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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 10:15:27 GMT -5
Multi-Coloured Liver. That sounds brutal.
10/10
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:56:49 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:50:49 GMT -5
I'm all for new people, but the fire Kaitlyn and Fox were showing was impressive. I'm also not sure how AJ is that much better than Natty. I don't see AJ being miles ahead of the actual wrestlers in the division really. She wrestles slightly above average at best and her bad impressions of Dee from Always Sunny doesn't do it for me. Well, different strokes for different folks on that one. Natty may be technically sound, but she shows no spark or personality in the ring. To me she used up the good faith of being "Bret's Niece" years ago as she never carved out her out personality/gimmick. Kaitlyn vs AJ was one of my favorite feuds from the previous year though, so I'm on board with you on that one. The thing I like about AJ is that her character work is really on point for me. She understands her character and uses it to help make matches and feuds more entertaining. The rest of the Total Divas have zero character beyond "I'm a wrestler, girl!" and that kills it for me. The Bellas can't help but heel it up, even when they're supposed to be faces. Fox is a good wrestler, but aside from being "Alicia Fox" I couldn't pick her personality out of a line up of Divas right now. There's nothing individualistic about her that I could, let's say, tell a friend who doesn't watch wrestling about. At the very least though, no other Diva gets the crowd reaction AJ gets. No matter how hard they try to make her the heel, the fans have really taken to her so they should capitalize on that by having her feud with new Divas instead of working this ridiculous "AJs jealous cause she wasn't asked to be on TotalDivas" bs. Therein lies the problem: There isn't a single Diva in the company, sans AJ Lee (perhaps Kaitlyn, if you wanna be generous), with a concrete gimmick. Natalya wrestles good, Alicia wears fur, Summer Rae dances, Naomi and Cameron are video vixens, the Bellas are twins (Brie's the one dating Bryan and Nikki's the one with implants), Tamina's strong, Aksana's foreign, Layla gropes people and Rosa only occasionally exists. If they'd put their efforts behind any of them besides one at a time and give them ten measly minutes (more than manageable on a THREE HOUR SHOW), I can bet you the enthusiasm over their segments would double immediately.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:33:40 GMT -5
I figured The Wyatts were carrying Bryan back to the midcard while The Shield assaulted Punk into the main story. But I'm pessimistic right now. Groggy DB: Where are you taking me? Bray: To the midcard, Daniel. Enjoy your matches with Curtis Axel on Superstars. Ha ha ha. Groggy DB: NO NO NO NO Luke: YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:26:18 GMT -5
I have the internet.......waaaaaah!! *cry cry cry* Something so meta about a guy whining on the internet about people whining on the internet...
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:04:07 GMT -5
Writing him out for a bit so he doesn't get involved in the Orton/Cena stuff. And when Big Show gets written out, you know he can't resist turning. The temptation is far too strong. What's the over-under on him feuding with Cena again after Cena unifies the titles?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:02:08 GMT -5
The Wyatt's must kidnap dudes and take them to a spa retreat or something because no one really wants to kick their ass after being abducted. People be shellshocked. It's not that they don't want to kick their ass, they're just too busy actively avoiding them to do it.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 26, 2013 9:01:11 GMT -5
Wht not watch the show instead of saying that they *might* do, and complain. Some of you will be right, some will be right and wrong...that is not how TV is supposed to work. go internet!! But we have been watching, and they have been doing it. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, what else does it need to do before we can call it a duck?
