Randy Barber 4-Life
Hank Scorpio
I have received an email from RAW's anonymous General Manager. And I quote: "No play for Mr. Gray!"
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Post by Randy Barber 4-Life on Dec 24, 2007 17:11:00 GMT -5
Now, I know TNA and WWE both get a lot of grief for focusing too much attention at times away from the ring. But am I the only one would would really enjoy WWE's spin on A Christmas Carol? Vince cuts a promo at the beginning about how he hates everybody, comes up with a reason to fire JR again (obvious choice to me for the Bob Cratchett role). But then he goes in the back and passes out somehow. Maria, the ghost of Christmas past, takes him to when he was a kid working for his father's wrestling promotion. The Great Khali is the ghost of Christmas present, with his translator. They go to JR's house and instead of Tiny Tim, JR and his wife are depressed that without his booster dollars, Oklahoma can't build the expanded football facilities they were hoping for. The translator says "If these shadows remain unchanged, the Great Khali sees Bill Callahan on the sideline where Bob Stoops once stood!" The Undertaker would be the obvious choice for the ghost of Christmas future, chokeslamming Vince into his empty grave. Vince wakes up and of course all this has done is make him meaner and more hateful than ever. He hires back JR but only so he can make him miserable in the future. Obviously though just about anybody on the roster could be the ghosts, those just seemed the funnies to me. Anyone else think WWE could make this pretty funny one year?
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 24, 2007 17:27:10 GMT -5
I think Duggan would make a better Ghost of Christmas Present. The ghost was a happy, jolly fellow, and Duggan is the best person on the roster to fill that role.
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Post by Monty Black on Dec 24, 2007 17:28:18 GMT -5
I approve of this idea, it's great.
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on Dec 24, 2007 20:35:13 GMT -5
I'm not so sure about this one...I still have memories of Ebenezer Piper dancing in my head...
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Post by PTBartman on Dec 24, 2007 20:44:58 GMT -5
You need a marley ghost. The one who warns Vince that he'll be visited by three more ghosts. Personally I think it should be Heyman.
Also have RVD walking out and have somebody grab him and say "That's past, not 'The ghost of Christmas Grass'"
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 24, 2007 20:50:25 GMT -5
The Scorpion King is gonna wrap up here.
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fes1
Unicron
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Post by fes1 on Dec 24, 2007 20:55:46 GMT -5
dont forget where you came from, Rock!!!
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 24, 2007 21:03:19 GMT -5
Is this the RAW thread this week?
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Post by B'Cup x on Dec 24, 2007 21:10:19 GMT -5
If they played it up as a pantomime i could see it working
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 24, 2007 21:16:29 GMT -5
Is this the RAW thread this week? Good question. I don't think it was meant to be, but it may as well be.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 24, 2007 21:18:15 GMT -5
Did they just say that Jericho has a score to settle?
Jericho vs JBL with The Score Settler as guest referee.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 24, 2007 21:18:19 GMT -5
Clothesline from hell
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Dec 24, 2007 21:20:07 GMT -5
Question: why is Micheal Cole replacing Jim Ross this week?
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 24, 2007 21:25:26 GMT -5
How is LOD facepaint a tribute to the troops?
Or is it something else?
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 24, 2007 21:26:58 GMT -5
Must need a big helicopter if Mark Henry is gonna be flying around.
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Post by Time Lord Soundwave on Dec 24, 2007 21:34:10 GMT -5
Jeez, it's barren in here. Where the hell is the official RAW thread? This happened last Friday with Smackdown, too.
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 24, 2007 21:34:36 GMT -5
Nice DDT by Carlito.
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 24, 2007 21:37:24 GMT -5
He lives and dies by those moves? I thought you just said that his offense wasn't just about those moves anymore Maggle.
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Post by texaswhopper on Dec 24, 2007 21:37:29 GMT -5
Thats funny that the Hardy brothers used to take turns pretending they were WWE champions.
Do they still pretend to today?
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 24, 2007 21:40:43 GMT -5
Thats funny that the Hardy brothers used to take turns pretending they were WWE champions. Do they still pretend to today? Can you survive? AHH DON'T THINK SO!!! youtube.com/watch?v=iKDWbunQ0lg
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