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Post by TromboneMan on Dec 30, 2007 21:33:17 GMT -5
DO tap out to John Cena's STFU. Sure, it looks like he's simply laying there, squeezing your head between his massive arms while making strained faces, but it's truly a DEVASTATING choke. Really, it is... somehow... what? Hell if I know.
DO NOT put a cruiserweight on the top rope. No good will come of it.
DO stay the heck out of the way if you're a main event referee. Apparently the "big match environment" is a very dangerous place for zebras.
DO NOT bring tables into matches. Sure, you have the upper hand now, but go for that wood and you'll have splinters in your bum in no time.
DO participate in handicap matches as a loner. In WWE, two heads are NOT better than one.
DO NOT believe a commentator when he says "IT'S OVER," as the match is likely to continue.
Who wants to add to the list?
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Stotty
Unicron
This is what happens when you don't give Taker the hot tag
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Post by Stotty on Dec 30, 2007 21:38:03 GMT -5
DO NOT be better than HHH
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Dec 30, 2007 21:38:51 GMT -5
Do deny that there is a steroid problem in the WWE
Don't ever criticise Cena's punches.
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
Posts: 1,093
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 30, 2007 21:38:59 GMT -5
Do Be a ref in diva matches because you might just get caught in a roll around.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2007 21:41:04 GMT -5
If it's the show before a PPV and you're facing your opponent that night, LOSE!
If you lose, you'll win on Sunday.
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2007 21:43:21 GMT -5
never take something from batista the week before a PPV... because you know he's getting it back on sunday
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Dec 30, 2007 21:46:05 GMT -5
Unless your name is "Melina" DO NOT wear furry boots
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
Posts: 1,819
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Post by damna on Dec 30, 2007 21:46:14 GMT -5
DO list your midget friend as a tag partner..he always wins.
DON'T worry about how you look...Mickey loves overweight slobs
DO fake being in a coma after getting pedigree'd, even if it's in an astro bounce.
DON'T do or say anything silly, unless you want a big black guy yelling "DAMN!" at you
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Post by krazysane on Dec 30, 2007 21:55:07 GMT -5
3 minutes into the match DO NOT go to the outside. It will only mean less tv time as there will always be a commerical if you land outside
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Mr Captain Falcon
Dennis Stamp
So I could write anything in here and it'll be posted?
Posts: 4,688
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Dec 30, 2007 21:56:39 GMT -5
Unless your name is "Snitsky" DO NOT wear furry boots Fixed for awesomeness.
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Ass Dan
King Koopa
Curious about extra lines
Have you seen me?
Posts: 12,259
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Post by Ass Dan on Dec 30, 2007 22:08:44 GMT -5
Do not trust Shawn Michaels. He will superkick you.
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Post by BD Punk AKA SUSPENDED! on Dec 30, 2007 22:15:32 GMT -5
DO NOT accept a beer from Stone Cold, it only leads to a stunner
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bradyfan
ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
Posts: 1,093
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 30, 2007 22:15:45 GMT -5
DON'T worry about how you look...Mickey loves overweight slobs Well in that case I have a diva to chase!
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2007 22:19:39 GMT -5
DO NOT wrestle in your hometown; you WILL lose.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,477
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 22:25:39 GMT -5
DO keep tabs on your girlfriend if your name is Matt Hardy.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2007 22:26:20 GMT -5
DO NOT get over if you are an IWC fan favorite; this will only cause you to lose your IWC following
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2007 22:27:57 GMT -5
DO keep tabs on your girlfriend if your name is Matt Hardy. DO NOT allow Edge to take your girlfriend out for a ham sandwich either... heh.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,477
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 22:28:40 GMT -5
DO NOT shower with JBL. Just don't do it.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Dec 30, 2007 22:38:05 GMT -5
DO NOT go near Jerry the King Lawler if you are under the age of 16.
Just not a wise move.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
Posts: 12,477
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Post by metylerca on Dec 30, 2007 22:39:22 GMT -5
DO NOT go near Jerry the King Lawler if you are under the age of 16. Just not a wise move. in addition DO NOT expect Lawler to stay quiet if you're wearing a bikini.
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