salTy
El Dandy
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Post by salTy on Oct 24, 2007 15:20:37 GMT -5
McMahon: "I've got it, Coach, the ULTIMATE Survivor Series team! *Unveils a picture of a wrestling ring with four black & white pictures* Georg Hackenschmidt! William Muldoon! Henry Moses Dufur! and Col. James M. McLaughlin! Oh yes, Coach, with this team we will most certainly win Survivor Series this year, damnit!"
Coach: "Uhh, Mr. McMahon..."
McMahon: "Yes, I KNOW, Coach, they don't work for me. I'm sure Billionaire Ted nabbed them up years ago, but they're who I want. I'm up against Cena, DX, and Jeff Hardy this year, I had to pull out all the stops."
Coach: "But, sir..."
McMahon: "Damnit, I don't CARE what it costs, and I don't care if it's cheating either."
Coach: "Sir, it's just those wrestlers are all long dead. Muldoon even stopped wrestling over one-hundred years ago."
McMahon: "Oh, well if that's the case just get me some giant men that are blatantly using steroids then."
Coach: "Very well, sir."
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azz0r
Dennis Stamp
Ex 4 month ruling Wrestlecrap PPV Prediction Champion
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Post by azz0r on Oct 24, 2007 16:44:29 GMT -5
You do realise Vince doesn't run the WWE single handedly and is far busier than any of us?
...maybe thats why he hasnt wasnt his time finding out what the Blair Witch Project is...
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Post by bindergang on Oct 24, 2007 16:49:00 GMT -5
You do realise Vince doesn't run the WWE single handedly and is far busier than any of us? ...maybe thats why he hasnt wasnt his time finding out what the Blair Witch Project is... As a business man, whose business is very much in the entertainment field and considered "pop culture", all he had to do was pick up a newspaper and see which movie was making the most at the time. If there was a character based on some scientific experiment, ok, I'm not expecting Vince to know, it's not his field. However, when your on TV, you should be paying attention to what the other production companies, studios, etc. are putting out there.
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r.
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
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Post by r. on Oct 24, 2007 16:56:46 GMT -5
that ppl dont care about the diva search any more.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Oct 24, 2007 17:05:24 GMT -5
VINCE: Coach, who is that rather rotund fellow on TNA getting all the cheers?
COACH: Uh, that's Samoa Joe sir.
VINCE: Samoa Joe, eh? Never heard of him.
COACH: Really, sir? He IS one of the darlings of the indy scene.
VINCE: Heh, look at the flab on him, Coach. No wonder he's stuck in TNA- he doesn't have the physique to be one of my Superstars! What's his gimmick anyway? If he's Samoan, he's bound to be a savage brute, correct?
COACH: ...erm..well...
VINCE: Spit it out, dammit! I don't have all day- I'm Vincent Kennedy McMahon! That is his gimmick, right?!
COACH: Well... actually sir, he's over as a shooter, and is revered as one of the best wrestlers in the world right now.
VINCE: ...
COACH: Are you alright, sir?
VINCE: ...git...git...git...
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jayjaystyles
AC Slater
Mongo never realized his best accomplishment ended at midnight on 31/01/1986
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Post by jayjaystyles on Oct 24, 2007 17:07:59 GMT -5
ive been disenfranchised with the diva search for years. J.T. shouldve won in 06. im disenfranchised in general with Vince's version of The Sims. I prefer Jerry Jarrett's version, its just way more entertaining. instead of letting go of Heyman, vince shouldve made him the booker, writer, promoter and everything else of Raw, ECW and Smack Down, at least WWE would be entertaining. Maybe he should've put Heyman in charge of SD vs. Raw 08, maybe it wouldnt suck as much as it looks like its going to suck.
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Post by Smokey McTrees on Oct 24, 2007 17:17:15 GMT -5
....That nepotism can ruin companies.
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