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Post by Claw died on Mar 2, 2024 20:04:36 GMT -5
BoOoOoOoO
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Post by Claw died on Mar 2, 2024 20:04:13 GMT -5
I got stuck in a cement mixr that's how I died
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Post by Claw died on Mar 2, 2024 20:02:47 GMT -5
It's starting to really smell around here I must almost be a skeleton by now the worms ate my eyes
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Post by Claw died on Dec 22, 2017 14:27:12 GMT -5
I meet all my people at the knife store. We chat about knives and knife technique. Talk of our recent knife related activities. Trade knives. And every Sunday is evidence destroying day! I would definitely recommend the knife store
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Post by Claw died on Dec 21, 2017 17:30:23 GMT -5
Wait a goddamn minute. Some of these toys don't have boots or legs!
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Post by Claw died on Dec 20, 2017 22:06:40 GMT -5
One time i thought I had a snake in my house but it turns out that it was a cat poop
EDIT: Sorry, wrong thread.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 20, 2017 16:39:44 GMT -5
I don't have a cat in my booth bucko. What i do with MAD cat in the privacy of my lair is really only mine, Gadget, and Penny's business. Now back to the booth, I gotta get mine redone. All the vinyl is wonky and torn on account of that time my metal hand got caught on a snagged thread and I had to cut the whole booth open with a knife to find my scissors.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 20, 2017 16:34:09 GMT -5
Sony minidisc. I can't go anywhere without someone trying to sell me a minidisc. And I'm like "chill, guy! I already got me a player and so many discs." But still, without fail, they're always like "$20 and it's yours man. Take it or leave it." Or "Man I'm just gonna give it to my kid if you don't buy it." Shit no you wont 8 year olds dont know how to work a Sony minidisc. Not at all.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 20, 2017 16:29:14 GMT -5
I don't understand this schtick. You gotta have a booth to get it. This is booth talk, chief. Once you get yourself in a booth, the whole world makes sense. Except when some knucklehead walks up to you and tells you to eat shit when you're just sittin' in your booth, mindin' your own business. Then everything gets thrown in a tizzy. I'm here in my booth, not doin' nothin'. Leave me be ruffians and knickleheads.
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Post by Claw died on Dec 19, 2017 23:31:51 GMT -5
ac·cost
əˈkôst,əˈkäst/
verb
approach and address (someone) boldly or aggressively.
"reporters accosted him in the street"
synonyms: confront, call to, shout to, hail, address, speak
So's I was sittin' in my booth, mindin' my own business and this guy comes up to me and says "Hey! Eat shit!" And I goes "Woah woah woah slow down boss, I didn't do nothin'. I was just sittin' in my booth mindin' my own business and you come up to me and tell me to eat shit?" And he goes "yeah!" And I'm all "That's pretty friggin' rude if you ask me." And then he just gave me the stink eye and walked away. So I just went back to whay I was doin' before. Sittin' in my booth mindin' my own business.
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Hi mom!
Apr 30, 2016 9:50:57 GMT -5
via mobile
Post by Claw died on Apr 30, 2016 9:50:57 GMT -5
Hi mom!
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Post by Claw died on Apr 27, 2016 7:31:01 GMT -5
The fire made me die, I'm dead now. Dying kinda itches
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:16:02 GMT -5
Shit, I was only trying to summon Matthew Broderick
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:12:04 GMT -5
You are not supposed to let fire touch you, it gets angry if it thinks it's being threatened jeez now someone tells me
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:10:42 GMT -5
Wait no, just gas
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:10:24 GMT -5
Ugh oof ouch oh no is this that dying thing?
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:05:05 GMT -5
Hey so why does fire hurt when it's on you?
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:02:24 GMT -5
I'm starting to think this might have been a mistake
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 19:00:54 GMT -5
NO ALL THE FOOD IS ON THERE DON'T BURN THE FRIDGE
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Post by Claw died on Apr 26, 2016 18:59:52 GMT -5
Ok now the kitchen is on fire. This isn't that bad, food needs fire
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