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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:02:20 GMT -5
Good point, maybe the hippie tobbaco willl make us move past that. I don't think it's strong enough. I just get really, really hammered before we go. One of the lower ranking J Sqauders will have to be in charge of keeping me from falling into the bonfire though. Defintly. We have to go into this hippie dance ritual on our turf. And by turf I mean drunk off our asses.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:02:51 GMT -5
It's that damn goat costume and mask you wore, it obscured your vision. Taking that comment with your previous comment about Johnny being there to smurf a goat makes me question any desire to go to these meetings. Next time, I'll show up uninvited to spy. And take pictures. Relax, Johnny doesn't believe in premartial animal sex.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 1, 2008 23:04:35 GMT -5
Taking that comment with your previous comment about Johnny being there to smurf a goat makes me question any desire to go to these meetings. Next time, I'll show up uninvited to spy. And take pictures. Relax, Johnny doesn't believe in premartial animal sex. But he bagged alot of babes last night.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:04:44 GMT -5
Taking that comment with your previous comment about Johnny being there to smurf a goat makes me question any desire to go to these meetings. Next time, I'll show up uninvited to spy. And take pictures. Relax, Johnny doesn't believe in premartial animal sex. Good to know. Breeding half-human/half-animal monstrosities before sanctifying your union is just wrong.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 1, 2008 23:06:15 GMT -5
God, I love this thread.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:06:31 GMT -5
Relax, Johnny doesn't believe in premartial animal sex. But he bagged alot of babes last night. If you mean I put a lot of chicks (baby chickens) in bags, then yes I did. I gotta keep the veal factorys alive!
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:06:57 GMT -5
Relax, Johnny doesn't believe in premartial animal sex. Good to know. Breeding half-human/half-animal monstrosities before sanctifying your union is just wrong. After the union it is perfectly fine.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:08:15 GMT -5
Good to know. Breeding half-human/half-animal monstrosities before sanctifying your union is just wrong. After the union it is perfectly fine. Agreed. Particularly if the offspring of your union is a minotaur.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 1, 2008 23:08:33 GMT -5
But he bagged alot of babes last night. If you mean I put a lot of chicks (baby chickens) in bags, then yes I did. I gotta keep the veal factorys alive! No no, I mean the part about the pretend goat having sex with all the naked hippy women.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:11:19 GMT -5
If you mean I put a lot of chicks (baby chickens) in bags, then yes I did. I gotta keep the veal factorys alive! No no, I mean the part about the pretend goat having sex with all the naked hippy women. Wait... what? In that case, disregard my comments about not wanting to be invited. I'll pretend to be a goat anytime if it comes with hordes of naked hippy women.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:12:11 GMT -5
Those hippie women better be married or THEY ARE SINNING!
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 1, 2008 23:12:39 GMT -5
WELL YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!!!
HAHAHA...wait...
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:13:55 GMT -5
WELL YA BETTER GO CATCH IT!!! HAHAHA...wait... Catch what? Herpies? Your disgusting.
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:14:38 GMT -5
Those hippie women better be married or THEY ARE SINNING! You forget, I'm not really a goat. So the rule about having to wed a non-human animal before performing sexual acts with it doesn't apply here.
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 1, 2008 23:18:06 GMT -5
No no, I mean the part about the pretend goat having sex with all the naked hippy women. Wait... what? In that case, disregard my comments about not wanting to be invited. I'll pretend to be a goat anytime if it comes with hordes of naked hippy women. They especially liked what you did with your horns. I think they might ask you back.
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:19:37 GMT -5
Wait... what? In that case, disregard my comments about not wanting to be invited. I'll pretend to be a goat anytime if it comes with hordes of naked hippy women. They especially liked what you did with your horns. I think they might ask you back. Hey dude, if I slip you a not being shot in the head card, can I borrow the suit for like a half hour during the dance?
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:22:10 GMT -5
They especially liked what you did with your horns. I think they might ask you back. YES! ACCEPTANCE AT LAST!!! Hey dude, if I slip you a not being shot in the head card, can I borrow the suit for like a half hour during the dance? Sure. I'm all about sharing the love. But don't I have one of those for the advice thing, or did it expire already?
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Post by trixiedust on Jan 1, 2008 23:24:05 GMT -5
Those hippie women better be married or THEY ARE SINNING! Sin is good, isn't it? o_0
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Post by Mr. Emoticon Man, TF Fan on Jan 1, 2008 23:25:08 GMT -5
Those hippie women better be married or THEY ARE SINNING! Sin is good, isn't it? o_0 Sin is very good, when it involved women sinning with me. By the way, trixiedust, since this originally started 'cause you mentioned that you were at the dancing of the naked hippies... dare I ask if you were one of the women I made it with while disguised as a farm animal?
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Post by Johnny on Jan 1, 2008 23:27:03 GMT -5
They especially liked what you did with your horns. I think they might ask you back. YES! ACCEPTANCE AT LAST!!! Hey dude, if I slip you a not being shot in the head card, can I borrow the suit for like a half hour during the dance? Sure. I'm all about sharing the love. But don't I have one of those for the advice thing, or did it expire already? Oh thats right you have a card. What if I give you one so Rube doesn't hurt you?
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