I'm now a Black Reign fan

[jfpierce]

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NM6b72-eKM

"This isn't TLC! You don't flip my house!"

The split personality gimmick is so goofy that it actually works.

[JD Turk]

Can't wait for Mesias to come back, then hopefully Dustin Rhodes/Runnels is released and never works in the biz again.

[poi zen rana]

ortonsabinrulz said:

Can't wait for Mesias to come back, then hopefully Dustin Rhodes/Runnels is released and never works in the biz again.

ouch. why? did he run over your dog?

[Turd Ferguson]

Dustin's looking a tad bit chunky (like a monkey!) nowadays.

[jfpierce]

ortonsabinrulz said:

Can't wait for Mesias to come back, then hopefully Dustin Rhodes/Runnels is released and never works in the biz again.

Mesias putting Abyss' head in a vice would have been about 1% as funny as Dustin doing it.

[poi zen rana]

lariatoooooooooooo said:

Dustin's looking a tad bit chunky (like a monkey!) nowadays.

that is true but i think he is a fairly good brawler, which is what tna has used him for almost solely. i don't think his weight inhibits his brawling either.

[hollywood]

I'm fine with Dustin Rhodes working in the business for a long time yet. Hell, I'm fine with Goldust working for a long time, yet.

But I was Black Reign gone right damn now.

[Kae]

I'm perhaps the biggest Goldust mark on the board, despite Dustin Rhodes being a horrible, horrible person. That said, I can't stand Black Reign. He's out of shape, his gimmick is derivative and stupid, and he simply isn't a credible monster as they're trying to book him.

[hollywood]

kae said:

I'm perhaps the biggest Goldust mark on the board, despite Dustin Rhodes being a horrible, horrible person. That said, I can't stand Black Reign. He's out of shape, his gimmick is derivative and stupid, and he simply isn't a credible monster as they're trying to book him.

If I may ask, why's he so horrible? I honestly don't know anything about him (other than a few hints of drug problems)?

[bigHEADinc]

Bla-ack Reign
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Bla-ack Reign
A baby born will die before the sin

Bla-ack Reign
The school books say it can't be here again
Bla-ack Reign
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Bla-ack Reign
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Bla-ack Reign
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Bla-ack Reign
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Bla-ack Reign
Only in the past is what they say

Bla-ack Reign
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Bla-ack Reign
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Bla-ack Reign
Made me cross the street the other day
Bla-ack Reign
Made you turn your head the other way

Bla-ack Reign
History quickly crashing through your veins
Bla-ack Reign
Using you to fall back down again

Bla-ack Reign
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Bla-ack Reign
Its the fear your leaders call control

Bla-ack Reign
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Bla-ack Reign
Say it publicly and you're insane

Bla-ack Reign
No one wants to hear about it now
Bla-ack Reign
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Bla-ack Reign
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Bla-ack Reign
But did they know each other in the light?

Bla-ack Reign
Every February washed away
Bla-ack Reign
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Bla-ack Reign
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Bla-ack Reign
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

Bla-ack Reign
Dirty secrets of economy
Bla-ack Reign
Turns that body into GDP

Bla-ack Reign
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Bla-ack Reign
But test scores are how much the parents make

Bla-ack Reign
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Bla-ack Reign
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Bla-ack Reign
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Bla-ack Reign
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Bla-ack Reign
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Bla-ack Reign
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Bla-ack Reign
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Bla-ack Reign
Remake how we got to where we are.

[Limey]

bigheadinc said:

Bla-ack Reign
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Bla-ack Reign
A baby born will die before the sin

Bla-ack Reign
The school books say it can't be here again
Bla-ack Reign
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Bla-ack Reign
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Bla-ack Reign
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Bla-ack Reign
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Bla-ack Reign
Only in the past is what they say

Bla-ack Reign
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Bla-ack Reign
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Bla-ack Reign
Made me cross the street the other day
Bla-ack Reign
Made you turn your head the other way

Bla-ack Reign
History quickly crashing through your veins
Bla-ack Reign
Using you to fall back down again

Bla-ack Reign
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Bla-ack Reign
Its the fear your leaders call control

Bla-ack Reign
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Bla-ack Reign
Say it publicly and you're insane

Bla-ack Reign
No one wants to hear about it now
Bla-ack Reign
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Bla-ack Reign
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Bla-ack Reign
But did they know each other in the light?

Bla-ack Reign
Every February washed away
Bla-ack Reign
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Bla-ack Reign
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Bla-ack Reign
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

Bla-ack Reign
Dirty secrets of economy
Bla-ack Reign
Turns that body into GDP

Bla-ack Reign
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Bla-ack Reign
But test scores are how much the parents make

Bla-ack Reign
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Bla-ack Reign
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Bla-ack Reign
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Bla-ack Reign
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Bla-ack Reign
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Bla-ack Reign
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Bla-ack Reign
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Bla-ack Reign
Remake how we got to where we are.

Awesome post is awesome.

"I have to move away from the microphone to take a swig of sand."

