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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Dec 24, 2007 8:48:40 GMT -5
what's the differenc ebetween lita and rob conway?
when conway comes, no one gets a clap.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 24, 2007 12:03:42 GMT -5
Q. Why are the younger wrestlers afraid to lock up with Renee Dupree?
A. They hear he's a bit stiff in the ring.
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 24, 2007 19:25:05 GMT -5
Q: Why did CM Punk reject Adam Copeland's sexual advances?
A: He prefers straight Edge.
I apologise profusely.
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Post by The Hawaiian Hammer! on Dec 25, 2007 12:04:43 GMT -5
Q:Why did Extreme Expose file bankruptcy? A: Because their career was Miz-managed
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
Posts: 18,180
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Post by Agent P on Dec 25, 2007 15:03:43 GMT -5
Q: What does Triple H say to Stephanie when he pulls out Monopoly?
A: It's time to play the game!
And to jump on this bandwagon...
Q: What did Tazz say when Brock forgot to wear his Depends?
A: Here comes the stain!
Vince Russo walked into the White House with a gun...
President Bush: What are you doing here with a gun?
Russo: It's a shoot.
Q: What did Randy Orton say when he joined the WrestleCrap forum and created a thread that was made by someone else already?
A: Chin-before-the-lock
Okay, please don't throw rotten fruit at me!
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
Posts: 2,163
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Post by General Zod on Dec 27, 2007 12:23:54 GMT -5
Q: Why is "The Nature Boy" doing a 'win or retire' angle?
A: Would you want to lay underneath Ric Flair for more than 3 seconds?
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rko
Don Corleone
DANCE MONKEY! DANCE!
Posts: 1,411
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Post by rko on Dec 27, 2007 15:55:26 GMT -5
in what form of martial arts is bill goldberg a black belt?
jew-jitsu!
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 16:00:55 GMT -5
This may be bad, why does Booker T like Rosie O Donnel
He likes a hungry man. Whoever pisses themselves with this is weird.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 27, 2007 16:02:03 GMT -5
This may be bad, why does Booker T like Rosie O Donnel He likes a hungry man. Whoever pisses themselves with this is weird. Lord I apologize.
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The Line
Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 27, 2007 16:12:37 GMT -5
Why was "The Most Dangerous Man" never the Peoples Champ?
Because he was just a Sham-Rock!
Oi vey!
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Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bye
Posts: 16,450
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Post by . on Dec 27, 2007 16:14:58 GMT -5
Q:what did hogan say to the waiter when he brought him cold soup ? A: IT'S NOT HOT!
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Dec 27, 2007 16:15:30 GMT -5
OK here's another one.
Randy Orton, John Cena, and Mr Kennedy were standing on top of a 200 story building.
Randy Orton says "You know, I am a evil dastardly person. I have done awful things like kick Shawn Michaels in the head, cheated to win plenty of matches, heck I even RKO'd Moolah once. I am going to do the world a favor." And with that, Randy jumped off the roof.
Mr Kennedy said "Well, I have done plenty of vile evil things too. I think that I too am going to do the world a favor." And with that, he pushed John Cena off the building.
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Post by Al Wilson Lives: Thread Killer on Dec 27, 2007 17:37:10 GMT -5
*KNOCK KNOCK* "Who's There?" "...Hey, how'd you know I was Jim Neidhart?"
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Post by TromboneMan on Dec 28, 2007 0:12:12 GMT -5
Am I the only one who thinks the Lame Jokes are always the funniest?
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 28, 2007 10:00:04 GMT -5
I'm chock full of them.
What's the difference for Hogan when it comes to taking off a shirt and Andre the Giant?
- He doesn't lift it over his head instead he tears it at the middle.
I know, a terrible joke.
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Post by TripleMerc on Dec 28, 2007 10:09:36 GMT -5
OK here's another one. Randy Orton, John Cena, and Mr Kennedy were standing on top of a 200 story building. Randy Orton says "You know, I am a evil dastardly person. I have done awful things like kick Shawn Michaels in the head, cheated to win plenty of matches, heck I even RKO'd Moolah once. I am going to do the world a favor." And with that, Randy jumped off the roof. Mr Kennedy said "Well, I have done plenty of vile evil things too. I think that I too am going to do the world a favor." And with that, he pushed John Cena off the building. I love you.
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 28, 2007 11:28:47 GMT -5
Why does Vince want to go to Heaven?
Cause he's got no chance in Hell.
Why did Jerry Lawler go to the pet store?
Cos he wanted to see some puppies!
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Dec 28, 2007 12:02:22 GMT -5
Why does Vince want to go to Heaven? Cause he's got no chance in Hell. Why did Jerry Lawler go to the pet store? Cos he wanted to see some puppies! You lose the thread.
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Dec 28, 2007 12:22:44 GMT -5
What does Hulk Hogan and NBC reality TV have in common?
Both are known for giving fat people the boot!
p.s. I'm still working my day job
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Post by Cvslfc123 on Dec 28, 2007 17:24:17 GMT -5
Why does Vince want to go to Heaven? Cause he's got no chance in Hell. Why did Jerry Lawler go to the pet store? Cos he wanted to see some puppies! You lose the thread. YES COME ON!! they ain't mine I just typed wwe jokes on google and those where the first two that came up.
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