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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:47:48 GMT -5
What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali I agree with Khali as well...Is that how u spell the adult diapers brand??? Also i just might need him with the conclusion he made....
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:43:55 GMT -5
ok. scene one. If you guys can come up with a better(serious) protagonist name, I'd love it. [the scene comes up on a dirt road, just outside of Texarkana, on the Texas side. A young man, Jack Davis, the protagonist, is driving, and he see's the flashing of an unmarked cop-car's dashboard-mounted light in his review mirror] Jack: (slightly under his breath) Damn! [Jack pulls over,and the cop pulls in behind him. The cop exits his car, and walks towards Jack] Jack: Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer: I think you know. Jack: Obviously I don't, otherwise I wouldn't ask. Officer: Oh, looks like we have a wise-guy here. (walks around to the back of the car, out of view of the camera. The sound of plastic breaking is heard. He walks back in the frame.) Appears you have a busted tail light. I'm gonna have to run your plates. New York plates. You're not from around here, are you? Jack: Obviously not. Officer: Ok, just shut up. Get out of the car, and put your hands on the hood of the car. Jack:(exiting his vehicle) I think what your doing is against the law! Officer: All the law I need is right here(draws beretta. The officer walks back to the cop car, and comes back after a few seconds). Seems you have quite a record up in New York. Jack: That was a long time ago. I served my time. I am a changed man. Officer: Thats not a chance I am willing to take. Now I've got to go get something out of the car. You stay here with your hands on the hood.(The officer goes back to his car again, and turns off his engine and his police light.) Jack: (facing the officer) I think you should leave that on. Officer: I said leave your hands on the hood of the car! Now do it, before I give you a lead buffet. (Draws gun and puts it to Jack's head). Scum like you isn't worth the metal. (The officer pistol whips Jack, knocking him out. The officer gives Jack a kick to the ribs and leaves. The camera changes to an overhead shot, and fades out as the title appears on screen) That's badass for a beginning,but keep going, I'm interested now.
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:40:06 GMT -5
we are friends, Hater is just stupid and doesn't add to conversations he just post K-Feds to up his post count, therefor he is a hugtard and everyone should insult him every chance they get Meh, I feel no problem. No competition. I see no problem in constantly posting. But, people can be constant AND quality posters, too. Just adding my two cents to topics & occasionally posting music vids for the Wrestlecrappers enjoyment? Is there any harm n this scenario?
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:38:05 GMT -5
"Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends, why can't we be frieeeends?......." we are friends, Hater is just stupid and doesn't add to conversations he just post K-Feds to up his post count, therefor he is a hugtard and everyone should insult him every chance they get I TOLD U I AIN'T DOING THIS TO UP MY f***ING POST COUNT IF I DID THAT I WOULDN'T TALK TO U GUYS JUST POST RANDOM SHIT
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:36:55 GMT -5
Let's end this! We want peace! Simple peace! *Pulls out stinger missile launcher.* Whoooooo's with me?! Depends
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:36:29 GMT -5
Ya I've heard of Joe killing ppl, i had no clue rabid teachup chihuahuas eat u alive. Just ignore me. if you'd prefer I could just beat you to death with a crowbar How many pounds does it way? How far can u throw a football?
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:35:26 GMT -5
Good question Khali, cause that's all i want
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:33:51 GMT -5
Hater, have you ever heard people say that Joe's gonna kill you...well I'm not nice enough to let Joe kill you, I'm gonna kill you, I'm going to tie you down and let rabid teacup chihuahuas eat you alive Ya I've heard of Joe killing ppl, i had no clue rabid teachup chihuahuas eat u alive. Just ignore me.
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:29:20 GMT -5
That's awesome Andy How long'd it take u to make that?
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:24:29 GMT -5
Dammit i did & i know it too b/c that's super cool... Cool to have your face engulfed by the crotch of a roided-up wrestler in a sundress and speedo? No the VitOwned part. Damn is he really wearing a speedo??? I never noticed that
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:23:37 GMT -5
WHAT PART OF SHUT YOUR hugING MOUTH DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND YOU IMBRED hugTARD The part that i'm chatting like the thread says to do while trying not to annoy u.
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:21:50 GMT -5
I told you to shut it hugtard Smile, you just got Dammit i did & i know it too b/c that's super cool...
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:21:09 GMT -5
Indeed. I would call mine Sorrows of a Gentleman in Spring. Deep man, deep. Sounds like something to watch too.
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:20:21 GMT -5
I made a comedy(which turned more into a drama) last year, this year will be two movies(a horror and a comedy) so I need a full fledged drama in my portfolio. I just don't know if to do it in color, b&W, or a mixture of both mixture Haven't seen one of those n a long time...
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:16:27 GMT -5
I hate my mother, she's a huging idiot care to elaborate? It doesn't sound like it has a Disney fairy-tale ending...
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:12:52 GMT -5
But the spontaneity and originality of my idea would be Five-Star! maybe for one of my other projects. Other projects? COMING TO THEATRES NEAR U, AN ANDY DUKE PRODUCTIONS!!!
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:11:41 GMT -5
If I were to make a little film, it'd be a comedy about a few guys trying to make a little film. That way I could get away with cheesy "special effects". ;D That always works...it has a chnce of making it on YouTube.... Don't get ur hopes up on an Emmy for the flick though....
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:07:49 GMT -5
the instrument would be the easiest part. Portraying anything with the roman empire with my whopping $0 dollar budget might be hard though(I'll probably end up pouring a couple hundred bucks in my movie) Just use old stock footage. With chunk change???
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:01:31 GMT -5
*Whispers* i know, but, i thought this was a chat thread??? I said quiet, now shut it or I'll have Vinnie and Tommy cut your fingers off Who? & this is a chat thread...what am i doing besides posting vids???
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 18:57:45 GMT -5
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