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Post by dreamer75 on Dec 17, 2017 12:10:13 GMT -5
Sid Justice/Vicious is a good promo. Largely because you know he's not going to say anything that makes sense. So he's an example of a good promo but not a good talker. Put Steiner in that club as well. I can recite the math promo at anytime.
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Post by dreamer75 on Dec 17, 2017 11:10:30 GMT -5
Damn...well at least we have another year of wackiness. I wonder how low the production will get. Abyss: Welcome Jospeh Park's Wrestling Related Wrestler Show! We had to save money by getting rid of the ring, stage, and Josh Mathews! Can i get a bag of thumb tacks? *Ed Nordholm motioning no and pinching his fingers together* Abyss: We cant even afford tacks? What can we afford? *Ed throws a bag full of stolen toothpicks from a local tim hortons at Abyss's face* Abyss: That was the pointy end!
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 30, 2017 18:07:15 GMT -5
I’m waiting on Charlotte to be on it, soley because I want to see Ric Flair party and hit on women old enough to be his daughters. Ric's like what... 68ish? If he was hitting on 18-25 year olds it could be grand daughters. pretty sure Charlotte has heard this conversation a lot of times growing up ...
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 20, 2017 13:23:50 GMT -5
Well it was interesting because I don't remember WWE ever having a women's hoss fight before. So that is new and different.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 13, 2017 15:12:07 GMT -5
FAN should scrape together a couple thousand bucks to have a Sabu vs Hornswoggle in an Turkey-on-a-pole exploding cage death match with special ref Tommy Dreamer crying over the wasted turkey. We cant even afford Ian Rotten's pizza oven let alone this Wrestlemania ME you cooked up
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 12, 2017 0:07:39 GMT -5
I would laugh so hard if Charlotte responded to her tweet with "Shut up Josh"
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 10, 2017 14:33:26 GMT -5
the funniest part about all of his dick riding is that as soon as they budget cut(from outta nowhere!) his ass, he's going to reveal all of the secrets. TNA has been really lucky so far in having most of the people it's really burned all be too decent to say anything about it, but Josh comes off as so slimy that you know even if they don't do anything too egregious to him he's still going to turn. The day Josh gets his notice he's calling all the shoot video producers himself to offer guided tours of where the bodies are buried. Broash knows where the mass graves are located, Josh only knows about the fresher ones
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 10, 2017 14:26:23 GMT -5
Give him the rumble this year and see what happens, it's guarenteed to be better than at least two rumbles in the last few years so there's no risk. Vince will give him 1 rule: Roman Wins
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 7, 2017 8:23:04 GMT -5
First hour of TNA wrestling has to be all Russo. Moose and Lashley will form a tag team called Big Berzerk Cringos. They'll feud with debuting Ryback and some other big dude, let's put EC3 in there, over Phoenix Marie and it'll all lead up to a MMF on a pole match, but it'll be a scaffold match with ladder stipulation involved. LAX will be renamed LAZY and the group will grow in size as all the latinos will join them. Their big storyline is that they just hang around the stage area and do nothing. If there's still some time left, some NOAH guy could do a failed kamikaze gimmick shit and then it'd be time to turn on "Jarrett is so great" wankfest that the rest of the roster would participate in. Team of EC3 & Ryback could be called something like The Azteroid Mountains or Growth-whore-moans. see the problem with Russo booking is someone is there is tone it down, if this is what we got on television (full Russo) we would get great tv. Insane tv that requires drugs to fully understand but great tv
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 6, 2017 13:38:28 GMT -5
What should he have learned exactly? He got off scottfree - and his wife, or whatever the hell Paige is to him, denied any and all accusations "levied" (mostly by the IWC) against him. Well for starters, "Don't snort a line right before your promo" At least he had the decency to wipe off the coke his nose before walking out...
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 6, 2017 13:14:39 GMT -5
Even if the shirt is fake, it’s still funny, and funnier to see UT coming out of a Subway. There better not be any cucumbers in my sandwich, if there are, someone is going Rest in Peace
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 4, 2017 8:27:21 GMT -5
If Apoolo had Terry's charisma (and keeping his ring ability), he would be world champ and Vonce would have strapped a rocket to him to the top.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 1, 2017 17:55:26 GMT -5
I love how RD was slightly scared if Haku was waiting behind the door that night. They would have needed a tank.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 1, 2017 17:41:43 GMT -5
I saw that earlier and all I got to say he is living the dream.
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 1, 2017 17:40:49 GMT -5
If you would have told me 5 years ago that the highlight of Raw would be the hossiest of hosses I would have told you were crazy. But, when I hear Braun's roar in his theme its like I'm 8 again when I heard Goldberg's music hit
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Post by dreamer75 on Nov 1, 2017 15:04:38 GMT -5
They'll go on hiatus until about summer of 2018 when they make a 'triumphant return' which will feature an Intergender, razor wire, broken glass, dirty needles, running chainsaws instead of turnbuckles, light tube, ironman deathmatch....as the opener. You just described Saturday night down in Seymour. The second match is a samurai sword deathmatch with kitanas instead of kendo sticks
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 15:21:15 GMT -5
Harlem Heat vs Public Enemy- I wanna say uncensored 96 Mostly for the Insane Dusty Commentary
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 15:11:29 GMT -5
Prichard could for a good chunk of the time Ya, but Pritchard is like alot of old school guys where if they told me the sky was blue I'd still look out a window to make sure. True but he was one of the few who has been in the "inner circle" for a long time who could
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 11:14:06 GMT -5
Does WWE have a "local woman"? That would be my bet.
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Post by dreamer75 on Oct 27, 2017 11:10:55 GMT -5
It's a shame that we'll never get a Vince autobiography, or that Stephanie would never in a billion years allow an honest biography to be released. Vince sounds like a fascinating, frustrating, hilarious dude. The thing about a biography is, I dunno who really knows him enough to do one. It'd probably come out like Big Fish or something, or sound like a Baron Munchausen story. Too many people have their own idea about who Vince is, and I dunno how mutually exclusive some of them are. Prichard could for a good chunk of the time
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