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Post by bagsley on Jan 2, 2008 23:15:27 GMT -5
Don't cry Bags, the baby is the balance that shall smite the hippies. Only through half hippies can we truley gain insite into our enemy. I love you Bagsley, I am doing this for the good of the world. Tell Rube to stop drinking after he pukes up blood for me. Not if the child is raised to be a hippie. The union of hippie and hippie-hater is foretold in the Tomes of the Hippie as the beginning of a new age of hippie dominance. So it is written. So it shall be. All hail the hippie! If you look upon the ancient book that was handed down from God to the JSquad it is written that so shall come a team and that team will do everything to come and take care of all the hippies of the land. We shall go to every gas station, bar, church, it don't matter. For the team is truly Ruthless. And backed by the evil eyes of RWS and Dbear. And the angry drunk antics of RUBE, we shall win the war. The Book Of Bagsley Chapter 3
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:15:35 GMT -5
Prince is a hippie? F***, Bags, did you know this? Put the Barry White on. Barry White is a friend to the hippie. There's nowhere you can run, Johnny... you're destined to be a hippie. Bags, I need your advice here.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 2, 2008 23:15:56 GMT -5
Indeed. Further proof that Johnny is really a hippie in denial. Prince is a hippie? F***, Bags, did you know this? Put the Barry White on.
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Post by bagsley on Jan 2, 2008 23:16:14 GMT -5
Indeed. Further proof that Johnny is really a hippie in denial. Prince is a hippie? F***, Bags, did you know this? Put the Barry White on. All I brought was Prince and Zappa, so is Billy The Mountain ok?
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:17:02 GMT -5
Prince is a hippie? F***, Bags, did you know this? Put the Barry White on. Thats a seductress look. Alright kids, me and trixie and Bags are off to make half hippie babies now.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2008 23:17:03 GMT -5
Not if the child is raised to be a hippie. The union of hippie and hippie-hater is foretold in the Tomes of the Hippie as the beginning of a new age of hippie dominance. So it is written. So it shall be. All hail the hippie! If you look upon the ancient book that was handed down from God to the JSquad it is written that so shall come a team and that team will do everything to come and take care of all the hippies of the land. We shall go to every gas station, bar, church, it don't matter. For the team is truly Ruthless. And backed by the evil eyes of RWS and Dbear. And the angry drunk antics of RUBE, we shall win the war. The Book Of Bagsley Chapter 3 But when even the leader of the JSquad succombs to the love of the hippies, how can the others not follow?
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:17:55 GMT -5
If you look upon the ancient book that was handed down from God to the JSquad it is written that so shall come a team and that team will do everything to come and take care of all the hippies of the land. We shall go to every gas station, bar, church, it don't matter. For the team is truly Ruthless. And backed by the evil eyes of RWS and Dbear. And the angry drunk antics of RUBE, we shall win the war. The Book Of Bagsley Chapter 3 But when even the leader of the JSquad succombs to the love of the hippies, how can the others not follow? Ahem. I don't love her. I wuv her.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 2, 2008 23:18:15 GMT -5
Thats a seductress look. Alright kids, me and trixie and Bags are off to make half hippie babies now. I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:18:47 GMT -5
Thats a seductress look. Alright kids, me and trixie and Bags are off to make half hippie babies now. I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags. Bags, is the cooperation room ready?
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2008 23:19:24 GMT -5
Thats a seductress look. Alright kids, me and trixie and Bags are off to make half hippie babies now. I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags. I think it was implied that it'd be him and Bags. I mean, remember, Johnny is really a hippie. Meaning any children you two had would be pure-blooded hippies. So he'd have to use Bags to produce a half-blooded hippie.
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Post by bagsley on Jan 2, 2008 23:19:46 GMT -5
If you look upon the ancient book that was handed down from God to the JSquad it is written that so shall come a team and that team will do everything to come and take care of all the hippies of the land. We shall go to every gas station, bar, church, it don't matter. For the team is truly Ruthless. And backed by the evil eyes of RWS and Dbear. And the angry drunk antics of RUBE, we shall win the war. The Book Of Bagsley Chapter 3 But when even the leader of the JSquad succombs to the love of the hippies, how can the others not follow? I was raised from a jobber to an upper midcarder around here by Johnny, and if he were to happen to leave then it would be like him superkicking me then throwing me through the barbershop window, it would be tragic.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2008 23:19:52 GMT -5
But when even the leader of the JSquad succombs to the love of the hippies, how can the others not follow? Ahem. I don't love her. I wuv her. Oh. Right. Sorry. Hippie.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 2, 2008 23:20:11 GMT -5
I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags. I think it was implied that it'd be him and Bags. I mean, remember, Johnny is really a hippie. Meaning any children you two had would be pure-blooded hippies. So he'd have to use Bags to produce a half-blooded hippie. Bags has a vagina?
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:20:49 GMT -5
I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags. I think it was implied that it'd be him and Bags. I mean, remember, Johnny is really a hippie. Meaning any children you two had would be pure-blooded hippies. So he'd have to use Bags to produce a half-blooded hippie. Ahem, Johnny Chapter 7 verse 4 So the temptress of evil words shall fall beqeuith the Queen of Evils feet. Then the Phoenix of our Lord and Justice shall perserver. With these words we shall rise.
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Post by bagsley on Jan 2, 2008 23:20:50 GMT -5
I never said I was going to make babies with you. But I'll watch you and Bags. Bags, is the cooperation room ready? Please have a seat and take a number. The room is about ready.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2008 23:21:15 GMT -5
But when even the leader of the JSquad succombs to the love of the hippies, how can the others not follow? I was raised from a jobber to an upper midcarder around here by Johnny, and if he were to happen to leave then it would be like him superkicking me then throwing me through the barbershop window, it would be tragic. You could join the hippies as well. A united Johnny Squadren and Hippie Persuasion would be a dominant force. Main event easily.
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Post by bagsley on Jan 2, 2008 23:22:05 GMT -5
I think it was implied that it'd be him and Bags. I mean, remember, Johnny is really a hippie. Meaning any children you two had would be pure-blooded hippies. So he'd have to use Bags to produce a half-blooded hippie. Bags has a vagina? I didnt the last time I checked but you never know its been a long night.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 2, 2008 23:22:10 GMT -5
I think it was implied that it'd be him and Bags. I mean, remember, Johnny is really a hippie. Meaning any children you two had would be pure-blooded hippies. So he'd have to use Bags to produce a half-blooded hippie. Bags has a vagina? I'm not sure. Maybe Jenny will be the mother.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 2, 2008 23:22:36 GMT -5
I'd just like to say Johnny, it was great choking you last night, you're the first bear I've ever been with...and the last...shave your damn back boy
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Post by Johnny on Jan 2, 2008 23:22:40 GMT -5
I was raised from a jobber to an upper midcarder around here by Johnny, and if he were to happen to leave then it would be like him superkicking me then throwing me through the barbershop window, it would be tragic. You could join the hippies as well. A united Johnny Squadren and Hippie Persuasion would be a dominant force. Main event easily. Main event? Rube wouldn't be happy with the merger.
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