Post by HRH The KING on Jan 4, 2008 14:47:38 GMT -5
brakndwntehwallz said:
What do you guys do when something happens and no matter how hard you try, you can't stop feeling like you're going to f***ing explode?Today, I ordered a personalized cake for someone's birthday and sat it in the backseat of my car with some other bags around it so it wouldn't slide. Drive carefully all the way home only to lose my footing as I'm walking up a iced over wheelchair ramp and started to fall, but lucky for me, the $40 f***ing cake was there to break my fall. Sure, the cake can still be eaten because it was covered, but if I wanted a regular ass cake, I'd have paid 9 f***ing dollars for one and not had it decorated and all that bulls***.
I wish I was done with this topic, but I'm not.
So I have a dentist appointment today as well. My dentist is a friend of the family who's wife just had a baby in November. She was there with the baby, so I decided I'd say hello and see how they were doing. In the process, I began holding the little guy and he spit up a little bit on my brand new hoody. No big deal, spit washes out. So I come home and remove the shirt in a hurry and toss it in the washer, forgetting that my BRAND NEW MOTHER F***ING $200 IPOD WAS CLIPPED TO THE INSIDE OF THE POCKET! After going through a whole wash cycle and nearly 2 hours of being dried, I have a half melted Ipod that I'm going to have to call and explain to my mother tomorrow why I no longer have the gift I damn near begged her to buy me for Christmas.
Did I mention I chose TODAY of all f***ing days to quit smoking weed? My stress level is so high right now, I don't know how to handle feeling like this without smoking myself stupid.
Mother f*** 2008, already.
You have to remember, it's only a cake and a music playing device.
No big deal.
Relatively trivial in the greater sense of the universe and life.