Ric Flair & Bleeding Virgins

[Main Event Mark]

What I got from reading the comment was he was referring to 'rookies' or young wrestlers as virgins...punishing them in the ring (holler/scream/bleed all night long.)

[Next Level was WRONG]

Did'nt he make some comments about Tajiri's eyes during this period aswell?

[honsou]

mysticalhamster said:

Ok, for some reason this thread attracted me like a moth to a Kane.

I will try to keep it PG-13, but like Flair who knows? lol

I think this is the best argument as to why Flair gets no mic time anymore. He might enjoy pissing off Vince, or he just get's too into the part.

Frankly, I am not offended by his virgin bleeding comment because it fits Flair's gimmick perfect, he never said they were underage, only 'virgins'. Only sick minds assume he was with underage girls. There are virgins over 18 you know. ( I think. )

What does disturb me about the comment is that he said he makes them 'holler, scream, and bleed' all night long. While the all night long screaming does not bother me, the all night bleeding does. This is not physically possible, so one has to assume Flair erhm.. 'kept going' thus mmm.. 'upsetting' the lady over and over thus the all night bleeding.

I know this for sure since I have had many talks with my sister about female 'things' and we talked about this one time, when I was a curious horny teen that is. I admit when my sister went into erhm details of how it really goes down, I became ill and felt repulsed that my 'tame' sister would talk so frank about it. Then that feeling went away and I became well erh. Forget it. This kind of creeps me out, Flair was nuts to say this on TV. He should have talked with my sister first to get details as to how it really works!.

Another thing that is telling is that the fans went 'nuts', they approved of Flair's comments and enjoyed them. Not saying this is good or bad, but what town did it take place in? That could tell a lot... (lol)

Finally, I would mark out if Flair and Lawler teamed up in some kind of gimmick where they 'implied' they were hardcore sexual pervs, who favor shall we say the spring chickens. I could see insane backstage spots where Flair would be surfing on the net, and as the cam zoomed in Flair would shut the window, and get angry. Frankly, Flair and I am sure Lawler ( since he has real world experence at it ) could be some VERY creepy, sleezy perv heels. As to what their tag team name would be...

heh.... I could go from rated G to XXX here.. so I will just go PG-13 and say 'The Red Spots', a very generic name - until you factor in their gimmick they are 'acting' out. They would defend this name by claiming that everyone who is thinking of them like that ARE the pervs, that they only have that name due to actual Red Spots on their tights. I think this angle would work well, sort of like the billy gunn/palumbo 'gay' angle. The keep acting 'gay' ( pervy ) but they really in the end are not gay ( pervs)

What do you guys think?


P.S. Ok, I make it a habit of going with the first thing I wrote, so I am not changing some aspects of my above post. BUT I will say I am not a perv - far from it. Trust me, once you have seen childbirth and it's aftermath, sex takes on a whole new meaning.

So they would be the heel version of team masterbation, interesting.

[Desi]

It was at MSG in 2004, I was there when he said it. It got a good laugh out from the crowd.

[bobolebowski]

My jaw dropped when I heard that promo

[Mozenrath]

Legend or not, they would of been pretty justified in firing him if they went that route.

[Back to being Cenanuff]

That's kinda...ugh. Must...remove...thought...of...Flair...with...young...women...wait, didn't he go through a period of time when he hung out with mostly young men? Must...remove...thought...of...Flair...with...BOOM!

[The Wrestling Rambler]

mrlancers said:

Executive #1: "Looks like you run a tight ship here Mr. McMahon. So far, this has been the most wonderful wrestling promotion I've seen in all my weeks as CEO of some company."

McMahon: "Well, what can I say? I'm all about keeping things organized and in-check. Now as I bask in my shining glow of greatness, let us turn on this television and watch one of our veteran performers, Ric Flair, deliver what I'm sure will be an engaging discussion with one of our younger stars, Randy Orton to promote their upcoming match. With a man of Flair's experience working a microphone in a wrestling ring in front of a live audience, surely nothing could possibly go wrong."

*12 seconds later*

Executive #1: "What did he say about virgins?"

McMahon: "Uhhhhhh.....he said...uhhhh....BREED! Yeah, that's it! Breed. He likes to make virgins breed. It's an expression they use in North Carolina for cows."

Executive #1: "They have cows in North Carolina?"

McMahon: "Absolutely! The more cows, the merrier. Milk. Cheese. Leather. So resourceful."

Executive #2: "I'm pretty sure he said bleed."

McMahon: "No. I'm sure you thought he said bleed, but he definitely said breed. His r's sound like l's. Carolina dialect."

Executive #2: "Well, I'm from Carolina and I've never heard anyone speak their r's like l's and I most certainly never heard anyone use the term 'make virgins breed' for cows. If I didn't know any better, I think you were lying to us."

