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Post by J-Man R. on Nov 5, 2007 13:30:22 GMT -5
My Name is Joel "I can't help from Hurtin'er Gertner.
Joel "Known as your daddy in 50 states" Gertner
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Post by Zane on Nov 5, 2007 13:33:00 GMT -5
WELL WELLL WELL!
"It is I, the quintessential studmuffin, Joel 'this girl I know wanted to see the show, live here in Connecticut, so I told her to bend over, and I'd show her where I'd stick it. For forty-five minutes, she proceeded to tease and please and lick it, but when all was said and done, you know I made her buy a ticket' Gertner.
And there's me, Joel 'The biggest ladykiller in Buffalo since OJ Simpson' Gertner."
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2007 14:14:47 GMT -5
Best of Joel Gertner, definitely broken for language ;D: youtube.com/ watch?v=9VO_IWJcrII |
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Nov 5, 2007 14:47:23 GMT -5
The entire intro from HeatWave '98 is my favorite.
Gertner was a lyrical genius. Actually, he was the lyrical miracle, the sexual intellectual.
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Post by hollywood on Nov 5, 2007 15:09:48 GMT -5
Can I just say, all of them?  |
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Nov 5, 2007 15:11:38 GMT -5
"Please, can I please have a job!?"
Just kidding.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Nov 5, 2007 15:12:20 GMT -5
gerter rules
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Post by Splinter on Nov 5, 2007 15:25:02 GMT -5
It is I, Joel 'I'm young, I'm hung and I'm skilled with my tongue' Gertner
It is I, Joel 'I'm Calafornia dreamin, and I leave the girlies screamin. Cause I'm a p**** lickin demon, with vanilla flavoured siemen' Gertner
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Post by kenwell on Nov 5, 2007 15:30:35 GMT -5
I've always loved "Harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono..."
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Post by Mozenrath on Nov 5, 2007 15:41:52 GMT -5
"Hey, Becky, met my wife?"  |
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Nov 5, 2007 15:42:41 GMT -5
I've always loved "Harder than the tree that hit Sonny Bono..." Dammit, that's the one I was trying to think of. |
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Nov 5, 2007 16:39:36 GMT -5
So many but here's a few
The quintessential muffstuffer opps I mean studdmuffin "Just like the Rubix Cube, the more you play with it, the harder it gets"
Joel "Point the direction you want my erection" Gertner
Joel"I have busted more nuts than a peanut factory"Gertner
And then there's me, I'm like milk, I do a body good, the Quintessential Studmuffin, the man who's wit is more tongue in cheek than a lesbian
orgy, Joel Your Girlfriend Has Me On Her Speed Dial Because She Likes
the Way I Star 69 Her Gertner"
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Post by doctorhillbilly on Nov 5, 2007 16:53:28 GMT -5
I'm Joel; I'm in Tennesse as I always feared, then I asked your mother for some lovin' and you mother volunteered; Gertner!
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Post by Splinter on Nov 5, 2007 17:05:14 GMT -5
I also loved his stuff on commentary.
(On Lou. E Dangerously interupting Billy Corgan)
Joey: Did Cyrus deputise Lou. E?
Joel: I think Cyrus DID sodomise Lou. E.
Lou: Billy, I don't know what you're doing here, but don't you understand that this is the same building that my good friend Steve Corino...
Joel: Made an ass out of himself.
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Post by The In-Crowd on Nov 5, 2007 17:10:02 GMT -5
"It is I, the man for whom, if it's a crime for my cock to be large, then you know I'm always 'guilty as charged', Joel, 'Another PPV here in New York City, with her face on my nuts, even that girl would look pretty. Wait, wait, wait, I really shouldn't have said that, it was kinda of shitty. I apologize, I'm just trying to be witty, and I hope your not offended 'cause that would truly be a pity, 'cause I was gonna fondle those titties and lick that little clitty' Gertner."
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Post by ICBM on Nov 5, 2007 19:56:42 GMT -5
Where is Joel these days? I remember once on the TNN ECW show he went for like a minute straight but the only thing you heard him say was an "and" "hey" "girl" between bleeps. The crowd popped like the Rock was on the mic
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Post by WWHHHD on Nov 6, 2007 1:36:36 GMT -5
"It is I, the man for whom, if it's a crime for my cock to be large, then you know I'm always 'guilty as charged', Joel, 'Another PPV here in New York City, with her face on my nuts, even that girl would look pretty. Wait, wait, wait, I really shouldn't have said that, it was kinda of crapty. I apologize, I'm just trying to be witty, and I hope your not offended 'cause that would truly be a pity, 'cause I was gonna fondle those titties and lick that little clitty' Gertner." |
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Post by uncleslam on Nov 6, 2007 11:06:05 GMT -5
A trisket, a trasket, let me put my BISCUIT in your BASKET...Gertner.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Nov 6, 2007 12:46:10 GMT -5
I have a question: how did Joel Gertner go from being an announcer to managing the Dudleys?
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Post by Garyspivey on Nov 6, 2007 14:26:33 GMT -5
And introducing to my left the man who drove beaulah mcguillicutty into the mat with such force she wasn't sure whether to urinate, defecate, or ejaculate...Bubba Ray Dudley
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