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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 3, 2023 1:06:07 GMT -5
I suggest rounding off the tip of a large stick and jabbing it in the ribs. Bludgeon the search function into submission.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Oct 1, 2022 16:53:39 GMT -5
the title makes this sound more scandalous than it probably is. AEW section in a nutshell.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 26, 2022 17:12:34 GMT -5
I entirely believe the theory that he wants to die in the ring.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 23:35:44 GMT -5
It's the great 21st century romance.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 23:31:03 GMT -5
Just wanna say again I love you crazies. Feeling good today. You guys are a constant part of my life and have been for 15 years now.
Here's to ya, FAN.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 23:23:59 GMT -5
This thread started 4 days before my wedding and I’ve gone on a honeymoon and been back at work for a few days. Wrestling never stops Congratulations.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 22:51:13 GMT -5
Either we've reached the point of some weird glitch like the implosions from 15+ years ago and 499 is our hard limit or someone is deleting their own posts for whatever reason. I've been watching since it started, I'll have HMARK Center use the Joe Neglia account check our security log. *shrugs* lost 24 posts by my count so far. Ok NOT a glitch. Found out what happened. FAN CAN GO 500+!
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 22:49:28 GMT -5
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 22, 2022 22:41:15 GMT -5
Either we've reached the point of some weird glitch like the implosions from 15+ years ago and 499 is our hard limit or someone is deleting their own posts for whatever reason. I've been watching since it started, I'll have HMARK Center use the Joe Neglia account check our security log.
*shrugs* lost 24 posts by my count so far.solved
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 21, 2022 12:27:55 GMT -5
Don't drag this joyous thread down with Vince Russo. He absolutely could not manage a Target Shopping at Vince Russo's target sounds like a bad retail experience, but f***ing. Imagine working at Vince Russo's Target. The shipment of laundry detergent comes in and it's frozen hamburgers, and your boss insists you have to put the frozen hamburgers where the laundry detergent is going to go. First person to point out the defrosted meat is starting to rot and smell bad, and that customers keep asking for laundry detergent, gets fired. Russo Target would be a special kind of hell. >_> Vacuums are all up a pole. Nothing is modded where it's advertised. The only toys are blindbox swerves. Every employee greets you with "bro". Jeff Jarrett is inexplicably just there existing. I don't even wanna know what would be happening in the lady underwear section. They hotshot the position of cashier and there's someone new ringing you up every 3 items. (more wrestling personalities running Target posts please)
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 21, 2022 10:39:13 GMT -5
Nah.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 21, 2022 3:54:01 GMT -5
Also, I'd have never had ECW join forces with either side. Like, ECW was the rebel. You could even have Stephanie be the "owner" but just have ECW cause trouble and chaos. Yep I have thought this since 2001 ECW collaborating with WCW may have happened in reality In the 90s, but in kayfabe the ECW brand was massively anti WCW. Having them team up against the WWF didn't make a lick of sense. If ECW was teaming with either of those two it would 100% be WWF But as you say, in reality they should been a renegade, instigating third part of this war, as they were in realityEh kinda sorta. In reality they were on WWF payroll playing the part of rebel. Let's not forget WWF was secretly cutting ECW a check (weekly nonetheless) to stay afloat. No one knew but Heyman, so in the wrestlers and fans minds they were rebels. But reality becomes different with Heyman's actual standing. Now this coming out in storyline woulda been neat as hell in a reality where the Invasion played out better. Lotta story opportunity there.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 21, 2022 0:08:32 GMT -5
The drive for 5(00) is alive! You know what? f*** it. We reach 540 and everyone needs to buy themselves muffins.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 20, 2022 23:53:08 GMT -5
I work retail (f*** you btw Punk).
