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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 19:37:38 GMT -5
Belly dancing is the sexiest thing in the history of sexieness. Especially if the chick, you know, actually KIND OF has a belly. Skinny chicks that belly dance are the most idiotic looking things ever. You need to have at least a little bit of a softness to you to do it right, IMO. That's part of the reason why I can imagine it working out for Melina. Cause she actually has some curves. Now imagining some skinny woman doing it is downright hilarious.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 9, 2007 19:43:29 GMT -5
Yeah, I actually saw one try it once....it was just absurd. I SOOO wanted to tell her "It's not called RIB-DANCING, sister!" but I'm actually kind of a nice guy, so I just shook my head and walked away.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 19:48:10 GMT -5
Yeah, I actually saw one try it once....it was just absurd. I SOOO wanted to tell her "It's not called RIB-DANCING, sister!" but I'm actually kind of a nice guy, so I just shook my head and walked away. Must've been mighty awkward.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 9, 2007 20:07:30 GMT -5
Belly dancing is the sexiest thing in the history of sexieness. This man is obviously intelligent. Great things are expected of him.
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Post by Steveweiser on Nov 9, 2007 20:11:57 GMT -5
Might as well see a picture of Melina's belly then...
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Post by Deleted on Nov 9, 2007 20:17:56 GMT -5
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Post by Reverend BTY on Nov 9, 2007 20:18:55 GMT -5
What she needs to do is that dancing where she paints a giant face on her stomach and wear a huge top hat to cover her upper body. That way it can look like a humongous head on a pair of little legs. That should be her new gimmick. And we have a winner!
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Post by jmac950 on Nov 9, 2007 20:35:34 GMT -5
Melina belly dancing = hot. Man, I don't know if Johnny Morrison is tapping that, but if he still is, he's one lucky dude.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 9, 2007 21:30:39 GMT -5
Don't think of belly dancing just as a sex act, guys. I know a girl who belly dances for exercise, and it looks incredibly difficult, which is also why she is an incredibly cut girl. She says it works her legs, back, abdomen, and even her shoulders incredibly hard. So a female wrestler being interested in it is not surprising at all. That said, I admit, I would not mind seeing Melina demonstrate. That will probably be her Halloween battle royal costume next year.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 9, 2007 21:33:16 GMT -5
Don't think of belly dancing just as a sex act, guys. I know a girl who belly dances for exercise, and it looks incredibly difficult, which is also why she is an incredibly cut girl. She says it works her legs, back, abdomen, and even her shoulders incredibly hard. So a female wrestler being interested in it is not surprising at all. That said, I admit, I would not mind seeing Melina demonstrate. That will probably be her Halloween battle royal costume next year. No, it's not JUST a sex act, but if I have my info straight, that IS how it began, right? As an erotic way for Persian harem girls to arouse their sheiks so that the sheiks could then perform for their wives? Correct me if I am wrong, but that's what I've read.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 9, 2007 21:47:34 GMT -5
Don't think of belly dancing just as a sex act, guys. I know a girl who belly dances for exercise, and it looks incredibly difficult, which is also why she is an incredibly cut girl. She says it works her legs, back, abdomen, and even her shoulders incredibly hard. So a female wrestler being interested in it is not surprising at all. That said, I admit, I would not mind seeing Melina demonstrate. That will probably be her Halloween battle royal costume next year. No, it's not JUST a sex act, but if I have my info straight, that IS how it began, right? As an erotic way for Persian harem girls to arouse their sheiks so that the sheiks could then perform for their wives? Correct me if I am wrong, but that's what I've read. You are indeed correct, my friend. I am a little sensitive to the topic, probably because I have had to listen to my friend rant and rave every time someone gives her "a look" when she mentions that she belly dances.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 10, 2007 12:08:13 GMT -5
No, it's not JUST a sex act, but if I have my info straight, that IS how it began, right? As an erotic way for Persian harem girls to arouse their sheiks so that the sheiks could then perform for their wives? Correct me if I am wrong, but that's what I've read. You are indeed correct, my friend. I am a little sensitive to the topic, probably because I have had to listen to my friend rant and rave every time someone gives her "a look" when she mentions that she belly dances. Oh I know where you're coming from, believe me. In my neck of the woods, the ignorant folks around here believe that belly dancing is akin to stripping, and so simply referr to it as "dirty dancing" or "girlie dancing". *SIGH* Hello, this is the twenty-first century calling. It might be time for you to join us, Oregon.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 10, 2007 12:11:10 GMT -5
Ya know, I'm going to start watching the Spanish channel on a regular basis now. Just in case. After all, if there's three things I've seen on those channels while I've surfed, it's soap operas, game shows, and women belly dancing at poolside to catchy rythmic music. And hey, if for some bizarre reason she shows up, I'll be in luck.
