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Post by TromboneMan on Dec 26, 2007 21:53:21 GMT -5
JBL - "I havn't seen anybody this happy since Maggle Cole found that free porn site."
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Dec 26, 2007 21:56:42 GMT -5
JR with the call of 1999 at Summerslam, during the Kiss My Ass Match. "The Rock just stuck Billy Gunns head in that large womans ASS!" Keeping that going, JR with the call of 2000 1999 on Raw, during (I think) a match between Eddie Guerrero Chris Jericho and Al Snow, after Chyna hits Al Snow with Head. "CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" Corrected. :-)
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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 27, 2007 9:55:56 GMT -5
Heel JR. Setting up his own commentary table during an episode of Raw. His table was RIGHT in front of Cole.
King:"Did you see that Michael?!"
Cole:"No. I have a giant cowboy hat in my face..."
JR:"You're gonna have a giant cowboy boot in your ass if you don't shut up."
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 27, 2007 10:00:31 GMT -5
(During a Jim Duggan match that Heenan just laughed through, literally.)
Schiavone: ...Hey, he was a great college football player! Heenan: COLLEGE! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Coach: He's so strong, so athletic. He's just gotta take it! I love the package! in reference to Lance Cade, and dammit, I'm going to make "I love the package!" the next "I DON'T KNOOOOOW!"
Heenan: He kicked him in the uterus!
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Post by gertner on Dec 27, 2007 10:37:16 GMT -5
After Viscera splahses Pat Patterson
JR: And that's the largest man to ever be on top of Pat Patterson"
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2007 12:56:39 GMT -5
(During a Jim Duggan match that Heenan just laughed through, literally.) Schiavone: ...Hey, he was a great college football player! Heenan: COLLEGE! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I remember Monsoon was referring to somebody's college football background and Hennan just replied, "Amateur punk stuff."
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 13:21:29 GMT -5
Tazz: The rain is alive with the sound of music
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Chainsaw
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A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Dec 27, 2007 14:07:56 GMT -5
JBL during the Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman vs Finlay and Hornswoggle match at No Way Out. His commentary alone makes the match. JBL: "I'm sitting here in the Staples Center and I'm watching a horror movie, and it's not exactly a good one. In fact it's a bad one." JBL: "His parents are not named Mr. and Mrs. Bastard." JBL: "This is Gulliver's Travels meets Disney on Acid." But nobody can top Heenan at the 92 Rumble. There's just too much to quote from The Brain during the Rumble. I always loved it when JBL would yell at Cole for calling Hornswaggle a Little Bastard. "HE'S NOT A BASTARD, COLE, HE MAY HAVE A FAMILY UNDER THERE FOR ALL WE KNOW!!" Classic.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Dec 27, 2007 15:38:47 GMT -5
JR- " JOHN CENA IS COMING! RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!"
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Post by CrazySting on Dec 27, 2007 15:40:19 GMT -5
Tazz: this Mysterio's an enigma even amongst himself.
That just struck me as a really bizzare, off the wall comment.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 27, 2007 17:02:09 GMT -5
Here are some more Bobby Heenan quotes:
"Heenan: " That's either the flock or the who's who of skid row." Schiavone: " Maybe both."
"Stu Hart trained all his kids--only three of them use the litter box."
Tony Schiavone: "Scott Hall is looking a little better this week." Bobby Heenan: "It's only Monday."
(Talking about Jim Niedhart) "Now he's the sane one of the team?"
(Talking about Jim Duggan) "He's has a disadvantage when he wakes up."
Tony Schiavone: "Don't try this in your backyard." Bobby Heenan: "Do it in your living room, it is much more fun. Or maybe in Tony's living room, he'll never know"
Ross: Back in Oklahoma, Bobby, we called a match like this a slobberknocker Bobby: I thought that's what they called the waitress at the Tip Top cafe in Downtown Tulsa.
Ross: Virgil is unconscious. Bobby: When Virgil's unconscious he's usually on his feet talking to you.
(On Junkyard Dog) "His parents had nine months and the best they could come up with is Junkyard?!"
(From Nitro) Bischoff to McMichaels: Did you ever play (football) while unconscious Brain: His whole career!
Ross: "I didn't see any tag there!" Savage: "There wasn't one." Brain: "You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes." Ross: "I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it." Brain: "Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma."
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 17:02:47 GMT -5
JR- " JOHN CENA IS COMING! RIGHT IN YOUR FACE!" That's a naughty JR ;D
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Dec 27, 2007 17:13:09 GMT -5
(After Sinister Minister shot a fireball into Tony Mamaluke's groin)
Joey Styles: Hot nuts! We got hot nuts!
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 27, 2007 17:14:31 GMT -5
After an Iron Shiek promo:
JR: "I'd like to thank the closed captioning people for their efforts on that last promo!"
Heenan on Tito Santana:
Brain: "Boy, Tito's sister can really belt out a tune." Gorilla: "His sister?" Brain: "Yeah. Arriba McEntyre"
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 27, 2007 17:35:18 GMT -5
Keeping that going, JR with the call of 2000 1999 on Raw, during (I think) a match between Eddie Guerrero Chris Jericho and Al Snow, after Chyna hits Al Snow with Head. "CHYNA JUST GAVE AL SNOW HEAD!" Corrected. :-) My bad. I don't know why but I thought that was during the "Mamacita" storyline.
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Post by lmoney215 on Dec 27, 2007 17:55:17 GMT -5
used for any move he didn't know the name of...
"what a maneuver" - vince mcmahon.
he didn't know a lot of moves during his time....
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Dec 27, 2007 18:43:26 GMT -5
Paul E: Why isn't Hebner calling for the bell. JR. No one has tapped out yet. Paul E: That never stopped him before! OH!!!!! I'm not a Heyman fan by any stretch of the imagination, but props to him for that one! And my favorite still has to be Jesse Ventura at one of the earlier Survivor Series, Hogan's team VS. Dibiase's team. He said something along the lines of: "First Zeus, now the Powers of Pain? Why does everyone get disqualified for beating up Hulk Hogan??"
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Evil Jan Otto
Don Corleone
Domo Arrigato, Evil Jan Otto
MWAHAHA!
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Dec 27, 2007 19:28:17 GMT -5
Heyman: They had 9 months and the best they could come up with is Christian? That's like my parents naming me Jew.
*RVD takes a DDT and Alfonso tries to wake him up by pouring water on him* Styles: Now he's unconscious and wet.
*Lilian goes overboard proouncing Santino Marella* JR: Take it easy, Lilian.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 27, 2007 19:42:24 GMT -5
During Big Show and Kane (I think) with Hardcore Holly as the guest referee
JR (not the exact quote]: Looks like Hardcore is helping out the Big Show! King: I like it when a referee gives some helpful advice. JR: Did you ever take the advice? King (astonished): From a referee?
During RVD vs. Eddie
King: Come on JR be honest, who's the first guy you saw do a Frog Splash in the WWF? JR: D'Lo Brown (long since gone from the company) King: WHAT?! JR: You said to be honest. King: (exasperated): Ok, who was the second?
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 27, 2007 19:44:01 GMT -5
(During a Jim Duggan match that Heenan just laughed through, literally.) Schiavone: ...Hey, he was a great college football player! Heenan: COLLEGE! BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I remember Monsoon was referring to somebody's college football background and Hennan just replied, "Amateur punk stuff." That was Piper's Golden Gloves. Heenan: Amateur punk stuff. Monsoon: Amateur punk stuff? Heenan: You don't get paid. Amateur punk stuff.
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