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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 28, 2007 20:54:33 GMT -5
It can be anyone on the wwe roster from raw, sd, EC Dub.
Here is mine:
Randy Orton the Narcist
Here goes the storyline:
Randy knows hes going to lose the belt soon. So during the match he is almost losing, but all of a sudden Lex Luger comes out of no where and beats the crap out of the opponet. Next night on Raw, Orton comes out cuts a promo saying that WWE lied about everything and that DNA tests show that Lex Luger is his real father. So, Luger and Orton form a tag team and bury all of the raw locker room while, HHH comes out and says that at wrestlemania there will be a tag match for the wwe title and his partner is Shane o Mac. At the end of the match Shane O Mac pins Luger for the title and wins the title.
You guys can make it how ever awful the storyline you want. Mine was just something Russo would probably do.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 28, 2007 21:07:08 GMT -5
Rey Mysterio tries to act like he's not as short, via high heels, platform shoes or stilletos etc. People keep on point out his fake height and mock him because of it, he tries to beat them down but can barely move because of his shoes, and the next week his 'lifts' are even bigger.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 28, 2007 21:12:13 GMT -5
Who is next to start wearing women dresses since Vito is not around? Hilarity from Cole and JBL would ensue.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 28, 2007 21:15:36 GMT -5
Who is next to start wearing women dresses since Vito is not around? Hilarity from Cole and JBL would ensue. I dont think Neidhart has the figure to quite pull it off, but each to his own.
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Patti Mayonnaise
Real Name: Bumkiss. Stanley Bumkiss.
Peanut Butter & JAAAAAMMMM!
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Post by The Line on Dec 28, 2007 21:21:36 GMT -5
Hire Shawn Stasiak back.
Have him talk about his dad(former WWWF Champ Stan Stasiak). He even goes as far as to bring a framed picture of his father to ring side. Eventually, he starts "hearing" the picture tell him to attack people.
Thus "Son of Stan" Shawn Stasiak is born.
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Dec 28, 2007 21:21:41 GMT -5
- Due to a number of spontaneous comical mis-haps, Brian Kendrick discovers that he a hidden talent for accountancy. Now, with the tutelage of I.R.S. and his friend Paul by his side, can Brian muster up what is needed to defeat the dastardly Santino Marella and his trainer Paul Heyman at the world championships all whilst attempting to capture the heart of Beth Pheonix?
- Jillian Hall attempts to learn a different musical instrument each week but eventually ends up smashing it over an opponents head.
- John Morrison sets out to prove that John F. Kennedy assassinated himself.
- Jamie Noble sells out, and has a "SNICKERS" tattooed on his forehead for extra money.
- Shelton Benjamin loses all his money in poor investments and must learn how to live the life of a hobo from his friend Charlie.
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Post by Topher is Human on Dec 28, 2007 21:26:53 GMT -5
CM Punk goes on a bender, every week he cuts a promo on the latest drug he had used. RVD comes back and is ashamed.
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 28, 2007 21:35:42 GMT -5
They could give a guy a male cheerleader gimmick, then give him a goofy ring name reminiscent of an early 90's jobber from WWF Superstars. Meanwhile the announcers would hype him up on commentary as the future of the business.
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damna
Don Corleone
Sorry Anderson Silva, but Fedor is still number 1!
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Post by damna on Dec 29, 2007 2:54:39 GMT -5
Lashley has HAD IT with the Internet Fans making fun of him saying "bathturd" and he has dedicated his life now to destorying not only internet fans, but their heroes also. Stevie Richards is the first to go....
Cryme Tyme returns and joins DX. Shad is now Stephanie's pimp...
Randy Orton, after recieving his 567th sweet chin music, decides to rename himself "ralph wiggum." Hilarity ensues each week as he goes out to the ring and declares such things as "My kitty's breath smells like catfood" and "Hornswoggle told me to burn things"
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ALF
Dance girl dance!!!
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 29, 2007 2:59:31 GMT -5
Hire Shawn Stasiak back. Have him talk about his dad(former WWWF Champ Stan Stasiak). He even goes as far as to bring a framed picture of his father to ring side. Eventually, he starts "hearing" the picture tell him to attack people. Thus "Son of Stan" Shawn Stasiak is born. That actually isn't bad. Maybe have Scott Putski be his tag partner.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Dec 29, 2007 14:35:46 GMT -5
Ok his gimmick sucks these days he cant get over as a monster anymore.
First we fire Visera or Big Daddy V whatever, and Matt Striker needs to find someone to manage. Kane is all lonely and needs someone to take care of him, and that is Striker. Little did they not know Kane had a hidden talent of being a Mathmetician. He could solve any problems, but the kicker is when he gets one wrong he goes insane. Matt Striker tells him that certain people cause him to get his math problems wrong, so he goes on a distruction of beating people.
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Post by Nick Loves Dr. Pepper on Dec 29, 2007 14:38:21 GMT -5
Ok his gimmick sucks these days he cant get over as a monster anymore. First we fire Visera or Big Daddy V whatever, and Matt Striker needs to find someone to manage. Kane is all lonely and needs someone to take care of him, and that is Striker. Little did they not know Kane had a hidden talent of being a Mathmetician. He could solve any problems, but the kicker is when he gets one wrong he goes insane. Matt Striker tells him that certain people cause him to get his math problems wrong, so he goes on a distruction of beating people. 2+2= Thomas Jefferson Sucka! (Booker T)
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