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Post by ape on Dec 16, 2007 16:48:23 GMT -5
looking foolish is the whole point...and honestly, although i said it was out of anger, it'd be more to try and get a laugh out of virgil. and i never said i wanted him to look like a bad guy....but seriously, if i looked like a bad guy, that would be super....i've been trying to do that for years. i don't think it would be disrespectful at all...and i think virgil would get the reference...that's what started his only real push in the wrestling world. and while virgil may be an arrogant poopskull, he does have a sense of humor from what i saw the last time i met him. i think some of you guys are just taking the situation a tad too seriously. i honestly doubt the virg-meister would. modified note: i was just thinking....if this virgil stuff makes me a board heel, let me know and i'll stick with it. i've been trying to be a heel here since the ezboard days. Don't bother. why aren't you the pleasant one.
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Post by lovingway on Dec 16, 2007 16:49:08 GMT -5
Must be the Autorama series. Do this
Go up to him with a friend and say, "Oh, man Mike Jones. I love your music."
Your friend then says, "That's not Mike Jones the rapper, that's Mike Jones the wrestler."
"Oh" and then walk away
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Post by rzombie1988 on Dec 16, 2007 17:40:57 GMT -5
It also might seem to be kinda racist outside of the context of a wrestling ring. I don't really see how it is racist. The point of it has nothing to do with Virgil being black. Now if he made a comment about Virgil's race to add on to it, then it would be.
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 16, 2007 17:49:59 GMT -5
Virgils gonna kick your ass. Now that I pay money to see.
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Post by Reverend BTY on Dec 16, 2007 18:17:35 GMT -5
I say go with the Pat Patterson jokes.
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Post by messiah on Dec 16, 2007 18:55:07 GMT -5
Than go for it. But we expect pictures from when you get out of the hospital after the horrific beating he gives you. Heh I kid I kid. eh, beating schmeating. i'll just compliment him over how he beat bastion booger in booger's wwf debut on superstars...that should calm his savage soul. Yeah, because everyone just loves gimmick posters. If you were to go through with this, not only would it be incredibly disrespectful, it would just be asinine. And odds are it would be followed up the words "we're going to need you to vacate the premises." And unlike in wrestling, you don't to come back an hour later and hit Virgil with a chair and pose.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Dec 16, 2007 19:05:28 GMT -5
eh, beating schmeating. i'll just compliment him over how he beat bastion booger in booger's wwf debut on superstars...that should calm his savage soul. Yeah, because everyone just loves gimmick posters. If you were to go through with this, not only would it be incredibly disrespectful, it would just be asinine. And odds are it would be followed up the words "we're going to need you to vacate the premises." And unlike in wrestling, you don't to come back an hour later and hit Virgil with a chair and pose. Was just going to get to that. I'm sure with appearances, there will be some sort of security, whether it's just two big guys that work there, or some hired rent-a-cops. Either, way, it could turn ugly in a quick manner, and the long and short of it is that you'll be in trouble. Last thing you want is some jackass with an authority complex embellishing things and winding up with a tresspassing citation, or worse, finding out you're allergic to asinine "get even" routines when you break out in handcuffs. Besides, the Mike Jones thing sounds funnier than all hell anyway.
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Post by ape on Dec 17, 2007 1:46:20 GMT -5
eh, beating schmeating. i'll just compliment him over how he beat bastion booger in booger's wwf debut on superstars...that should calm his savage soul. Yeah, because everyone just loves gimmick posters. If you were to go through with this, not only would it be incredibly disrespectful, it would just be asinine. And odds are it would be followed up the words "we're going to need you to vacate the premises." And unlike in wrestling, you don't to come back an hour later and hit Virgil with a chair and pose. as i said before, this whole thing is a joke....and everyone is acting like i'm some serious guy who wants to humiliate virgil and make everyone hate me and punch elderly women in the face and urinate out the window of a moving car. what the heck happened to this place? as for the "oh, golly, not another gimmick poster blah, blah, blah"....again...it was a joke aimed more at the long-time posters who were around when i was a regular poster here....unfortunately, you folks are proving why i take long leaves of absence from the ol' wc forums. this place definitely ain't what it used to be. simply put, i don't recall ever saying that i'd actually do it...i said i was thinking of doing it....but i was also thinking of saving up money for a bird costume so i could go to fabio's house and jump at his nose. just 'cause i think of doing it, doesn't mean i'm going to. in closing, some of you need to lighten up....not take things so seriously....and good golly, down some chill pills.
