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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Dec 26, 2007 14:07:09 GMT -5
"Look King, there's your next ex-wife!" JR to King on RAW XV
"Booger Red"- Jim Ross at Wrestlemania X8, referring to Undertaker
"One...two...he got him! Oh no he didn't!" Vince McMahon, pick a show, any show
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Post by Trust Me I'm A Stomach on Dec 26, 2007 15:13:04 GMT -5
I've been looking at tons of Brain quotes on wikiquote. The guy's a riot.
I was only introduced to him through Wrestlemania X-7, but even then, he still raised a few laughs.
"By the time The Iron Sheik gets down here it'll be Wrestlemania 38!"
"Imagine naming your kid The Goon."
(To Gene) "Didn't you used to date her [Gobbledygooker]?"
What a legend.
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Jam
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Spiral out
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Post by Jam on Dec 26, 2007 15:17:56 GMT -5
My new favorite commentator comment came of the new Shawn Michaels DVD. At the beginning of the chapter about the Rockers in the WWE, Gorilla Monsoon is hyping up the Rockers and right afterward Bobby Heenan says "Two punks". That's it. Me and my homies couldn't stop laughing.
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Just Jay
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DIESEL!?!?!
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Post by Just Jay on Dec 26, 2007 16:09:44 GMT -5
Man, I love the commentator threads!
Sylvan: Come! Spend your vacation in the beautiful province of Quebec!
JBL: I'd rather spend it in hell.
Triple H on commentary after JR was lit on fire Triple H: Its a shame what happened to JR with Kane. Its okay, I heard he won't be back until Ash Wednesday.
Michael Cole and JBL on The Fabulous Moolah Cole: She'd always wear all of that lipstick and when you always saw her backstage, she'd always plant you with a huge kiss and you've have a huge print on your face.
JBL: That's the only time you've ever been kissed by a woman.
Oh JBL. I love that guy!
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bobolebowski
Don Corleone
The Future....Of....THE WORLD!
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Post by bobolebowski on Dec 26, 2007 19:27:52 GMT -5
JR with the call of 1999 at Summerslam, during the Kiss My Ass Match.
"The Rock just stuck Billy Gunns head in that large womans ASS!"
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 19:38:43 GMT -5
Cyrus: Dawn Marie defies description. She makes me want to be alone with myself in a washroom.
Joey Styles: Do you even realise we're on the air?
Cyrus: What?
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Dec 26, 2007 19:58:21 GMT -5
JR: Are you bilingual, Triple H? HHH: I am a lot of things bi, but lingual is not one of them. *10 second pause* Did I just mean to say that? JR: Probably not, but we are live.
And the referee who had the sex change was Chad Patton, not Jack Doan.
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Murf
Dennis Stamp
Neverending Storrrrr-yyyyy
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Post by Murf on Dec 26, 2007 20:05:05 GMT -5
Cyrus: Dawn Marie defies description. She makes me want to be alone with myself in a washroom. Joey Styles: Do you even realise we're on the air? Cyrus: What? WIN
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 26, 2007 20:06:34 GMT -5
JBL during the Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman vs Finlay and Hornswoggle match at No Way Out. His commentary alone makes the match.
JBL: "I'm sitting here in the Staples Center and I'm watching a horror movie, and it's not exactly a good one. In fact it's a bad one."
JBL: "His parents are not named Mr. and Mrs. Bastard."
JBL: "This is Gulliver's Travels meets Disney on Acid."
But nobody can top Heenan at the 92 Rumble. There's just too much to quote from The Brain during the Rumble.
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 20:09:17 GMT -5
Cyrus: Here comes that upskirt cam.....Good lord....I likey Lektra
Joey Styles: Elektra
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Dec 26, 2007 20:30:20 GMT -5
"Give her a skateboard and half a brain, and she could be the head of Talent Relations!" -JBL, on Cherry
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Post by thesam07 on Dec 26, 2007 20:34:16 GMT -5
On Paul Heymans first RAW in 2001, which was filmed in Washington D.C., when Vince was making Trish Stratus strip and bark like a dog.
Heyman: Hey mah! I went to Washington D.C. and i got to see bush!
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 26, 2007 20:38:42 GMT -5
I love the quote by Paul E. at Wrestlemania X7 on the Benoit vs. Angle match: "This is as excited as a man can get with his clothes on."
Also I loved every time when MVP, King Booker, or the duo of Jesse Ventura and Gorilla Monsoon were on commentary. Tons of laughs there.
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 20:39:01 GMT -5
Joey Styles: He just crushed the man's balls!
Mick Foley: Joey this may be ECW One Night Stand and we may be on pay per view but you can't say that kind stuff
Joey Styles: I've just been told I can't say the word...balls. I apologise ladies and gentlemen if I offended anyone by saying the word...balls
Joey Styles: HOLY S**T!
Joel Gertner: You can't say s**t on TV. What are you, f**king stupid?
Paul Heyman: Hey mom I came to Washington DC, and tonight I'm gonna get to see bush (On Trish Stratus stripping for Vince)
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Dec 26, 2007 20:43:22 GMT -5
Joey Styles: HOLY S**T! Joel Gertner: You can't say s**t on TV. What are you, f**king stupid? Hahahahahaha!! ;D ;D ;D Thank you. I needed that laugh.
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franchisedavis
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Called it.
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Post by franchisedavis on Dec 26, 2007 20:45:14 GMT -5
Shane Douglas had some good ones for the short time he was a commentator in ECW
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Splinter
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Post by Splinter on Dec 26, 2007 20:58:49 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan: Norman is about to soil himself again
Bobby Heenan: This Shipwreck has a lot of talent
Schiavone: It's Whipwreck
Joey Styles: It was in this very building that almost one year ago Steve Corino....
Joel Gertner: Made an ass of himself
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Post by -Lithium- on Dec 26, 2007 21:19:58 GMT -5
Anything Booker T ever said on Commentary. He would seriously make me continually laugh for the whole match he was "calling"...
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bobolebowski
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Post by bobolebowski on Dec 26, 2007 21:31:43 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan picking the winner of battle royals was hilarious.
Bobby Heenan: Im going to have to pick Booger on this one.
Vince McMahon: Your going to pick Bastion Booger?
Bobby Heenan: Yes...
Five minutes pass.
Heenan: You know Im going to pick the Quebecers.
McMahon: Wait a minute, I thought you picked Bastion Booger
Heenan: I did pick Booger but I wasnt talking about this.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 26, 2007 21:50:02 GMT -5
JR with the call of 1999 at Summerslam, during the Kiss My Ass Match. "The Rock just stuck Billy Gunns head in that large womans ASS!" Keeping that going, JR with the call of 2000 on Raw, during (I think) a match between Eddie Guerrero and Al Snow, after Chyna hits Al Snow with Head. "CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!"
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