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Post by Beebs is the Final Girl on Dec 10, 2007 1:16:49 GMT -5
if i had proper training...and concrete boobs
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Post by Danimal on Dec 10, 2007 2:10:04 GMT -5
If you still haven't figured-out that the guy getting the "hot tag" is going to whoop your ass.
If your opponant lays-down and you just jump over him so you can bounce-off the opposite rope.
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Post by eDemento2099 on Dec 10, 2007 3:21:47 GMT -5
If you've learned how to fall off a 20-foot ladder, you might be a pro wrestler.
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Post by Shiori C: WC Blue Moon Poster on Dec 10, 2007 9:18:20 GMT -5
If the paternity of your child is revealed to be fradulent on television and you settle the resulting adoption case via ladder match...
If your decision on how to spend Christmas is dependent on two men fighting for it...
If your decision on who you go out with is dependent on two men fighting for it...
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Post by Cela on Dec 10, 2007 13:41:32 GMT -5
If you are unable to enter a room without heavy metal and pyro, you might be a pro wrestler
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2007 13:58:37 GMT -5
Not to get off topic, but Tazz was about that size (actually I think he was about 5'6" or 5'7"). Eddie Guerrero was 5'7" as well. I'm 5'7" and found out I'm much bigger then both Ultimo Dragon and 2 Cold Scorpio in October. I didn't think they were huge or anything, but I assumed they'd be, I don't know, not really short. Rick Steiner is about the same. At least he wasn't really tall 20 years ago when I saw him live at my first wrestling event. He's stocky but no taller than 5'9", at best. If you have a black T-shirt with your latest catch-phrase on it, you might be a pro wrestler. If you have scars as deep as the Grand Canyon on your forehead, you might be a pro wrestler. |
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Post by Cela on Dec 10, 2007 14:02:32 GMT -5
If you are unable to complete the act of sex because you can't stay on your back for more than 3 seconds... you might be a pro wrestler.
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Dec 10, 2007 18:32:55 GMT -5
you get stabed by a guy named "jesus" and end up with no scar
you might be john cena.
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Mr T L Wolf
Hank Scorpio
He has the looks of Andre the Giant, and the strength of Barry Windham. Not to mention he's a hero to a few armadillos, a kangaroo and a small herd of bison.
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Dec 10, 2007 21:13:14 GMT -5
If you work in a kitchen and you need to put a food item in the oven for FIVE MORE MINUTES! *clap clap clapclapclap* FIVE MORE MINUTES! then you might be a Pro Wrestler.
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Post by MiLo Duck on Dec 10, 2007 22:42:05 GMT -5
If it wasn't for the fact that I'm not like other people. Pain, it hurts me...
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Indigocrates
Unicron
I got bored. Decided to become a philosopher. Just 'cause.
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Post by Indigocrates on Dec 11, 2007 18:01:46 GMT -5
If you come from a highly educated university.
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infrared
Don Corleone
Better than your favourite band.
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Post by infrared on Dec 11, 2007 19:04:55 GMT -5
If there was a wrestling school near where I live I would be a pro wrestler.
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Post by slasher911 on Dec 11, 2007 19:14:45 GMT -5
If you watch a Tony Jaa movie and think "Man, that would be one hella cool spot".
And thus my running-wall backflip Busaiku knee was born ;D And my back has never forgiven me...
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Post by eDemento2099 on Dec 11, 2007 22:46:07 GMT -5
If your last name is Hart, you might be a pro wrestler (and a damn good one to boot).
Same goes for: If you're from Calgary.... Alberta, Canada, you might be a pro wrestler.
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 11, 2007 23:05:57 GMT -5
If you are oblivious to all the warning signs, you might be a Pro Wrestler . . . or have a yeast infection.
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WWHHHD
Unicron
Break it down for a 5 second pose!
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Post by WWHHHD on Dec 12, 2007 1:35:50 GMT -5
---you are assaulted with a deadly weapon, and instead of filing charges, you challenge them to a match... ---you own more than one fanny pack Shouldn't that be if you own ONE fanny pack. |
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 12, 2007 1:38:22 GMT -5
If you wear clothes with your name printed across your ass....
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pegasuswarrior
El Dandy
Three Time FAN Idol Champion
@PulpPictionary
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Post by pegasuswarrior on Dec 14, 2007 0:05:54 GMT -5
If you've banged Missy Hyatt ...
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Dolph Zalgo
Don Corleone
He who waits behind the walls
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Post by Dolph Zalgo on Dec 14, 2007 9:16:33 GMT -5
If you beat up your boss and still be one of the highest paid employees afterwars, you might be a Pro Wrestler
If your female co-workers are sluts and you can ask them to suck your dick without being sued, you might be a Pro Wrestler
If you are lazy as hell, not very competent, yet still quite high in your workplace's foodchain thanks to your talking skills, you might be a Pro Wrestler... or Michael Scott.
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FHgrad99
Vegeta
Never mind that s***, here comes Mongo!
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Post by FHgrad99 on Dec 14, 2007 17:08:31 GMT -5
If you wear a mask in public and get cheered for it, and it's not Halloween, then you might be a pro wrestler.
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