[Gopher Mod]

bigheadinc said:

Bla-ack Reign
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Bla-ack Reign
A baby born will die before the sin

Bla-ack Reign
The school books say it can't be here again
Bla-ack Reign
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Bla-ack Reign
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Bla-ack Reign
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Bla-ack Reign
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Bla-ack Reign
Only in the past is what they say

Bla-ack Reign
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Bla-ack Reign
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Bla-ack Reign
Made me cross the street the other day
Bla-ack Reign
Made you turn your head the other way

Bla-ack Reign
History quickly crashing through your veins
Bla-ack Reign
Using you to fall back down again

Bla-ack Reign
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Bla-ack Reign
Its the fear your leaders call control

Bla-ack Reign
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Bla-ack Reign
Say it publicly and you're insane

Bla-ack Reign
No one wants to hear about it now
Bla-ack Reign
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Bla-ack Reign
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Bla-ack Reign
But did they know each other in the light?

Bla-ack Reign
Every February washed away
Bla-ack Reign
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Bla-ack Reign
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Bla-ack Reign
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

Bla-ack Reign
Dirty secrets of economy
Bla-ack Reign
Turns that body into GDP

Bla-ack Reign
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Bla-ack Reign
But test scores are how much the parents make

Bla-ack Reign
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Bla-ack Reign
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Bla-ack Reign
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Bla-ack Reign
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Bla-ack Reign
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Bla-ack Reign
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Bla-ack Reign
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Bla-ack Reign
Remake how we got to where we are.

And this is why I call him Chocolate Reign. Why oh why did TNA hire him?

[kitsunestar]

hollywood said:

kae said:

I'm perhaps the biggest Goldust mark on the board, despite Dustin Rhodes being a horrible, horrible person. That said, I can't stand Black Reign. He's out of shape, his gimmick is derivative and stupid, and he simply isn't a credible monster as they're trying to book him.

If I may ask, why's he so horrible? I honestly don't know anything about him (other than a few hints of drug problems)?

A lot of people decided he was horrible after he no-showed an indie show and sold the plane ticket that was sent to him to get there.

[Baixo Astral]

kitsunestar said:

hollywood said:

If I may ask, why's he so horrible? I honestly don't know anything about him (other than a few hints of drug problems)?

A lot of people decided he was horrible after he no-showed an indie show and sold the plane ticket that was sent to him to get there.

Why would anyone care if a worker is a bad person?

[texaswhopper]

He should come out there and be all mad about the gimmick he was given...


TNA wants me to play trick or treat all year long. You can take Goldust and shove it up your ***. You can take seven and shove it up your *** and you can take Black Reign and shove it up your ***.

[poi zen rana]

coolrunner87 said:

And this is why I call him Chocolate Reign. Why oh why did TNA hire him?

probably because he works well as a brawler for their unofficial hardcore division.

[hollywood]

texaswhopper said:

He should come out there and be all mad about the gimmick he was given...


TNA wants me to play trick or treat all year long. You can take Goldust and shove it up your ***. You can take seven and shove it up your *** and you can take Black Reign and shove it up your ***.

Russo still works for them. It's only a matter of time...

[John Oates' Moustache]

I just fast forward through anything involving Abyss and black reign. That they're now feuding and taking up only one section of TV time is a good thing.

[Joekishi]

I like the split personality thing he should do promos only as schizo dustin rhodes, and do matches as black reign.

that's the way the character should be booked

[pixiesfan]

bigheadinc said:

Bla-ack Reign
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Bla-ack Reign
A baby born will die before the sin

Bla-ack Reign
The school books say it can't be here again
Bla-ack Reign
The prisons make you wonder where it went

Bla-ack Reign
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Bla-ack Reign
Zoom the camera out and see the lie

Bla-ack Reign
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Bla-ack Reign
Only in the past is what they say

Bla-ack Reign
Raised your neighborhood insurance rates
Bla-ack Reign
Makes us happy 'livin in a gate

Bla-ack Reign
Made me cross the street the other day
Bla-ack Reign
Made you turn your head the other way

Bla-ack Reign
History quickly crashing through your veins
Bla-ack Reign
Using you to fall back down again

Bla-ack Reign
Seldom mentioned on the radio
Bla-ack Reign
Its the fear your leaders call control

Bla-ack Reign
Worse than swearing worse than calling names
Bla-ack Reign
Say it publicly and you're insane

Bla-ack Reign
No one wants to hear about it now
Bla-ack Reign
Wish real hard it goes away somehow

Bla-ack Reign
Makes the best of friends begin to fight
Bla-ack Reign
But did they know each other in the light?

Bla-ack Reign
Every February washed away
Bla-ack Reign
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Bla-ack Reign
The same crime has a higher price to pay
Bla-ack Reign
The judge and jury swear it's not the face

Bla-ack Reign
Dirty secrets of economy
Bla-ack Reign
Turns that body into GDP

Bla-ack Reign
The bell curve blames the baby's DNA
Bla-ack Reign
But test scores are how much the parents make

Bla-ack Reign
'Flippin cars in France the other night
Bla-ack Reign
Cleans the sewers out beneath Mumbai

Bla-ack Reign
'Cross the world and back its all the same
Bla-ack Reign
Angels cry and shake their heads in shame

Bla-ack Reign
Lifts the ark of paradise in sin
Bla-ack Reign
Which part do you think you're 'livin in?

Bla-ack Reign
More than 'marchin more than passing law
Bla-ack Reign
Remake how we got to where we are.

That chocolate rain thing stopped being funny the second I saw it.