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Post by dannyrctv on Dec 17, 2007 2:59:12 GMT -5
Virgil is the biggest douche bag I've ever head the displeasure of dealing with.I first met him at a sports memorabilia dealer's show back in 2000 or 2001.Lots of ex-football and baseball players were there signing autographs.Chyna was advertised to be there on the day I went and Virgil was there all 3 days.No one was at his table of course. I was there shooting for my TV show "Reality Check TV".My main goal was to interview Joanie "Chyna" Lauer(who recently left WWE) but I wanted to get Virgil as well.I figured he'd be easy and more accessible to get an interview with. So when we got there Virgil was just hanging out at this table by himself.I went up and introduced myself and immediately he signed a picture to me with out asking if I wanted one first.He began demanding $15 as he all ready signed it to me.He kept hustling me to fork over the cash.So I did.Basically if I'm going to ask the guy for an interview I guess it's only fair I at least buy one of his pics.I didn't want to though. So I explain to him I'm with a TV show and would like to do an interview with him.He told me to come back later he was busy now.Busy doing what?I wondered.Anyways my priority was Chyna she showed up for her signing but was in the designated ticket buyers area with the big league athletes. So an organizer for the event was trying to get Chyna for me but she had to get the ticket buyers first plus she was only there for a limited amount of time.Turned out she had a plane to catch and she just couldn't work it in. So I came back over to Virgil and asked if he had time now.The first thing he asks is "How much am I getting for this?" and I'm all "Excuse me?" Then he says "Hey man if you want to interview me I gotta get paid!You think Hulk Hogan or Chyna would just give you an interview for free man?" I went on to say how I've interviewed DDP,The Road Warriors,Booker T.,Jimmy Hart and he cuts me off going "But that's them man!You want to talk to me I gotta get paid!" I was floored and I totally wanted to cuss him out!I was totally insulted a career mid card jobber who made a name for himself riding other people's coat tails had the gall to think he's such a big star he has to get paid for an interview!I stood there dumb founded as he patted me on the belly and walked away laughing. To this day I wished I chewed him out and told him what a joke he was to have the nerve to act like that.The only reason I didn't was because I was put in a position where I had to conduct myself in a most professional manner.My good friend Dr.Mike Lano a respected journalist in the wrestling industry pulled strings with the organizers of the event and really put me over to them to get me in.He wasn't able to go so he wanted me to get some stuff for him to use in his column. The woman who was one of the head event organizers bent over back wards for me,treated me like royalty and tried really hard to get Chyna for us.So if I made a scene,it could have been bad for me and my show's reputation. But ever since then I've been wanting to get back at that S.O.B. and tell him nobody gives a damn about him and his career was a joke!I've even seen him a couple of times at other autograph events over the last few years.Most recently the disasterous Fan Fest in San Francisco which you can view a preview of here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8CXdrL43EI just ignore him.I could have easily walked up and talked trash to his face and as bad as I want to,why bother?Is it really worth it?Would he even remember me?That first time was the moment to do that but I kept my cool. If I ever do get the oppurtunity(I will see him again) I will do it but only if I get stuck in a predicament where I'd have to talk to him.Since then I've interviewed more wrestlers still way more famous than he ever was or will be including Chyna.So Screw that never was has been!
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Post by ape on Dec 17, 2007 3:20:16 GMT -5
Virgil is the biggest douche bag I've ever head the displeasure of dealing with.I first met him at a sports memorabilia dealer's show back in 2000 or 2001.Lots of ex-football and baseball players were there signing autographs.Chyna was advertised to be there on the day I went and Virgil was there all 3 days.No one was at his table of course. I was there shooting for my TV show "Reality Check TV".My main goal was to interview Joanie "Chyna" Lauer(who recently left WWE) but I wanted to get Virgil as well.I figured he'd be easy and more accessible to get an interview with. So when we got there Virgil was just hanging out at this table by himself.I went up and introduced myself and immediately he signed a picture to me with out asking if I wanted one first.He began demanding $15 as he all ready signed it to me.He kept hustling me to fork over the cash.So I did.Basically if I'm going to ask the guy for an interview I guess it's only fair I at least buy one of his pics.I didn't want to though. So I explain to him I'm with a TV show and would like to do an interview with him.He told me to come back later he was busy now.Busy doing what?I wondered.Anyways my priority was Chyna she showed up for her signing but was in the designated ticket buyers area with the big league athletes. So an organizer for the event was trying to get Chyna for me but she had to get the ticket buyers first plus she was only there for a limited amount of time.Turned out she had a plane to catch and she just couldn't work it in. So I came back over to Virgil and asked if he had time now.The first thing he asks is "How much am I getting for this?" and I'm all "Excuse me?" Then he says "Hey man if you want to interview me I gotta get paid!You think Hulk Hogan or