WWE House Show Results- Albany NY (SD/ECW)

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

And no website for this, I am doing it from memory. It was a Christmas present from my sister aka Eeriebagel on this here forums . Here's what went down (sorry if it is too long):

Teddy Long hits the ring, and tells us since Vickie Guerrero is not here, he is running the show his way. He announces the World Heavyweight Championship will be on the line in a NO DQ match with Batista going up against Edge. Also, Carlito will be taking on MVP for the US Title (I thought "WTF?" there too), and the main event will be Big Daddy V and Great Khali vs. Kane and DE UNDATAKUH! Everyone marks out and we have the first match of the evening. Justin Roberts is the announcer tonight, and he botches on the microphone first time out.

1. Tommy Dreamer def. Elijah Burke via pinfall with Tommy's DDT. A soild opener no doubt, and the crowd was hot for the action. Dreamer also held up a kid's sign afterwards.

2. Mark Henry def. Jimmy Wayne Yang via submission with Henry's bearhug. I called this the "4782 squash", because 4782 is the code name in supermarkets for yellow squash (and Akio is Japanese). Really nothing much to note.

3. WWE Tag Team Champions John Morrison and The Miz def. Jesse and Festus with a schoolboy. Nothing of note, only except LOTS of gay jokes, and I called Festus "Kane" quite a few times to the questioned look of several small children. They got the reference after I filled them in.

DIVA BEST BODY CONTEST: Kelly Kelly def. Michelle McCool, Victoria, and Layla. K-Squared and Layla came out in robes while McCool had a Undertaker shirt (no surprise there) and Victoria had her own shirt own. Victoria was the only "conservative" dressed representative, as Layla had a leopard-print one piece while McCool and Kelly were decked out in thongs (and boy was the booty nice!). Shortly thereafter, Jamie Noble came out and commented on the nice body on McCool only to be meeted by BikerTaker V2 Chuck Palumbo. Palumbo tells McCool to cover up with his jacket (to a chorus of boos), and then orders a ref so a match can take place...

4. Jamie Noble def. Chuck Palumbo via pinfall with a schoolboy pin. The main thing to note is that a fan fell on her head getting out of her seat, and EMS came out to check up on her. And then they found white powder in a bag. Ummmm.... Anyways, crowd popped HY-UGE for Noble's win and razzed Palumbo out of there.

5. ECW Champion CM Punk def. Chavo Guerrero via pinfall with the GTS finisher. Really boring match actually with the after-effects of the girl and the powder gaining most of my attention.

*INTERMISSION*

6. US Champion MVP def. Carlito via pinfall with lowblow leading up to the Playmaker. Carlito and MVP brought it on in the ring, and Carlito was cheered on like a face contrary to how he is being protrayed on TV. I wonder if he is being switched soon?

7. World Heavyweight Champion Edge def. Batista via pinfall after Batista got blasted with the title belt while attempting the Batistabomb. Crowd was white-hot for Batista, but I took exception and berating him and putting over Edge. They fought in the crowd with Batista hitting Edge in the head so hard with a soda bottle that the bottle literally exploded soda over several people. The fake Edges also made appearances, but it really didn't matter much. I was so happy that Edge won, and the aforementioned children were pissed at me again. Oh well.

8. Undertaker and Kane def. Great Khali and Big Daddy V when Taker and Kane did a double-chokeslam on Khali with an Undertaker pin. Horrible match, but the crowd was into it, and the Undertaker is just awesome. End of show and to the car we go for car-horn showdown part 2!

Another awesome X-Mas present I must say. I went to the show last year with the RAW superstars, and that was a massive amount of fun. This show was a step below, but that didn't stop me from being a smark-jackass enjoying the show. Next week is Poughkeepsie, and I'll be there for the action.

[eeriebagel]

welcome

[Cactus Jack]

Sounds like a good show.

[chibidiablo]

I had to keep that ticket a secret for sooooooo long

[eeriebagel]

chibidiablo said:

I had to keep that ticket a secret for sooooooo long

Under threat of mucho pain.

