goodoldjl
Trap-Jaw
Fat Demolition...they're gonna eat ya!
Posts: 317
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Post by goodoldjl on Oct 10, 2007 23:47:08 GMT -5
What about a Spanish Inquisition gimmick where they just show up unexpectely. Because... No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
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Post by David Otunga: Eternian at Law on Oct 11, 2007 0:28:21 GMT -5
Bring back Rene Dupree as the French Taunter!
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longdogga
Don Corleone
All australian look like this ^^^
Posts: 1,425
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Post by longdogga on Oct 11, 2007 0:49:19 GMT -5
Big Daddy V: I have a complaint. Vince: What is it? BDV: This cruiserweight you sold me...it's dead. Vince: It's not dead..it's resting. stolen for sig
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
Posts: 9,024
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Post by FHgrad99 on Oct 11, 2007 1:21:10 GMT -5
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Oct 11, 2007 1:49:23 GMT -5
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kswolf
Bubba Ho-Tep
Posts: 600
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Post by kswolf on Oct 11, 2007 6:30:12 GMT -5
The Undertaker and Kane's third long lost brother -- Tim! Tim the Enchanter!
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Steveweiser
Dalek
Mickie Mickie You're So Fine... Hey Mickie!
THE GRAPS
Posts: 50,249
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Post by Steveweiser on Oct 11, 2007 7:34:30 GMT -5
Well, er, The Bishop is tailor made for WWE... hang on, he's there already, using the name Batista.
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Oct 11, 2007 7:55:13 GMT -5
I demand a "Knights Who Say Ni!" gimmick. They could even tie it in with King Booker's return.
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Post by seano on Oct 11, 2007 8:00:00 GMT -5
Ric Flair's new tag team partner......
"NI!" "WOOOO!" "NI!" "WOOOO!" "NI!" "WOOOO!"
They'd be tag champs forever, dammit.
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Post by ellisdee on Oct 11, 2007 9:22:53 GMT -5
The Black Knight, No matter how bad you beat him up he will never quit. It's John Cena. Orton: "Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!" Cena: "'Tis but a scratch!" Orton: "A scratch? Your arm's off!" Cena: "No, it isn't!"
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Rockhound
Unicron
Mugger Kitty Strikes Again!
Posts: 2,956
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Post by Rockhound on Oct 11, 2007 9:29:35 GMT -5
Bring back Rene Dupree as the French Taunter! You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts. They could also resurrect an Adorable Adrian gimmick but named Herbert.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 11, 2007 10:36:12 GMT -5
My finisher is a powerbomb, a powerbomb and a brainbuster...
My TWO finishers...are a powerbomb, and a brainbuster, and a fisherman suplex...
My THREE finishers...are a powerbomb, and a brainbuster, and a fisherman suplex, and a rear naked choke with a scissorlock...
My FOUR...
My finishers are a powerbomb, a brainbu...I'll come in again.
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Mr. Mediocre
Hank Scorpio
Bert Early?... sorry, that's a typo. Butt. Ugly.
Much better since I was last here.
Posts: 6,249
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Post by Mr. Mediocre on Oct 11, 2007 10:52:43 GMT -5
Someone needs to do the Cheese Shop sketch but make it about their moveset. ("I'm afraid we don't allow the Shooting Star Press, Mr. London." "Oh, what about the piledriver?" "You're nut the Undertaker, sir." and so on.)
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 11, 2007 10:55:58 GMT -5
Fire everyone not named Bruce.
Which would turn Raw into the Brother Love Show.
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Oct 11, 2007 16:08:44 GMT -5
The French Taunter, Spanish Inquisition, or Knight of Ni gimmick would rule. As would Tim the Enchanter. Personally I'd have to cast Santino in at least one of the roles. I always wished Lance Steel and Lance Steel II did the whole 'riding to the ring with coconuts' gimmick in Chikara. Ric Flair's new tag team partner...... "NI!" "WOOOO!" "NI!" "WOOOO!" "NI!" "WOOOO!" They'd be tag champs forever, dammit. Book it now, WWE. Now. The Woo & Ni Connection = $$$
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 11, 2007 16:32:39 GMT -5
how bout lance steel, lance steel II, Lance Storm as a manager, and Kenny Dykstra as a new recruit, all team up. "Kenny, eh? Gonna be hard to remember that. Mind if we call you Lance to keep it straight!?"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 11, 2007 16:52:04 GMT -5
They should do the Vocational Guidance Counselor sketch, except Mr. Anchovy wants to become a wrestler. "A wrestler?" "Yes." "What makes you believe that you are qualified to become a wrestler?" "I've got some tights." "Some tights." "Yes, wrestling tights with the word 'Wrestler' on them. It also lights up, for if you need to wrestle in the dark." "Tell me, Mr. Anchovy, do you know what a wrestler looks like?" "Yes. Lots of makeup, funny face, red nose. Don't see what's so hard about wrestling them anyway. They don't look so tough." "Ah, Mr. Anchovy. I believe what you've got a hold of there is a clown." "A clown?" "Yes, a clown. You see, a wrestler is a big, tall, muscular man with huge biceps, an angry face, and a nasty sneer, and they look like this!" RAAAAWWWWWRRRR!!!
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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Oct 11, 2007 16:57:35 GMT -5
We need a WWE-ified Argument sketch, pronto.
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Post by barryhorowitz4ever on Oct 11, 2007 17:06:33 GMT -5
they could do that skit where John Cleese is the world class runner, and michael palin was his trainer who had to run the 3000 miles every morning from his shack in tailand (or wherever it was) to Cleese's home in england to wake him up with a mallet to the head, only cleese would be Festus, and Palin is Jesse, lol.
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Post by BoilerRoomBrawler on Oct 11, 2007 17:08:54 GMT -5
I would respect the announce team forever if night after night they managed to call a match around John Gambolputtydevonaufvernschpledeinschlittercrasscrenbonfrieddiggerdingledangledongledunglebursteinvonknackerthrasherapplebangerhorowitzticolensicgranderknottyspelltinklegrandlichgrumblemeyerspurtenmitzeisenbahnwagengutenabendbitteeinemburgerbratwustlegerspurtenmitzweimacheluberhundsfutgumberkalbsfleishmittlerauchervonhautkopft of Ulm.
Especially if Don West did it.
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