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Post by kittylimits on Nov 10, 2007 14:11:17 GMT -5
Belly dancing is done a lot as a form of exercising -- hell it is why I started.
But people are right, it was for sexual reasons...exotic...whatever. But it does suck that there are connotations for women now who just like it because it keeps them in great shape and is fun to do. Plus it helps those of us who are naturally awkward people when their BFFs drag them out on the dance floor.
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 10, 2007 15:43:37 GMT -5
Hey, I am all for alternative forms of working out. The weight rack and treadmill can get pretty boring after a while. Hell, I work out with a pair of weighted clubs, ala the Iron Sheik. Now I just need to start doing the Brock Lesnar method and jog while carrying a really big log.
I might add it might be fun to see Melina incorporate her new hobby into her ring performance, just a little bit. Examples: stepping out from behind the curtain and doing a little hip roll leading up to striking a pose. Or perhaps when she has an opponent laid out on the mat, doing a little shimmy before dropping an elbow. Or if she is in the corner of another male wrestler, getting on the apron and doing a little sashaying to distract him. Stuff like that.
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 10, 2007 18:35:22 GMT -5
Hey, I am all for alternative forms of working out. The weight rack and treadmill can get pretty boring after a while. Hell, I work out with a pair of weighted clubs, ala the Iron Sheik. Now I just need to start doing the Brock Lesnar method and jog while carrying a really big log. I might add it might be fun to see Melina incorporate her new hobby into her ring performance, just a little bit. Examples: stepping out from behind the curtain and doing a little hip roll leading up to striking a pose. Or perhaps when she has an opponent laid out on the mat, doing a little shimmy before dropping an elbow. Or if she is in the corner of another male wrestler, getting on the apron and doing a little sashaying to distract him. Stuff like that. You are brilliant. Personal fantasy: Hassan returns, and somehow gets Melina's attention. In her attempt to woo him, she becomes his "harem girl" and dons her bellydance attire, maybe even performing for him backstage. The two hit it off, and a brand new "power couple" a la Edge and Lita, are born.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Nov 10, 2007 18:48:04 GMT -5
Hey, I am all for alternative forms of working out. The weight rack and treadmill can get pretty boring after a while. Hell, I work out with a pair of weighted clubs, ala the Iron Sheik. Now I just need to start doing the Brock Lesnar method and jog while carrying a really big log. I might add it might be fun to see Melina incorporate her new hobby into her ring performance, just a little bit. Examples: stepping out from behind the curtain and doing a little hip roll leading up to striking a pose. Or perhaps when she has an opponent laid out on the mat, doing a little shimmy before dropping an elbow. Or if she is in the corner of another male wrestler, getting on the apron and doing a little sashaying to distract him. Stuff like that. You are brilliant. Personal fantasy: Hassan returns, and somehow gets Melina's attention. In her attempt to woo him, she becomes his "harem girl" and dons her bellydance attire, maybe even performing for him backstage. The two hit it off, and a brand new "power couple" a la Edge and Lita, are born. Hassan returning + Melina bellydancing = RATINGS!
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Post by Rorschach on Nov 10, 2007 19:31:11 GMT -5
Just think.....the backbeat of Hassan's theme actually kind of sounds like bellydance music.
Imagine Melina doing a short bellydance for Hassan, much like she did her "Splits" intro for M&M?
Waitaminute....Melina and Muhammed?
M&M?
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 10, 2007 19:36:33 GMT -5
And on a similar note: I myself took ballet classes for several years. It is a great workout, and is an incredibly athletic form of dance that requires a lot of balance, flexibility, and a surprising amount of strength. Now, I can see WWE using Melina's belly dancing as a way to sex her character up a bit more (not that she needs it) and make her stand out a bit. But could you imagine if word got out that a male wrestler practiced ballet? I think it is pretty well guaranteed that the poor sap would be made out to be a girly man, probably a gay character ALA Rico, and would likely never be taken seriously.
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Post by Real Folk Bruce on Nov 10, 2007 19:44:26 GMT -5
Just think.....the backbeat of Hassan's theme actually kind of sounds like bellydance music. Imagine Melina doing a short bellydance for Hassan, much like she did her "Splits" intro for M&M? Waitaminute....Melina and Muhammed? M&M? ;D Make it SO! Hey I'm all up for the return of Hassan.After catching a few clips of him,I saw that he was an awesome arabian heel who didn't have to resort to terrorism to spark heat. They need to give him one more chance and this would be an awesome return to one of the most overlooked heels of current WWE.
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