Chyna would just give you an interview for free man?" I went on to say how I've interviewed DDP,The Road Warriors,Booker T.,Jimmy Hart and he cuts me off going "But that's them man!You want to talk to me I gotta get paid!" I was floored and I totally wanted to cuss him out!I was totally insulted a career mid card jobber who made a name for himself riding other people's coat tails had the gall to think he's such a big star he has to get paid for an interview!I stood there dumb founded as he patted me on the belly and walked away laughing. To this day I wished I chewed him out and told him what a joke he was to have the nerve to act like that.The only reason I didn't was because I was put in a position where I had to conduct myself in a most professional manner.My good friend Dr.Mike Lano a respected journalist in the wrestling industry pulled strings with the organizers of the event and really put me over to them to get me in.He wasn't able to go so he wanted me to get some stuff for him to use in his column. The woman who was one of the head event organizers bent over back wards for me,treated me like royalty and tried really hard to get Chyna for us.So if I made a scene,it could have been bad for me and my show's reputation. But ever since then I've been wanting to get back at that S.O.B. and tell him nobody gives a damn about him and his career was a joke!I've even seen him a couple of times at other autograph events over the last few years.Most recently the disasterous Fan Fest in San Francisco which you can view a preview of here www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq8CXdrL43EI just ignore him.I could have easily walked up and talked trash to his face and as bad as I want to,why bother?Is it really worth it?Would he even remember me?That first time was the moment to do that but I kept my cool. If I ever do get the oppurtunity(I will see him again) I will do it but only if I get stuck in a predicament where I'd have to talk to him.Since then I've interviewed more wrestlers still way more famous than he ever was or will be including Chyna.So Screw that never was has been! my experience was similar...except i found it more funny than angering....and i didn't want to interview him....and he charged me $20. i guess his rates are going up. on a funny side note, i spoke with lanny poffo later on that day...who is a great guy, by the way. when i asked for a photo and an autograph i asked him how much he was charging. he looked at me with a confused look and said "why would i charge you?" when i explained that there were a few others charging, poffo demanded i tell him who. i mentioned virgil's name. then poffo's face turned to a look of disgust and followed it up with a loud, genius-style voiced, censored here for the boards, "f-word him." but anyway, *points up above to the quote* see? now that's a bitter fellow.
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Post by Hensley on Dec 17, 2007 3:36:52 GMT -5
Yeah, I'd say he probably kick your ass dude. Of course, in you sneak up on him and slap on that Million Dollar Dream, you might get the advantage...
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Post by Display Name on Dec 17, 2007 14:14:28 GMT -5
Tell him you'll give him a job if he puts his hose on your desk. Sad thing is he hit on my mom once while i was on the phone with her, ewwww my mom almost smurfed the guy who smurfed Pat Paterson Yeah,that jackoff hit on my mom infront of me when she took me to a signing he was doing @ a sam's club about 12 years ago.As a protective 13 year old,I was pissed and instantly hated virgil...and my mom was grossed out.
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Post by pathogen on Dec 17, 2007 14:45:40 GMT -5
All seems a little freakish to me. If you don't like him, don't go. If you do like him, don't be a dick.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 17, 2007 15:30:10 GMT -5
Than go for it. But we expect pictures from when you get out of the hospital after the horrific beating he gives you. Heh I kid I kid. eh, beating schmeating. i'll just compliment him over how he beat bastion booger in booger's wwf debut on superstars...that should calm his savage soul. didnt booger beat virgil
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Post by Mister Yummy on Dec 20, 2007 2:51:02 GMT -5
Do it, and have a freind hiding with a video camera. Put it on Youtube. There will be many lulz.
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Post by Joie De Vivre on Dec 20, 2007 3:19:03 GMT -5
Show up with a guy pretending to be your lawyer and claim you're one of the kids he screwed out of $100 by kicking a basketball or something, and you're there to collect with interest. That's a brilliant idea. Edit: Hell yeah 3,000 posts. All without the use of steroids mind you.
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Post by Aceorton on Dec 20, 2007 3:19:15 GMT -5
Here's what you do: Ask him again to sign as Curly Bill. When he says no, say, "How about Shane?" When he says no, say, "How about "Repo Man?"
When he looks at you funny, say, "Come on, everyone knew it was you."
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Post by bradyfan on Dec 20, 2007 3:48:16 GMT -5
I thought he was Vincent not Shane?
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Post by Mister Yummy on Dec 23, 2007 4:10:13 GMT -5
He was Vincent in the nWo, and Shane in Standards and Practices.
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Post by Kash Flagg on Dec 23, 2007 4:38:33 GMT -5
Geez Ape is like the gentlest soul around and you guys are taking this way too seriously.
Things like this are why "I" want to take long leaves. You guys take this s*** too seriously...and for ME to say that says a lot.
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