Santino's 15th Anniv. Target

[Citizen Snips Has Left]

So, I'd imagine a segment with Santino mocking then getting destroyed by an epic figure from Raw's past is pretty much a given this Monday. Any predictions/wishes?

I'd like to see him go after Hogan in an attempt to kickstart Marellamania.

[ItsaSantino]

Pastamania, then???


My vote is that he either goes back after Stone Cold or he tries to start a catfight between Trish and Maria by accusing Trish of hitting on him and offering to bark like a dog for him

[Bobeddy]

I'd be happy if he just bumped into Bobby Heenan backstage...

"Look Maria, it's The-a 'Wheezer'.
Hello Mr. He-Man, my name is-a Santino Marella!"


"Marella? What kind of stupid name is that?"

[thepaywindah]

Good gravy, if Heenan was there at all, I'd explode with joy. And him plus Marella would mean the cancellation of Raw, because it'd be all downhill from there. No way to top it.

[Harvey]

Hopefully no one. Santino is getting over exposed. His lame, fake Italian accent is getting on peoples nerves. He needs some more flavor than his usual level "jokes"

[The Genesis of KoOS]

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

[W?Y]

kingofoldschool said:

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

Why aren't you scripting Santino's character?

[Chainsaw]

rootbeerworldorder said:

kingofoldschool said:

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

Why aren't you scripting Santino's character?

Yeah, your talents are being wasted here.

Also, Santino should make a comment about how he was going to buy a $500 shirt, but then decided to raid Jerry Stupid Lawler's closet and got 50 $10 shirts.

[Josh DELUXE]

bobeddy said:

I'd be happy if he just bumped into Bobby Heenan backstage...

"Look Maria, it's The-a 'Wheezer'.
Hello Mr. He-Man, my name is-a Santino Marella!"


"Marella? What kind of stupid name is that?"

HAHA!

[wrestlecrapcrap]

bobeddy said:

I'd be happy if he just bumped into Bobby Heenan backstage...

"Look Maria, it's The-a 'Wheezer'.
Hello Mr. He-Man, my name is-a Santino Marella!"


"Marella? What kind of stupid name is that?"

This has to happen.

[Jam]

Hulk Hogan would be the obvious choice. I'd like to see him run down someone like Bart Gunn or Savio Vega. There's is some comedy gold.

[skakid57]

y2jaybrone said:

Hopefully no one. Santino is getting over exposed. His lame, fake Italian accent is getting on peoples nerves. He needs some more flavor than his usual level "jokes"

+1

[The Genesis of KoOS]

y2jaybrone said:

Hopefully no one. Santino is getting over exposed. His lame, fake Italian accent is getting on peoples nerves. He needs some more flavor than his usual level "jokes"

Peoples?

All two of you?

[jobberjoe]

Santino & Mr. T would be swell TV

[Chainsaw]

y2jaybrone said:

Hopefully no one. Santino is getting over exposed. His lame, fake Italian accent is getting on peoples nerves. He needs some more flavor than his usual level "jokes"

Yeah, but this is too good of an opportunity to pass up.

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bobeddy said:

I'd be happy if he just bumped into Bobby Heenan backstage...

"Look Maria, it's The-a 'Wheezer'.
Hello Mr. He-Man, my name is-a Santino Marella!"


"Marella? What kind of stupid name is that?"

Just to reiterate, this would be the greatest one-liner in the history of our sport.

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kingofoldschool said:

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

this is made of win

[glassonion]

I'd love for Heenan to be there,but since he had that reconstructive jaw surgery not long ago. i doubt hes ready to be doing anything like that

[Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow]

kingofoldschool said:

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

This would be the greatest segment in the history of Raw

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billiondollarman86 said:

kingofoldschool said:

The Rock.

Of course it would be indirectly.

He can come out to The Rock's music, complete with $500 shirt and sun glasses.

He will say "Finally The Santino is-a back to this town!" Then he will ask what town he is in then will go "It matters not where-a Santino be at!"

Then he will call someone a "Tutti fruity bologna posterior, if ya sense what-a The Santino be-a bakin'!"

This would be the greatest night in the history of Raw

well... that is the point of the 15th anniversary