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Post by machinegun on Dec 20, 2007 23:43:00 GMT -5
He beat him up at Armageddon a few years ago
And now he beats him up on Impact
Something went wrong........
Perhaps Santa Claus raped him?
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 20, 2007 23:44:35 GMT -5
Santa Roberts ruined his wedding.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 20, 2007 23:45:30 GMT -5
If anyone should hate Santa, it's Dean Malenko, because Santa is the man of 1,000 ho's.
(Rim shot).
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 20, 2007 23:45:35 GMT -5
every heel in wrestling hates Santa because he always brings them coal
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Dec 20, 2007 23:46:01 GMT -5
If anyone should hate Santa, it's Dean Malenko, because Santa is the man of 1,000 ho's. (Rim shot). thats the Godfather, not Santa
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Post by SassovsHart on Dec 20, 2007 23:48:13 GMT -5
He beat him up at Armageddon a few years ago And now he beats him up on Impact Something went wrong........ Perhaps Santa Claus raped him? Actually he's only really beat up Santa once. That was Big Vito in the Santa costume a few years ago. However, tonight was the real Santa; Tenay and West told me so.
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Post by Adam Pacman Khan (akkilla) on Dec 20, 2007 23:48:18 GMT -5
every heel in wrestling hates Santa because he always brings them coal coal helps if they smoke shisha.
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Post by wwerules60 on Dec 21, 2007 0:26:37 GMT -5
every heel in wrestling hates Santa because he always brings them coal
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Post by Rube on Dec 21, 2007 0:49:07 GMT -5
The mall Santa popped a rod when lil' Kurt sat on his lap. Lil' Kurt made gave him an Olympic Slam and made the pedo tap. He also had a broken freakin' neck from a jungle gym accident earlier that day.
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Post by greate on Dec 21, 2007 7:21:58 GMT -5
Because Kurt is evil and evil people don't believe in Santa
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Post by willywonka666 on Dec 21, 2007 7:36:30 GMT -5
Because Kurt is evil and evil people don't believe in Santa Yea Kurt's a prick. i haven't liked him since he said Mr. Rogers was dead. Of course he is, but he said it in a real prickish context, like Kurt was great, because Fred Rogers was dead and didn't matter anymore. Maybe they were both from PA or something
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Post by lovingway on Dec 21, 2007 9:44:09 GMT -5
every heel in wrestling hates Santa because he always brings them coal I think they'd rather have the other coal. At least you can cook a hot dog over it
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Post by toodarkmark on Dec 21, 2007 10:28:40 GMT -5
I liked when they had the little girl crying when Angle was beating up Santa. And then the babyface Christian ran out to save Santa! From a wrapped gift no less! Boy I love that babyface Christian. Oh wait.
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Dec 21, 2007 11:31:38 GMT -5
I liked when they had the little girl crying when Angle was beating up Santa. And then the babyface Christian ran out to save Santa! From a wrapped gift no less! Boy I love that babyface Christian. Oh wait. So do I! What a great guy.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Dec 21, 2007 11:51:33 GMT -5
Angle's mad because he didn't get TWO Olympic gold medals in his stocking.
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 21, 2007 13:19:25 GMT -5
Angle saw mommy kissing santa claus.
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Post by lovingway on Dec 21, 2007 15:07:53 GMT -5
Angle saw mommy kissing santa claus. No Santa was bragging about Karen giving him a lap dance back in her stripper days to the boys and Kurt just taught him a lesson
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Post by Michael Coello on Dec 21, 2007 15:10:12 GMT -5
Angle did say that Kurt's daughter has Santa as her hero after Kurt won the Olympics, and that's why he hates Santa.
I'm just glad Birthday Boy Jesus didn't visit Eric instead....
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Post by Welfare Willis on Dec 21, 2007 17:41:52 GMT -5
Angle saw mommy kissing santa claus. No Santa was bragging about Karen giving him a lap dance back in her stripper days to the boys and Kurt just taught him a lesson Santa better bring pics or it's all lies.
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Post by Danimal on Dec 21, 2007 20:53:46 GMT -5
I just hope this isn't a change to boring face-Cage. He was so much better after the heel-turn.
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