007 13:38:05 GMT -5
P-Stain and SkidMark - The Bodily Functions. The Yellow and Brown Attack! Will they overcome the odds? Depends.
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