All-Purpose Fire Pro Returns Superthread 2

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

I'll probably just do the amazon or buy.com route if Best Buy doesnt get it release day....whenever that may be.

[Tea & Crumpets]

It was a great story, one of the classics from the SVR threads. I might try and dig it up if I've nothing better to do.

And sadly, you can do the 5 Knuckle Shuffle from what I've heard. There's a fist drop, so you just need to link it with some kind of poofy wave-hand-in-face taunt.

[Sajoa Moe]

Here is the famous "Godz Online" story. What do I win?

I just have to share this excellent, yet horribly typical, online experience from last night.

So, I join a 4 way ladder match with my Gladiator Mike Awesome CAW against Kane, some generic looking CAW wearing a paper bag on his head, and some horribly, ugly, fat white guy named "BIG PUN". This'll be important later.

So it quickly becomes obvious that whoever is Kane is a new player because he keeps saying he doesn't know how to play, so I'm trying to tell him the controls the best I can over the headset, but I stay away from him cause I dont wanna pound on the "noob". Meanwhile this "BIG PUN" idiot is running around spearing everyone and hitting nothing but that stupid big boot that knocks you down in one hit. So, when he gets to me I know it's coming and I catch the boot and lay him out with my sitout Awesomebomb finisher. He starts cursing at me so I pick up the ladder and beat him to death with it.

He cries about the ladder being unblockable, I tell him exactly how to block it, going so far as to say "Okay I'm about to hit you, hit the button...NOW" and he still cant do it, so he starts cursing and calling my CAW 'gay' and 'made up'. I tell him he doesn't know a damn thing about wrestling if he doesnt know who Mike Awesome is. "IT DOESNT SAY MIKE AWESOME IT SAYS GLADIATOR!" "He used the name Gladiator in Japan. This is his Japan gimmick" "HE DOESNT LOOK JAPANESE TO ME" ".......you don't have to be Japanese to work in Japan." "Well he's still GAY!"

So, I'd had about enough of that. "Yeah, well what the f*** is a 'BIG PUN' anyway? A pun is a f***ing joke, and thats exactly what you are, a big, fat, f***ing joke who cannot play this f***ing game to save your life" (Keep in mind by this point I had gotten him totally red and I'm just yellow from being hit a few times by the bag-guy. ALSO keep in mind his CAW is of course 99 and mine was like 86.)

"YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHO HE IS!" "Okay, then who is he?" "LOOK IT UP!" "Sorry dumbass but the only Big Pun I know is a rapper" "WELL THATS WHO HE IS!" "Well, uh, one, he's dead. Two, he's black" (His CAW was some s***** looking fat white guy with long hair and tattoos) "SO WHAT HONKY?!" "HONKY?! WHAT COLOR ARE YOU?! YOU SURE DONT SOUND BLACK TO ME!" (He never would answer that, saying "I could be chinese, mexican, black, japanese", but I gaurantee by the sound of his voice he was a 15 year old, 100 pound white boy, though he claimed to be 26 LOL)

I even set the ladder down, tell him to pick it up and hit me, he tries and I block it every time.

And this just goes on and on and on, I hit at least 30 finishers on him in a 30 minute match while the other two guys just kept cracking up at the verbal beating I was giving him over the microphone. Put him through both tables. Then he eventually got a little momentum by hitting unblockable crap on me, so I knocked him back down and stole his taunt, which was one of the stupid dancing taunts

Him: OH THATS RIGHT DO A GAY LITTLE DANCE YOU F***OT!
Me: ITS YOUR F***ING TAUNT, IDIOT! I STOLE IT!
::the other two guys crack up::

I hit him with the ladder a few more times and he cried about that, so I yell "DONT JOIN A LADDER MATCH IF YOU DONT WANNA GET HIT WITH A LADDER, YA F***ING RETARD!" prompting more laughing from everyone but him. At this point, he takes his headset off and goes on a rampage, we can hear him screaming and beating on something in his house for a while.

I ended up just pounding him into nothingness as the bag-head guy got the belt down. So if you see a fat, angry 15 year old white kid with the Live gamertag "punstradomus", tell him I said "JUST F***ING PRESS THE LEFT TRIGGER, ITS NOT THAT HARD!"

[Mozenrath]

Awesome. Simply awesome.

[Chainsaw]

The Gay Taunt thing never fails to crack me up.

A bunch of us should get online and Chris Hansen these morons. Pretend we don't know each other and then knock the crap out of them, much to their chagrin/

[Sajoa Moe]

chainsawiscaw said:

The Gay Taunt thing never fails to crack me up.

A bunch of us should get online and Chris Hansen these morons. Pretend we don't know each other and then knock the crap out of them, much to their chagrin/

Why don't you take a seat over there.

Take a seat.

[Indigocrates]

Is there an interferance feature in this game?

Also, how do the post-match beatdowns work?

[JIMBOB]

Fire Pro only $14.99 on November 13th!

www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=25984790

[Ace Diamond]

evrbody said:

chainsawiscaw said:

The Gay Taunt thing never fails to crack me up.

A bunch of us should get online and Chris Hansen these morons. Pretend we don't know each other and then knock the crap out of them, much to their chagrin/

Why don't you take a seat over there.

Take a seat.

And hit them with a chair everytime someone says "take a seat"

[Chainsaw]

aodpilot said:

evrbody said:

Why don't you take a seat over there.

Take a seat.

And hit them with a chair everytime someone says "take a seat"

"Why don't you have a...COOKIE!"
*Hits them with cookie sheet*

[Indigocrates]

There's a Smackdown Vs. Raw thread for a reason.

Sorry if I come off sounding dickish, but I REALLY don't want this thread to be hijacked (We need to keep on topic for assisting new players [Myself included]).

[heyguesswhatidid]

I hope this game is a bit harder than Fire Pro 2 for GBA, I'm killing it on level 10 now.

Just can't win those damn tests of strength on that level.

Also, do you think it's a good idea to order it from Amazon now?

[Michael Coello]

heyguesswhatidid said:

I hope this game is a bit harder than Fire Pro 2 for GBA, I'm killing it on level 10 now.

You are not human.

[heyguesswhatidid]

sinister1 said:

heyguesswhatidid said:

I hope this game is a bit harder than Fire Pro 2 for GBA, I'm killing it on level 10 now.

You are not human.

Fire Pro 1 is the hard GBA one. Plus I've been playing it a couple years now, so It's about time I can play it like nothing.

[Indigocrates]

In FPR's tag matches, is that lame ass double grapple glitch (The Smackdown Vs. Raw glitch, where you and the opponent double team your partner)?

Also, how do the post-match beatdowns and interference work?

[Psy]

FPA2 is kind of easy after a while, the challenge is in trying for high audience ratings for the more difficult match types. Trying to win after you let your opponent hit his finisher... it's tough.

[Sajoa Moe]

Would anybody be interested in CAW trading, pick 'em tournaments or perhaps an e-fed when this game releases?

[Indigocrates]

"It's not my CAW, Michael........It's my EDIT!" (A cookie for who gets the refrence)

I'd definitely be interested in edit trading (Over PM).

As for the e-fed, I think we should sim EWT matches.

Also, can anyone answer my questions?

[Sajoa Moe]

rez777 said:

As for the e-fed, I think we should sim EWT matches.

That would work a lot better than when I tried to sim on SVR06, and Crauswell spent five minutes of the match wandering around on the floor and walking in place in front of the stairs.

[Indigocrates]

Also, Crauswell would actuall look like CRAUSWELL.