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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 16, 2009 0:02:39 GMT -5
Early opinion: he sucks.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 23:58:09 GMT -5
-CM Punk (heel) Vs. James Storm (face) -Goldberg Vs. Ultimate Warrior -Brock Lesnar Vs. Ultimate Warrior -Berlyn (w/Daffney) Vs. The Undertaker
...all off these matches being main events
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 12:37:11 GMT -5
I have seen his youtube videos and he has stopped some time ago, so I think he is busy doing something else. I really hope he keeps that self-ironic Mr.Anderson character he has on youtube. Keep him as a funny upper card babyface for quite a while before you eventually push him towards a title shot. I think he could really fit in the entertaining environment that TNA has today and really could see him interact with Mick Foley, Kevin Nash, the MCMG and Scott Steiner.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 12:21:19 GMT -5
I think it would be the best for WWE, if HBK, Undertaker and especially HHH retired. Elevate Christian, Jericho, Punk to main event status! Push Ziggler, Morrison, Swagger, Bourne, Kingston towards being legitimate World Title contenders! WWE needs young guys to appeal to young people! I cannot buy HHH or HBK as young rebels. They should also try to scout a few hispanic talents to appeal to the hispanic audience. Rey Misterio is getting old and out of shape.
The good use of today's HHH would be a heel turn and make him a monster heel based on his real life persona. Have him bury some midcarders, but then elevate a young up-and-comer as his rival and have him beat him at Wrestlemania as a passing the torch moment. After that have HHH beat him again to tease a major dropping of the ball, but then have the youngster kill him in feud ending match. THEN MOTHERf***ING RETIRE HIM AND NEVER LET HIM COME BACK!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 4:07:35 GMT -5
Like many other before I say Razor Ramon Vs. The Kid
Kid was nothing but a jobber who got squashed week after week. And he wasn't just any jobber, he was the kind of jobber who was really skinny compared to other jobbers and even more compared to the roided up superstars. He was the one who unlike others never got any offense in. And then he beat a guy who was pushed to face Bret Hart for the IC Title.
Horowitz vs Skip was another great upset since Skip was undefeated and Horowitz, like the Brookly Brawler, was THE EPITOME of a jobber. However, Skip was not as big and dominant as Razor Ramon and not quite over as a legitimate title contender. Plus, the original upset story (Kid Vs. Ramon) has happened before so it was not THAT shocking.
Bam Bam vs. LT was not an upset, but a crappy match with the obvious outcome of the handegg superstar beating the wrestler thus making wrestling look like a joke. Not surprising at all.
Many other mentions are also not so much a surprise, since the guys who won were either established superstars getting UBERpushed (Goldberg!!!), new superstars getting pushed (Shelton, 1-2-3 Kid vs. Dibiase, IRS) or won the match unclean (Santino-Kane, Amazing Red - Samoa Joe)
Nope. The clean victories of the jobbers The Kid and Barry Horowitz against superstars on a push clearly win this one.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 2:39:15 GMT -5
I would like to see Steve Carell (as Michael Scott from The Office) run RAW. It would be awesome. Rainn Wilson (as Dwight Schrute) could also get involved and perhaps even in a match.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 2:11:49 GMT -5
He should stay in TNA as a comedy jobber, who thinks he's awesome and deserves the spotlight. Then he gets squashed by Lashley, Joe, Abyss or Morgan.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 15, 2009 2:03:20 GMT -5
Where in hell is Randy Orton out of shape? He is in better shape than most main eventers and upper carders in WWE (like Undertaker, HHH, HBK, Rey Misterio, CM Punk, Chris Jericho). He is a great natural heel, whose whole apperance just scream "douchebag". Like many other great gimmicks (Steve Austin, Kurt Angle, CM Punk) he kicked up his real life persona a notch and it fits perfectly. The constant nagging about his moves is something I cannot understand either: he works the head and the neck most of the match and both his finishers are knockout moves affecting the head and neck. Cena is much more RAW's main problem, which can be seen and heard from how the fans react to him at LIVE events.
new thesis: CM Punk is wrong, when he says he is drug free. He lives a healthy life, but he like almost any other person in a western state uses some drug. Caffeine is a bitter, white crystalline xanthine alkaloid that is a psychoactive stimulant drug. I can confirm that it works as such since I use it for performance enhancement in certain situations. Caffeine IS tested for at the Olympics' drug tests.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 13, 2009 21:50:21 GMT -5
So there's space for Justin...Credible, some people have a pic of Justin Credible in the upper right corner of their TV.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 7, 2009 6:08:21 GMT -5
I f***ING KNEW IT!!! When I read the thread title I immediately thought about that! DO IT WWE!!!! JAGERBOMBS!!!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 7, 2009 6:04:19 GMT -5
Well we all thought DX was gonna give it to Legacy but I guess now they are back to rubbing only each other. When JBL encountered Duke the Dumpster drosse in the shower.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 7, 2009 5:57:13 GMT -5
Didn't notice that. AWESOME!
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 7, 2009 5:56:05 GMT -5
I like him a lot better now since they have quit shoving the "straight from the video game" bit down our throats. Plus, he gets a much bigger reaction than just plain old Kaz. This. I hated the video game reference, but when they built him up as a "nothing to lose" mysterious character I started to like him. At the moment he is my favourite masked wrestler.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 7, 2009 5:52:54 GMT -5
Good for the both of them. WWE already DID sign "their" AJ Styles with Evan Bourne. Yes, Evan Bourne is EXACTLY what AJ Styles would be in WWE. WWE already dropped the ball on M--m-m-m-m-matt M-m---m-organ while TNA build him up slowly as a legitimate Main Eventer. IMO Morgan is close to being a total package and TNA appreciates that.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 6, 2009 8:52:26 GMT -5
Americans and their obsession with fake tits. The whole fake pornstar look makes female wrestling look like an underage boy's cheap excuse for softcore porn. There is a reason why women in real sports do not have fake breasts. Breast implants make less sense than steroids. Steroids give you at least have some kind of physical benefit, while implants are just there to serve a look that does not make any sense in kayfabe.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 4, 2009 10:13:07 GMT -5
At least Khali and Giant Gonzales are tall. She's worse than both of them. Hotness is NO kayfabe factor.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 4, 2009 9:03:17 GMT -5
I love Steiner. The Swiss are even worse than the [insert nation here] when it comes to extreme patriotism. In Germany you have to insult the "Fußballnationalmannschaft" to get that kind of cheap heat. Jarrett did that once stating that he is a supporter of the Netherlands. Awesome cheap heat was awesome.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Oct 3, 2009 12:09:25 GMT -5
I'd rather be Brock Lesnar, The Rock, Triple H, Jeff Jarrett, Sting, Warrior or Undertaker than Hogan.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 30, 2009 9:58:40 GMT -5
...from 2:45 "from Hollywood, Florida...." I think there might be a Hollywood Florida. Human Tornado comes from Hollywood, Alabama Oh! My bad... he IS billed from Hollywood, Florida. I thought he is supposed to be from California being some sort of b-movie star.
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Sept 30, 2009 9:46:09 GMT -5
...from 2:45
"from Hollywood, Florida...."
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