McMahon: "Hey look over there! Some guy left a suitcase filled with unmarked hundred dollar bills on a table. Bet those babies won't be tax deductible!"

*Executives turn around looking for nonexistent suitcase which allows McMahon to run out of room*

That was funny

[CM Dazz]

"So in my eyes, in my eyes, you look at me and say Legend. I look at you and say virginian. You are a virginian at killing legends. And you know how many virginians I have made holler, scream, and bleed all night long? God! That's my specialty and I've got you at Taboo Tuesday, Orton." - Ric Flair (to Randy Orton), Raw -10/4/04

Fixed for Standrads & Practices

[Asics Johnson]

This is not physically possible...

Sure it is... and if you wanna know the truth, they don't even have to be virgins to bleed like stuck pigs. It just happens sometimes.

Get some more experience under your belt, kiddo, and then tell Ric Flair what is and isn't possible with the ladies.

[Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone]

Flair: "Orton! Wooo! You're a virgin and I'm gonna make you bleed!"

Randy: "I'm not a virgin! I had sex last week! The girl was like 'Oh yeah, that's so nasty! Let's screw! Me so horny!' And her breasts felt like two bags of sand!"

[sexualvanilla]

mysticalhamster said:

While the all night long screaming does not bother me, the all night bleeding does. This is not physically possible, so one has to assume Flair erhm.. 'kept going' thus mmm.. 'upsetting' the lady over and over thus the all night bleeding.

Or he made them blade afterwards

[FrankGotch]

mysticalhamster said:

Ok, for some reason this thread attracted me like a moth to a Kane.

I will try to keep it PG-13, but like Flair who knows? lol

I think this is the best argument as to why Flair gets no mic time anymore. He might enjoy pissing off Vince, or he just get's too into the part.

Frankly, I am not offended by his virgin bleeding comment because it fits Flair's gimmick perfect, he never said they were underage, only 'virgins'. Only sick minds assume he was with underage girls. There are virgins over 18 you know. ( I think. )

What does disturb me about the comment is that he said he makes them 'holler, scream, and bleed' all night long. While the all night long screaming does not bother me, the all night bleeding does. This is not physically possible, so one has to assume Flair erhm.. 'kept going' thus mmm.. 'upsetting' the lady over and over thus the all night bleeding.

I know this for sure since I have had many talks with my sister about female 'things' and we talked about this one time, when I was a curious horny teen that is. I admit when my sister went into erhm details of how it really goes down, I became ill and felt repulsed that my 'tame' sister would talk so frank about it. Then that feeling went away and I became well erh. Forget it. This kind of creeps me out, Flair was nuts to say this on TV. He should have talked with my sister first to get details as to how it really works!.

Another thing that is telling is that the fans went 'nuts', they approved of Flair's comments and enjoyed them. Not saying this is good or bad, but what town did it take place in? That could tell a lot... (lol)

Finally, I would mark out if Flair and Lawler teamed up in some kind of gimmick where they 'implied' they were hardcore sexual pervs, who favor shall we say the spring chickens. I could see insane backstage spots where Flair would be surfing on the net, and as the cam zoomed in Flair would shut the window, and get angry. Frankly, Flair and I am sure Lawler ( since he has real world experence at it ) could be some VERY creepy, sleezy perv heels. As to what their tag team name would be...

heh.... I could go from rated G to XXX here.. so I will just go PG-13 and say 'The Red Spots', a very generic name - until you factor in their gimmick they are 'acting' out. They would defend this name by claiming that everyone who is thinking of them like that ARE the pervs, that they only have that name due to actual Red Spots on their tights. I think this angle would work well, sort of like the billy gunn/palumbo 'gay' angle. The keep acting 'gay' ( pervy ) but they really in the end are not gay ( pervs)

What do you guys think?


P.S. Ok, I make it a habit of going with the first thing I wrote, so I am not changing some aspects of my above post. BUT I will say I am not a perv - far from it. Trust me, once you have seen childbirth and it's aftermath, sex takes on a whole new meaning.

"Ahem" I don't care what your sister told you. Frank Gotch know the ladies, and yes they do in fact bleed if their (medical term) *Hymen* is still intact during their first trip to space mountain.

Not to get gross on you fella, but its a fact of nature. Some times the Hymen can be "popped" earlier in life without the girl doing the dirty, but it is rare.

Anyhoo great promo by Flair.

[Jared Has Been Enlightened :)]

Ric Flair is such a grotesque old man. You'd have to think the only women he could get (who didn't want him for his money) would be toothless North Carolina hillbilly ring rat tramps with rotten *CENSORED*.

[rubber johnny]

sexualvanilla said:

mysticalhamster said:

While the all night long screaming does not bother me, the all night bleeding does. This is not physically possible, so one has to assume Flair erhm.. 'kept going' thus mmm.. 'upsetting' the lady over and over thus the all night bleeding.

Or he made them blade afterwards

i'd mark