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 21:24:22 GMT -5
Bigger heel reaction than everything ADR has received in his whole career combined. Yep. Sure it is.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 20:28:23 GMT -5
Feed him to Ryback. Please? I really get the impression Del Rio is an asshole, and if Ryback really is as SEAN CARLESS as the newz claims (I doubt he is, but still) I'd love for them to have a stiff match. Actually, that would probably be a blessing in disguise. For Del Rio, I mean, since I predict it'd end like Bart Gunn and Dr. Death, with Del Rio getting a new level in intensity and RyBack being made transparent as a much more bark than bite.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 19:50:16 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 1:46:57 GMT -5
Look for the car filled with smoke and laughter.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 1:22:44 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 1:22:24 GMT -5
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:54:55 GMT -5
Jose Offerman did, in fact, play for the Red Sox from November '98 to August '02. Technically she didn't get a pinfall victory, though. Her team still lost. True. She didn't win the match, but she did pin someone, which is a first for her I believe. . And that pin did eliminate Cameron, so while her team was unsuccessful, she was victorious over Cameron.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:49:40 GMT -5
Just out of curiosity, who DO you want to see Orton feud with? Reaction to Big Show was: oh God please no, please no, anything but that (and it seems at least that they blew it off in one PPV -- although that remains to be seen) Reaction to the idea of continuing with Bryan was: oh God please no, please no, anything but that I presume the Authority will get back to Bryan heading into WM, though it might be HHH rather than Orton. But Orton has to have a program with somebody, and I'd rather it not be Punk, so ... I think the thing here goes along with the NEWZ of WWE concentrating on trying to shore up and bolster the Raw and SD ratings heading into new contract negotiations that could go into the billions (based on the NASCAR TV contract, with NASCAR getting lower ratings than WWE). So these are who WWE considers its two biggest stars, the guys who have the belts, so on that level I can see why. I'm more interested to see where they go nexft with Show and ADR (the latter, even though I like him more than the IWC and thought he got plenty of crowd reaction tonight, as he did the live event where I saw him recently, in more of a car-crash TV kind of way). I think Orton is the problem here. I don't want to see him feud with anyone. The last good feud he had was with Mark Henry, and that was mostly for the novelty of a heel actually kicking some ass.Speaking of, from the news, Orton/Henry looks like the next WWE title feud. As far as concentrating on TV ratings, I don't really see that working, haven't seen Smackdown's ratings lately but Raw's are stagnant. It's not like putting on crappy PPVs is making the TV ratings go up. We shall see if Orton/Cena moves the needle a bit. It makes sense on paper, but the story needs to be intriguing and they are struggling in that regard. Just "c'mon it's Cena/Orton!" isn't going to cut it I don't think. Pretty much everything I was gonna say. The problem isn't who he's feuding with, it's that he's in the picture in the first place. As for the ratings, I kinda get that, but no. Randy Orton does nothing positive for ratings, so having him in the equation isn't exactly the best go-to plan to pop ratings prior to a contract renewal. Bryan was new and exciting; more importantly, it was something people hadn't seen before and would tune in to see, and they pissed it away. With Cena coming off injury as soon as he did, there's no reason they couldn't, for rating's sake, keep the title on Bryan and milk a rematch tease for all it was worth between the legit face of the WWE and one of their hottest rising stars in a while.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:39:26 GMT -5
Del Rio is walking down a cold, snow-covered street in the city at night, looking at neon signs of words like "champion", "gold", and "no vacancy", he then puts his head down, shoves his hands in his pockets, and slumps on. As he sees an electronics store window of TVs, he sees footage of John Cena on all of them with the world title, with kids idolizing him and tugging at their parents' coats to tell them of their hero. Del Rio sighs, takes a peak at a hot mom's ass, and continues on. He passes a pet shop and sees a chihuahua, then gives a soft chuckle, silently saying "perrito" to himself. Soon, he leaves the crowded part of the city and sees that it begins to snow, as shops close and people go home, laughing and smiling. He looks at the line of homeless people, trying to look away from them, then stops, pulls a peso out of his pocket, and goes to give it to a bum. But as the bum looks up, Del Rio gasps as he looks up at a dirty face with grimy hair, only to utter "Ricardo?" in shock. Del Rio turns away, holding back tears, but then he hears a silent, but firm voice say "Albertooooooo Deeeeeeeeeeeeeel Rrrrrrrrrrriiioooo!". Del Rio runs to Ricardo, as they embrace, and walk home together under the full moon. Del Rio then turns around to the viewer, winks, and walks into the night.
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:34:21 GMT -5
Still counts! Cameron's shoulder's were to the mat for the three count and Rosa was on top. She's a winner in my book!
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:21:55 GMT -5
RAW: Jeff Hardy and Mankind HeAT: Matt Hardy and Steve Blackman
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Post by Wolf Hurricane on Nov 25, 2013 0:16:45 GMT -5
he rode a bike afterwards? Cuts off penis, rides a bike afterwards. So metal.
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