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Post by Porky's Butthole on Dec 27, 2007 22:31:53 GMT -5
I remember Monsoon was referring to somebody's college football background and Hennan just replied, "Amateur punk stuff." That was Piper's Golden Gloves. Mentioned at WM8 Heenan: Amateur punk stuff. Monsoon: Amateur punk stuff? Heenan: You don't get paid, do ya? Monsoon: No. Heenan: Amateur punk stuff! Fixed.
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Post by cmpaul31 on Dec 27, 2007 22:53:59 GMT -5
*RVD takes a DDT and Alfonso tries to wake him up by pouring water on him* Styles: Now he's unconscious and wet. *E and C high five* That's what I would have said. Just about anything involving Cyrus and Styles was gold. Even crappy matches were made enjoyable by their constant bickering.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Dec 28, 2007 0:31:27 GMT -5
Any exchange Gorilla Monsoon and Bobby Heenan have ever had. Oh, how I love an excuse to post these. First of all, my new favorite, from Royal Rumble 1991 (yay Anthology for Christmas!):
"Jamison could go out and get a well-paying job, but instead, he'd rather leech off of the government, off of my tax dollars. I paid almost $200 last year --" "WILL YOU STOP IT?!"
"I'm being told...Shawn Michaels has left the building!" "WHO CARES?!" "...Shawn Michaels has left the building." "WILL YOU STOP?!"
"You know, if you wanna be fair to Flair, you've gotta be fair and say 'that's a heck of a robe.' Only a man as fair as Flair would show up at Wrestlemania--" "WILL YOU STOP??!!"
"Did you ever say hello to Tatanka?" "Yes." "Did you do it properly?" "Yes?" "You went 'HEY-how-are-ya HEY-how-are-ya?'"
*Piper hits Jake the Snake instead of Flair* "THANK YOU, RODDY! It's a kilt! It's not a skirt, it's a kilt!" *Piper kicks Flair* "YOU SKIRT WEARING FREAK! IT'S A SKIRT!"
"Gorilla, what's with you naming all of the body parts?" "I happen to have a knowledge about it. Why don't you try it?" "There's a kick to the uterus."
"There's one to the cervial dervial part of the back."
"Now, let's take you to Sean Mooney." "WHO?!"
"I asked Stu Hart earlier, I said 'Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys'. He said 'I have boys?'"
*Rockers shake hands* "See, one without the other isn't any good." *Michaels superkicks Janetty* "I knew he was going to do that! He don't need Janetty!"
"But how more fitting, Brain, leaving Wrestlemania knowing you've got the woman you love, and the woman that loves you?" "I'd rather have some money than a skirt. *shrug*" "...what a heartless individual you are."
(Shawn Michaels and Sherri) "She is in love with that man." "But is the feeling mutual?" "Pardon?" "Is the feeling mutual." "Oh, what do you think? She's there, isn't she? He doesn't allow just any bim-uh, woman to be there." "Did you say 'bimbo?'" "No, I didn't say that, I coughed. I said 'bimUGHH.'"
(on the phone) "That's right, tickets are going on sale. Don't get smart with me, I'll slap you in the mouth! Do you want me to knock you down?! *looks up and sees the camera* I'll talk to you later, Mom."
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Post by ricofederico on Dec 28, 2007 0:40:01 GMT -5
At Survivor Series '05 during one of the Smackdown vs. Raw matches they let both announce teams do commentary. At one point Tazz, Cole, Lawler and Coach started arguing. JR started a sentence during this trying to keep order but you couldn't hear him over the argument. The argument ended and everyone went silent except JR, who finished his thought with the immortal words "tighten your a-hole." There was silence for a few seconds after this as I'm sure everyone was cracking up. Me and my friends couldn't stop laughing.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Dec 28, 2007 0:52:25 GMT -5
Brain: Isn't she (Sherri) regal? Monsoon: Yeah, like a Buick Regal.
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Post by Da (No Sold) 7-1-3 Itch on Dec 28, 2007 1:08:14 GMT -5
Cole: Matt Hardy with that "Will Not Die" atttitude
JBL: Will not die, will not die, WILL NOT DIE!, by gawd Cole do you have to say that everytime he is in a match? Maybe he's a great wrestller, maybe he's just tough, but do you have to always form a sentence with the words "WILL NOT DIE?!"
Cole: Well he won't
JBL: What are ya selling his T-shirts for him too?!!