I keep passing by the muffins and thinking about this thread and all the jokes. It's taking so much willpower not to buy any just to amuse myself.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 19, 2022 13:27:07 GMT -5
You know who else told me to pick up my garbage? My mom!!! Psh. You probably share a bank account with her.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 19, 2022 12:54:44 GMT -5
Next time Colt Cabana is on AEW TV, his entrance chryon thing should say "shares a bank account with his mother" Wins a battle royal for 5 grand. Tells TK to, "Make out the check to Ma Cabana!" Should totally make it a part of his character. Just yell out random Wreck it Ralph style I LOVE MY MOMMA.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 19, 2022 0:36:53 GMT -5
Just to clarify a few things in this thread - 1) Popeye's changed their entire formula in 2007. The reputation they had preceded this ("Popeye's chicken is f***ing awesome" as famously said in Adam Sandler's worst movie), and then they tried to shift their image from a just a chicken place to an emphasized "Louisana Kitchen" (their "Lou-i-si-an-ah Fast!" jingle that used to haunt Raw that's been since changed to the same melody with the clunky wording "love that chicken from Popeye's") and are now back to being more of a chicken competitor with their chicken sandwich. 2) Raising Cane's whole allure isn't the chicken, it's the sauce and the toast. Just like how Bojangle's is all about the biscuits. 3) Arby's has a way higher success rate than they should with their promotional items, but it comes with a Thanos-esqe price as they've stopped carrying their phenomenal hashbrown cakes. 4) I love Wendy's - especially with the welcome return of the Pretzel Pub Burger - but every town does have the "Dirty Wendy's." That's a real thing. 90% miminum of all Wendy's I've been in have been spotless, hygenic, sanitary places to enjoy what comes out of Dave's kitchen - but every city has that one Wendy's you never step foot in or even take the drive-thru in fear whatever Pigpen ghost haunts it will make its way from the drive-thru window to your automobile. This has been the case in every major city I've lived in and being on the road I've been fooled by the hidden Dirty Wendy's spread across the country like an unexpected mold. Here in Minneapolis, the Dirty Wendy's is next to my favorite Taco Bell (which is also the neck-and-neck vying for the cleanest Taco Bell distinction) so it's such a night and day testament to society's need for balance. 5) Right now, KFC reigns supreme for me. The only frustrating thing about the franchise is how "prices and participation may vary" is taken so literally specific. Of the three within driving range of me, only two have Grilled Chicken, only one has Nashville Hot, and none of them have Georgia Gold BUT there is a location that still has Georgia Gold if I want to do a halfhour outside the city into Blaine (which in a non-pandemic I'd totally do) and while business-wise I can appreciate a franchise that's allowed to continue promotions at their personal discretion, as a customer there's always that risk of indecision when I get to the menu and the location doesn't carry what I want. Full disclosure, I have an interesting relationship with KFC as (no joke, five years ago tomorrow) I was the first person to recognize that their Twitter account follows six guys named Herb and the five Spice Girls (11 herbs and spices) so they sent me a prize pack: I come to FAN daily because it's a free education in the finer aspects of life.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 18, 2022 21:44:18 GMT -5
Wendy's pretzel burgers are so good. I readily welcome their return. They look like a salt lick. Is that the case? Cause if not they have my interest.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 18, 2022 17:52:37 GMT -5
I won't hear any badmouthing of Wendy's. Their spicy chicken sammich is lowkey the best spicy chicken sammich and I'll fight any Popeye defenders over this. Chick Fil A you don't even factor into this convo so you can kick rocks. Talk about Wendy's and no mention of fries dipped in a chocolate frosty? Come on, fries dipped in fast food milkshake is good, but fries in a chocolate milkshake is next level. Yeah that's a combo that deserves some respect. Also their chili is good for dipping fries too if ya get chopped jalapenos added and that hot chili vinegar packet they have. Also hella good to put that chili on the spicy chicken sammich with a spoon. I just wished I liked their actual burgers but those are bleh for me.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Sept 18, 2022 17:26:28 GMT -5
Maybe I went to a bad location but the Popeye’s chicken sandwich hype missed me. It tasted way too processed. *That* was what lunatics were dancing and singing on the counter about and getting into car accidents at the drive thru over? Even if it was better than Wendy’s or Raising Canes, which it’s not, that still wouldn’t be worth acting a fool in public about. I waited a minute to try their sandwich when they opened up one in my city and it was so disappointing. The whole place, tbh. Raising Canes I keep hearing great stuff about but haven’t tried yet 🤔 Same. I hear hella about them but don't have a local one sadly.
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