[SassovsHart]

Cool. In regards to Carlito, one report said that they could see Dean Malenko observing the match and taking notes at the entrance way and that Dean accompanied Carlito and Ref. Charles Robinson to the back afterwards. If Carlito ends up going face again, let's hope they learned their lesson and have him as the rulebreaking one he was at the beginning of his run. Or when Eugene attacked Matt Striker costing Carlito a match by DQ, Carlito yelled at Eugene, helped him take Striker out, then gave Eugene the backcracker to send a message not to cost him any more matches. That full fledged babyface stuff, and crap angle with Torrie Wilson didn't work, the people wanted to see Carlito keep the elements of his character which got him cheered in the first place. He can play a "fan favorite" fine it seems, but isn't comfortable as a traditional babyface. He has to be a face only in the sense that he plays to the crowd by doing the stuff they want to see from him like acting rude, cheating sometimes, showing a mean streak.

[Nuka Cola]

More on the supposed incident that happened at the show......

Al E. sent this report. ... To follow up on the “Fan angers Batista” report from last night’s Albany, NY show. I was actually that fan. We were in section 5 row A. I prefer Edge’s wrestling style to Batista’s, therefore I applauded Edge as he entered the ring, and gave him a thumbs up. Edge never saw it. When Batista was in the ring before the match started, I gave him a thumbs down, and nothing else. He saw me give the thumbs down to him, and he then bolts out of the ring, gets right in my face and said “fat boy, if you got a F’n problem with me.. then take your shot”. Obviously I wouldn’t do anything. However, he repeated it 2 or 3 times, and was literally screaming off the top of his lungs. I basically waved him off, and as he went back in to the ring, he said “yeah, that’s what I thought!” The WWE security guard runs up to me screaming to “back up”. I’m like, dude.. he came to ME.. I simply gave him a thumbs down” I’m not quite sure why the WWE security guard would come to me and say back up being I didn’t move, but whatever. So, when Batista gets in the ring, he walks to Edge and says “hey, look at that fat boy”, and he points to me. Edge then turns around to look at me and said “F U chump stain”. I personally felt Batista was slightly out of line for a fan simply giving him a thumbs down and not even shouting anything to him. So when the match was over, Batista walked around the ring shaking everyone’s hands, and when he got to me, he held his hand out and smiled, so it was all good. I still feel that he overreacted though, as did many people in my section. I attached a photo of Batista that my fiancé took of him yelling at me.

Credit PWInsider

[Nick Loves Dr. Pepper]

pop said:

More on the supposed incident that happened at the show......

Al E. sent this report. ... To follow up on the “Fan angers Batista” report from last night’s Albany, NY show. I was actually that fan. We were in section 5 row A. I prefer Edge’s wrestling style to Batista’s, therefore I applauded Edge as he entered the ring, and gave him a thumbs up. Edge never saw it. When Batista was in the ring before the match started, I gave him a thumbs down, and nothing else. He saw me give the thumbs down to him, and he then bolts out of the ring, gets right in my face and said “fat boy, if you got a F’n problem with me.. then take your shot”. Obviously I wouldn’t do anything. However, he repeated it 2 or 3 times, and was literally screaming off the top of his lungs. I basically waved him off, and as he went back in to the ring, he said “yeah, that’s what I thought!” The WWE security guard runs up to me screaming to “back up”. I’m like, dude.. he came to ME.. I simply gave him a thumbs down” I’m not quite sure why the WWE security guard would come to me and say back up being I didn’t move, but whatever. So, when Batista gets in the ring, he walks to Edge and says “hey, look at that fat boy”, and he points to me. Edge then turns around to look at me and said “F U chump stain”. I personally felt Batista was slightly out of line for a fan simply giving him a thumbs down and not even shouting anything to him. So when the match was over, Batista walked around the ring shaking everyone’s hands, and when he got to me, he held his hand out and smiled, so it was all good. I still feel that he overreacted though, as did many people in my section. I attached a photo of Batista that my fiancé took of him yelling at me.

Credit PWInsider

What a dick move Batista made.

[xombiehiphop]

pop said:

More on the supposed incident that happened at the show......

Al E. sent this report. ... To follow up on the “Fan angers Batista” report from last night’s Albany, NY show. I was actually that fan. We were in section 5 row A. I prefer Edge’s wrestling style to Batista’s, therefore I applauded Edge as he entered the ring, and gave him a thumbs up. Edge never saw it. When Batista was in the ring before the match started, I gave him a thumbs down, and nothing else. He saw me give the thumbs down to him, and he then bolts out of the ring, gets right in my face and said “fat boy, if you got a F’n problem with me.. then take your shot”. Obviously I wouldn’t do anything. However, he repeated it 2 or 3 times, and was literally screaming off the top of his lungs. I basically waved him off, and as he went back in to the ring, he said “yeah, that’s what I thought!” The WWE security guard runs up to me screaming to “back up”. I’m like, dude.. he came to ME.. I simply gave him a thumbs down” I’m not quite sure why the WWE security guard would come to me and say back up being I didn’t move, but whatever. So, when Batista gets in the ring, he walks to Edge and says “hey, look at that fat boy”, and he points to me. Edge then turns around to look at me and said “F U chump stain”. I personally felt Batista was slightly out of line for a fan simply giving him a thumbs down and not even shouting anything to him. So when the match was over, Batista walked around the ring shaking everyone’s hands, and when he got to me, he held his hand out and smiled, so it was all good. I still feel that he overreacted though, as did many people in my section. I attached a photo of Batista that my fiancé took of him yelling at me.

