Ben Wyatt
Crow T. Robot
Are You Gonna Go My Way?
I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Jan 1, 2008 12:05:40 GMT -5
Her parents suck. Look no further than the bangup job on the other kid. Eve scarier, the mother as going to release a parenting book  And the title better be "How NOT to raise kids" |
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jan 1, 2008 13:28:50 GMT -5
Eve scarier, the mother as going to release a parenting book And the title better be "How NOT to raise kids" Here's a better title: "IF I Raised Them.." |
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Jan 1, 2008 14:01:03 GMT -5
I think we're all missing the most important aspect of this story:
Which begs the question, exactly how much money does it take for a man to throw his entire life away at age 18?
If I were Aldridge, these would've been some ferious negotiations. I mean, he KNOWS that the Spears family has money, so he had to have driven the price up big time.
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Post by Captain Wonderful on Jan 1, 2008 16:57:41 GMT -5
I think we're all missing the most important aspect of this story: Which begs the question, exactly how much money does it take for a man to throw his entire life away at age 18? If I were Aldridge, these would've been some ferious negotiations. I mean, he KNOWS that the Spears family has money, so he had to have driven the price up big time. So, am I the only one who sees the massive irony in the family helping the guy "avoid the shame of an under-age sex scandal?" And, also, I'm saddened to see that nobody appreciates how hard it was for me to find a picture of the 1991 Denver Broncos.  |
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Post by Ravishing Rob Rude on Jan 1, 2008 17:07:56 GMT -5
I think we're all missing the most important aspect of this story: Which begs the question, exactly how much money does it take for a man to throw his entire life away at age 18? If I were Aldridge, these would've been some ferious negotiations. I mean, he KNOWS that the Spears family has money, so he had to have driven the price up big time. So, am I the only one who sees the massive irony in the family helping the guy "avoid the shame of an under-age sex scandal?" And, also, I'm saddened to see that nobody appreciates how hard it was for me to find a picture of the 1991 Denver Broncos. I got the joke, and thought it was funny. But yeah this whole story is just so out of hand now. This story was out of hand when it first broke. |
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Max
Hank Scorpio
Played Radar on M*A*S*H
im smokin skunk and poppin the truck to make me feel good
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Post by Max on Jan 1, 2008 17:13:09 GMT -5
Kobe Bryant is the father. It's obvious guys/
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 1, 2008 19:49:55 GMT -5
*crosses fingers for KFed* In all seriousness, I don't think she got taken advantage of. Methinks we underestimate the female sex drive. There is some truth to that statement ... |
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Jan 1, 2008 20:08:19 GMT -5
Can I be the father of Morgan Webb's baby? Wait your turn. Line forms to the left.  |
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Post by Hypnotix on Jan 1, 2008 20:42:14 GMT -5
Can I be the father of Morgan Webb's baby? Wait your turn. Line forms to the left.  Damn, I'm number 2,216. |
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Post by angryfan on Jan 1, 2008 20:50:01 GMT -5
man that's one messed up family. when your daughter is only 16 and you want to play up like someone else is the father. you really should have chossen another 16 year old? avoid sex scandal? SHE'S 16!!!! Fantastic, isn't it? He's not just a 19 y/o in a committed relationship with an underage girl, he's a 19 y/o "allegedly" nailing multiple partners and, apparently, so is she. Wowser. I'll go ahead and allibi, it wasn't me this time. Seriously, stop staring, it wasn't. |
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Bobeddy
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Made a Terrible Mistake
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Post by Bobeddy on Jan 1, 2008 20:51:27 GMT -5
 LEAVE JAMIE ALONE! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2008 21:25:32 GMT -5
 HE DID IT FOR DA ROCK! |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 1, 2008 21:31:17 GMT -5
Is Chris Crocker the father
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Jan 1, 2008 22:32:28 GMT -5
Is Chris Crocker the father Chris Croker hates vaginas. There's no way he could be the father. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 1, 2008 22:46:21 GMT -5
LEAVE JAMIE ALONE! This dude hates vaginas so why the hell would he care? (Yes it is a dude...supposedly) |
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 1, 2008 22:51:19 GMT -5
LEAVE JAMIE ALONE! This dude hates vaginas so why the hell would he care? (Yes it is a dude...supposedly) I don't believe you. |
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 1, 2008 22:53:18 GMT -5
Oh, it's true.
It's TRUE!
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 1, 2008 23:11:35 GMT -5
This dude hates vaginas so why the hell would he care? (Yes it is a dude...supposedly) I don't believe you. You can see his frank and beans in a pic where he recreated Britney's vag flashing. |
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 2, 2008 0:50:11 GMT -5
You can see his frank and beans in a pic where he recreated Britney's vag flashing. Link? ;D......... |
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Post by Dick Foley on Jan 2, 2008 0:53:20 GMT -5
Ok, if I cannot be the father of Morgan Webb's baby. I call Hayden Pantyterrie.
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