Questions you would love to ask Vince McMahon.

[HMARK Center]

Why is it only "damn personal" if somebody threatens your family's business, but not when you threaten the business of somebody else's family?

[mo]

I'd honestly like to know what he thinks of the WWE name, and if he'd rename it back to WWF given the chance.

[Branimal]

"Was the higher power really you? Was it really you all along?"

[T.J. "the Crippler" Stevens]

Now that you and Bret are on good terms, you think you could hook me up with his hot daughter?

[The Ichi]

I would ask him if there's ever a place for Randy Savage in the WWE Hall of Fame, without bringing up the Steph rumour or insinuating that I know about it.

[Jay Broni]

Would you please pull my finger?

[Dynamite Kid]

Does Linda take it up the bum?

[Bram wants to 'urt you]

Being totally and completely honest, don't you wish you could turn the clock back 20 years? Back to a time when wrestling WAS wrestling, when men were men, women were women and a legdrop could disrail a speeding train. Back to the time where a man looked the way he did and no one asked how or why, a time when you were the only game in town and nobody looked that closely at you, because they were all enthralled in the glamour of it all.

That's what I would ask him. And I bet he'd say yes

[DeuceDominoMark]

Did Wendi Richter screw Wendi Richter?

[MiLB Fan]

Do members of your writing staff visit wrestlecrap.com?

Can I see where WWE stores all its video libraries?

How is it that on many WWE job descriptions, one of the requirements is knowledge of pop culture and trends, but you yourself don't seem to know that much about pop culture?

Do you still have those blazers with the old block logo, and the Monday Night RAW bomber jacket?

[tyler632]

Would you be willing to take a drug test like your wrestlers?

[thesam07]

Why won't you book Dennis Stamp?

or

Is it true that the sticky stuff on Postage Stamps is really Toad mucus?

dynamitekid said:

Does Linda take it up the bum?

Best answer yet.

[superkickkid]

Which tastes better Rikishi's ass or Big Show's ass?

[bagsley]

Why was I and all of the other fans fired?

[Paco S. Loco]

Does John Cena have incriminating photographs of you, or are you just madly in love with him?

What group of fans is more annoying: The (original) ECW fanboys or the "Everything was better in the 80s!" fanboys?

[Lick Ness Monster]

Are you aware that maybe five fans really, actually care about the diva search, yet you continue to put this piss break on TV every year?

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mdb913 said:

Why do you hate your most loyal fans so much?

Beat me to it. So, instead: Where's the bathroom?

[TripleMerc]

WHAT THE f***!?

[Deleted]

AAAAAREEE YOUUUUU RRRREADY?!?!

sorry... but he always feuds with DX so i'd like to see his reaction

[Massive G]

I would ask him if he banged Torrie Wilson. Then, I would ask him how it was. He would probably say that it was awesome.

Then, I would ask him several vulgar questions about Stephanie.