Credit PWInsider

..Edge actually says "chump stain" in real life?

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

I booed his ass too, I hate Bats! Edge is the MUCH LESSER of two evils, IMO.

[Chainsaw]

I tried reading the results on PWInsider, and it was miserable. Pop-Up, pop-up, obstrusive ad, ad that won't go away, even when you click close, and then screws up my computer.

I've never wished more for one place to go out of business more than them. Rant over.

Thanks for that, Bad Booking and EerieBagel. I owe you two.

[Gopher Mod]

squareequation said:

pop said:

More on the supposed incident that happened at the show......

Al E. sent this report. ... To follow up on the “Fan angers Batista” report from last night’s Albany, NY show. I was actually that fan. We were in section 5 row A. I prefer Edge’s wrestling style to Batista’s, therefore I applauded Edge as he entered the ring, and gave him a thumbs up. Edge never saw it. When Batista was in the ring before the match started, I gave him a thumbs down, and nothing else. He saw me give the thumbs down to him, and he then bolts out of the ring, gets right in my face and said “fat boy, if you got a F’n problem with me.. then take your shot”. Obviously I wouldn’t do anything. However, he repeated it 2 or 3 times, and was literally screaming off the top of his lungs. I basically waved him off, and as he went back in to the ring, he said “yeah, that’s what I thought!” The WWE security guard runs up to me screaming to “back up”. I’m like, dude.. he came to ME.. I simply gave him a thumbs down” I’m not quite sure why the WWE security guard would come to me and say back up being I didn’t move, but whatever. So, when Batista gets in the ring, he walks to Edge and says “hey, look at that fat boy”, and he points to me. Edge then turns around to look at me and said “F U chump stain”. I personally felt Batista was slightly out of line for a fan simply giving him a thumbs down and not even shouting anything to him. So when the match was over, Batista walked around the ring shaking everyone’s hands, and when he got to me, he held his hand out and smiled, so it was all good. I still feel that he overreacted though, as did many people in my section. I attached a photo of Batista that my fiancé took of him yelling at me.

Credit PWInsider

What a dick move Batista made.

In other news, the sun is bright, the grass is green, and bacon still tastes great.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

chainsawiscaw said:

I tried reading the results on PWInsider, and it was miserable. Pop-Up, pop-up, obstrusive ad, ad that won't go away, even when you click close, and then screws up my computer.

I've never wished more for one place to go out of business more than them. Rant over.

Thanks for that, Bad Booking and EerieBagel. I owe you two.

No probs man, I could never go to that site either.

[mysterydriver]

Haha.

Reminds me of when Batista was on ECW (to face the Big Show) in the Ballroom. Profanity all around as he walks to the ring, people acting tough, when he suddenly stops and does the "head fake" to someone causing them to flinch backwards as if their life was about to end.

Hilarious.

[plushtar]

Tommy Dreamer actually won a match? Sadly, Mike Sharpe is closer to Goldberg's streak than he will ever be.

[Big Daddy Bad Booking]

plushtar said:

Tommy Dreamer actually won a match?

Yeah, I thought that was weird too! I thought Dreamer was gonna job until the cows came home, but I guess Elijah is still on the Springfield Express.

[Bobby Womack]

sorry, but i laughed my head off when i pictured edge and batista breaking kayfabe to pick on a fat boy together lol, and i highly doubt the writer of that is as innocent as he was making out, edge has been in the business a long time now i dont think he'd react that way (to someone who insulted his babyface opponent) unless it was about more than that

[The Genesis of KoOS]

LOL Edge heeled on his own fan.

[Fandjango Unchained]

pop said:

I attached a photo of Batista that my fiancé took of him yelling at me.

We need to see this photo.

[icansleep]

Ditto. Where's the photo?