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Post by Agent P on Dec 28, 2007 2:01:59 GMT -5
During Big Show and Kane (I think) with Hardcore Holly as the guest referee JR (not the exact quote]: Looks like Hardcore is helping out the Big Show! King: I like it when a referee gives some helpful advice. JR: Did you ever take the advice? King (astonished): From a referee? During RVD vs. Eddie King: Come on JR be honest, who's the first guy you saw do a Frog Splash in the WWF? JR: D'Lo Brown (long since gone from the company) King: WHAT?! JR: You said to be honest. King: (exasperated): Ok, who was the second? D-Lo wasn't long gone at this point. This was either Backlash of J-Day 02. D-Lo's last tv match (that I remember) was the week after Bischoff was hired and him and Shawn Stasiak got their butts kicked by the debuting 3 Minute Warning.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 28, 2007 2:21:21 GMT -5
GONG! Arena goes dark...Undertaker comes out.......
Vince: Get out from under there Bobby Heenan! (Presumably Heenan always hid when the Undertaker came out) Heenan: Are you wearing swim fins?
Always makes me laugh.
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Post by El Pollo Guerrera on Dec 28, 2007 2:24:30 GMT -5
I love all of the Heenan quotes, but really my alll-time favorite is Joey Styles and Don Callis during (I think) a Lance Storm vs. Jerry Lynn match:
*fans cheering Dawn Marie at ringside*
Callis: "These fans are really getting into the match!"
Styles: "What? These fans are cheering those fake boobs at ringside!"
Callis: "Those are fake?"
Styles: "Can you name a real pair in wrestling?"
Callis: "You and I are a real pair."
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Post by "St. Louis Viper" Buck Summers on Dec 28, 2007 2:58:38 GMT -5
Ross: "I didn't see any tag there!" Savage: "There wasn't one." Brain: "You have sunglasses and a hat over your eyes." Ross: "I don't have any sunglasses on, and I didn't see it." Brain: "Yeah, but you're from Oklahoma." Well, I'm using that as an insult from now on.
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Post by mainsupreme on Dec 28, 2007 3:00:07 GMT -5
I've been looking at tons of Brain quotes on wikiquote. The guy's a riot. I was only introduced to him through Wrestlemania X-7, but even then, he still raised a few laughs. "By the time The Iron Sheik gets down here it'll be Wrestlemania 38!" "Imagine naming your kid The Goon." (To Gene) "Didn't you used to date her [Gobbledygooker]?" What a legend. johan cruijf. best.sign.ever.
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Post by romafan87 on Dec 28, 2007 11:44:11 GMT -5
During Big Show and Kane (I think) with Hardcore Holly as the guest referee JR (not the exact quote]: Looks like Hardcore is helping out the Big Show! King: I like it when a referee gives some helpful advice. JR: Did you ever take the advice? King (astonished): From a referee? During RVD vs. Eddie King: Come on JR be honest, who's the first guy you saw do a Frog Splash in the WWF? JR: D'Lo Brown (long since gone from the company) King: WHAT?! JR: You said to be honest. King: (exasperated): Ok, who was the second? D-Lo wasn't long gone at this point. This was either Backlash of J-Day 02. D-Lo's last tv match (that I remember) was the week after Bischoff was hired and him and Shawn Stasiak got their butts kicked by the debuting 3 Minute Warning. D-Lo wasn't gone until February 2003. Check house show results. -Ian
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Post by Agent P on Dec 28, 2007 13:35:23 GMT -5
D-Lo wasn't long gone at this point. This was either Backlash of J-Day 02. D-Lo's last tv match (that I remember) was the week after Bischoff was hired and him and Shawn Stasiak got their butts kicked by the debuting 3 Minute Warning. D-Lo wasn't gone until February 2003. Check house show results. -Ian Add that to the fact that I made a thread about a D-Lo storyling in February of 2003 and I am a complete idiot.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 28, 2007 14:37:30 GMT -5
Summerslam 1999. Credit to IMBD Chris Jericho: Do you believe that Chris Jericho is here to save the WWF? Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Yes, I do. Chris Jericho: Do you believe in what Y2J stands for? Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Absolutely. Chris Jericho: Do you believe that I'm here to save your job, Harold? Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: Yes, yes. Chris Jericho: Then you need to be on time! You need to be precise! You need to get your act together! It's all about impact, Harold, IMPACT! Howard 'The Fink' Finkel: It's Howard. Chris Jericho: Whatever. Come on. Let's go.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 28, 2007 14:49:04 GMT -5
*Rockers shake hands* "See, one without the other isn't any good." *Michaels superkicks Janetty* "I knew he was going to do that! He don't need Janetty!" "Jannetty tried to jump through the barber shop window"
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Dec 28, 2007 17:04:24 GMT -5
Heenan on Prime Time Wresling during athe "Pick the Brain" segment:
Brain: How many years have you been married?" Some guy: "20 years" Brain: "20 years. Do you realize if you killed your wife on your wedding night, you'd just be getting out of prision?
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