Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
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Post by Ken Ivory on Oct 25, 2007 3:31:32 GMT -5
Here's a (hopefully) fun game.
Someone posts a cryptic quote from a Steiner promo and the next poster(s) have to come up with a creative theory as to what he's talking about.
Don't just give an answer like "He's cutting a promo on Kurt Angle". Be creative, the only limit is your imagination..
I'll start the ball rolling:
"When I go behind....and do the bump and grind. It's only a matter of time..."
What the Hell is Scott Steiner Talking about?...
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 25, 2007 4:09:32 GMT -5
Scottie suffers from premature ejaculation, and he wants his opponents to know this so that there's no confusion and hurt feelings afterwards.
Now then...
This is going to be just like Hiroshima when Pearl Harbor Bombed the Germans!
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Oct 25, 2007 5:30:12 GMT -5
steiner is a veteran of the war of the roses, "when ah kicked them spanish back intah mexico!"
next:
"i'm doing him an egg, you not me an' you parisin'!"
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
Posts: 5,282
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Post by Ken Ivory on Oct 25, 2007 6:08:04 GMT -5
Steiner opens up a restaurant in which he books himself as head chef. A sitcom is later made based on the hilarity that insues.
Next: "You got no chance but you had a chance, if you hadda run rickity spit but you have no chance cause you got the FAAAAAAAAAT ASSES!"
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Post by Jason Todd Grisham on Oct 25, 2007 6:17:52 GMT -5
He's about to put some fat kids through some Steiner weight training, and he told them they had a chance, they could have done it their way, or even ran way, but now they're doing it the Stein-way. And needles hurt.
"So all you gotta do, is dot your T's and cross your I's, and step back, i'll show you how to win bitch!"
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Ken Ivory
Hank Scorpio
This sorta thing IS my bag, baby.
Posts: 5,282
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Post by Ken Ivory on Oct 25, 2007 12:30:50 GMT -5
Steiner embarks on a new career teaching Remedial English.
"They don't have to wait for the earth to rotate on a 47 degree axis so the stars can set the sky and create an equlax..."
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Oct 25, 2007 13:37:30 GMT -5
Steiner's warning the surface people of the day when the earth is consumed in darkness, and the troll people rebel.
"I've wrestled a lot of countries!"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 25, 2007 14:50:27 GMT -5
Steiner once took a big boot from Kevin Nash.
Italy is shaped like a boot.
Therefore, Scott Steiner has wrestled Italy.
"KERRANG MOLE!"
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Oct 25, 2007 14:54:19 GMT -5
Much like Batista and his irrational basketball hate, Scott Steiner loathes moles, and has a compulsion to hit them in the head everytime he sees one due to a traumatic childhood incident involving a Whack-A-Mole machine at his favorite Showbiz Pizza.
"YURI DUMP!"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 25, 2007 14:57:14 GMT -5
Steiner once went to see famed psychic Yuri Geller, who told him that he would take a huge dump the next day. Sure enough, he was right, and Steiner makes sure to thank him every day.
"ERRBODY KNOWWW...WANTS TO KNOW...WHERE I'VE BEEN?"
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Disco Inferno
Trap-Jaw
I'll dance all over your ass!!!!!!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Oct 25, 2007 15:46:53 GMT -5
Everybody knows who wants to know where he's been. So there's no need to tell you where's he was at.
"IT MAKES ME WANNA SNAP!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Oct 25, 2007 15:54:57 GMT -5
Everytime he hears a Slim Jim snap, it makes him SNAAP......into a Slim Jim"
"GIN A GPS!"
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 25, 2007 15:58:48 GMT -5
Whenever Steiner gets a bit too drunk on gin, he uses his GPS to help him get where he's going.
"Dey apreeshate zize! Dey rispeck xize!"
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 25, 2007 16:16:31 GMT -5
Scott is telling the audience watching at home how much the Impact Zonelikes his homemade ziti he brings in for them.
"NO YER MUDDER SUCKS!! YER MUDDER SUCKS!!"
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 25, 2007 16:27:15 GMT -5
Whilst gardening, Steiner notices that a neighbour's mud thickener is doing a sub-par job, and kindly informs him of this.
YOU SEE DAT!!!! DAT'S A VEIN!!!!
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
Posts: 39,683
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 25, 2007 16:31:05 GMT -5
Steiner teaching at a nursing school, telling his students where to administer an IV injection.
"Who you beatm, dat I ain't aready beatm?"
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Oct 25, 2007 17:01:38 GMT -5
Both Scot and Ric Steiner are very superstitious about not choosing the same Halloween twice. And upon the discovery of a "Beatm" costume (A very, very little known comic-book hero), there is confusion as to whether they have worn it or not.
"But that's Davey, Mean Gene.."
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Oct 25, 2007 17:04:50 GMT -5
Davey Richards was mistakenly called "Danny" by Mean Gene, and Scott kindly corrected Mean Gene.
YER NOTHIN' BUT A REDNECK!!! YOU'RE JUST A REDNECK BOY!!
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Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Oct 25, 2007 22:25:29 GMT -5
Young Master Scott has noticed a Redskins fan who is painted up for the big game, and seeing as how he's from Michigan, and appreciates a good game, he's complementing him on his choice of expressing himself.
"And when I...AND AS FAR AS YOU GO, TOMKO!!"
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on Oct 25, 2007 22:47:25 GMT -5
Young Master Scott has noticed a Redskins fan who is painted up for the big game, and seeing as how he's from Michigan, and appreciates a good game, he's complementing him on his choice of expressing himself. "And when I...AND AS FAR AS YOU GO, TOMKO!!" He Wants to be as far as Tomko. "I'am Hungry". |
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