The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 26, 2007 17:17:29 GMT -5
It seems that everytime I watch Smackdown, the camera cuts to a woman in the crowd holding a sign saying something the likes of "Spear me, Batista!" or "Marry me Batista! <3". Then you of course have the rumours that he's banged Melina and that Rebecca woman.
Now I'm no woman, but it seems reasonable enough to me that guys like Jeff Hardy and 90s HBK are attractive to the female population, but...Batista? Why? What the hell is it? Can any of our Female crappers help me out here?
Meh, just random thoughts as I'm watching Smackdown.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Oct 26, 2007 17:18:59 GMT -5
Either he has a 13-inch schlong or chicks really dig ringworm.
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Oct 26, 2007 17:22:37 GMT -5
He has da muskles.
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jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on Oct 26, 2007 17:26:41 GMT -5
He's a snazzy dresser.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 26, 2007 17:27:15 GMT -5
I believe SOME women like overly muscular and overly tattooed and pierced guys like Batista and the cameras especially focus on these women in order to show he has success, but I believe most women aren' t particularly attracted by him.
I mean yeah, he' s very manly, but is he handsome ? That' s another question.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Oct 26, 2007 17:28:49 GMT -5
The sign today said "Batista me, Baby! <3"
...I'm still trying to figure out what that means.
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Post by redbull on Oct 26, 2007 17:29:48 GMT -5
Girls mark for teh musclezzz!
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 26, 2007 17:30:44 GMT -5
The dude looks sharp in a suit, and has that confident presence, especially when in said suit.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Oct 26, 2007 17:30:51 GMT -5
Maybe there was a picture of a bomb next to it. They do that.
And honestly, I'm better-looking than Batista. I mean, at least I have a very slight Ben Affleck thing going. Dave looks like...well, I have no idea, but it's not as good-looking as me, and that's saying some shit.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 26, 2007 17:31:48 GMT -5
The sign today said "Batista me, Baby! <3" ...I'm still trying to figure out what that means.  Must be a hidden code... must be a hidden code... think think think... there must be a hidden code... must be a hidden code... think... |
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Joekishi
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Post by Joekishi on Oct 26, 2007 17:32:06 GMT -5
see if you were really that arrogant you'd get the ladies
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Post by Allison Reynolds on Oct 26, 2007 17:34:34 GMT -5
Yes, women do like him. Not too long ago when he was actually liked around the boards, women often referenced him as one of the sexiest wrestlers in wwe.
His character was a snazzy dresser, he had an aura of cool around him, he has muscles, and is manly. He was also calm intelligent and collected in 2005. He was good all around I suppose. I suppose alot of women prefer the manliness of Batista as opposed the pretty boy looks of Cena or Orton.
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Post by Jared Has Been Enlightened :) on Oct 26, 2007 17:34:45 GMT -5
He's a big, masculine guy. I know it's hard for you 5'8" 150 lb. Justin Timberlake wannabes to comprehend, but a lot of women prefer the rugged manly men to the metrosexuals of the world.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Oct 26, 2007 17:35:36 GMT -5
It's not the muscles, it's the suits. I have a female friend (no, really) who thinks Big Dave is hot because of the way he dresses.
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The F'N Captain
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Post by The F'N Captain on Oct 26, 2007 17:36:06 GMT -5
He's really muscley and comes off as an arrogant prick.
Honestly, for some reason, some ladies love that.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 26, 2007 17:39:47 GMT -5
He's a big, masculine guy. I know it's hard for you 5'8" 150 lb. Justin Timberlake wannabes to comprehend, but a lot of women prefer the rugged manly men to the metrosexuals of the world. There' s a difference between rugged manly and non-humanly ripped like he is. And I surely don' t want to be Justin Timberlake. I have nothing against the guy, but I just don' t want to be him. And no need to be an ass with the other Crappers. |
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Post by Si on Oct 26, 2007 17:41:58 GMT -5
The sign today said "Batista me, Baby! <3" ...I'm still trying to figure out what that means. Must be a hidden code... must be a hidden code... think think think... there must be a hidden code... must be a hidden code... think... BASKET_BALL THIS_SUNDAY.NEEDBK WALK:MI.PIT_DNGR Anyway, some chicks dig muscles and are really shallow that way. :/ |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Oct 26, 2007 17:43:14 GMT -5
He's a big, masculine guy. I know it's hard for you 5'8" 150 lb. Justin Timberlake wannabes to comprehend, but a lot of women prefer the rugged manly men to the metrosexuals of the world. There' s a difference between rugged manly and non-humanly ripped like he is. And I surely don' t want to be Justin Timberlake. I have nothing against the guy, but I just don' t want to be him. And no need to be an ass with the other Crappers. He didn't really call out anyone in particular did he? It's kinda hilarious that not a single female has weighed in as I'm typing this, but I think at least some of them will support my initial assertion, just based on what I've gathered from comments on 'Tista in the past. Awesome suit/being put togethert+ cool confidence= women diggin' ya. |
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Post by Joekishi on Oct 26, 2007 17:46:22 GMT -5
Yes, women do like him. Not too long ago when he was actually liked around the boards, women often referenced him as one of the sexiest wrestlers in wwe. His character was a snazzy dresser, he had an aura of cool around him, he has muscles, and is manly. He was also calm intelligent and collected in 2005. He was good all around I suppose. I suppose alot of women prefer the manliness of Batista as opposed the pretty boy looks of Cena or Orton. you pretty much nailed it |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Oct 26, 2007 17:46:26 GMT -5
There' s a difference between rugged manly and non-humanly ripped like he is. And I surely don' t want to be Justin Timberlake. I have nothing against the guy, but I just don' t want to be him. And no need to be an ass with the other Crappers. He didn't really call out anyone in particular did he? True, he insulted the WrestleCrappers as a whole... I' d assume it' s worse but hey. |
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