Chainsaw
T
A very BAD man.
It is what it is
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Post by Chainsaw on Mar 12, 2008 10:06:54 GMT -5
I have a girlfriend, but I know some of you guys with girlfriends have a girl that you sort of admire from afar. Doesn't mean you're going to act on it, but don't lie. There's this girl in my organic chemistry class. She is smurfing HOT! And she's really smart as well, which makes me think even more highly of her. I love my girlfriend, but if she dumped me I know EXACTLY who I'd be asking out ASAP haha And yeah sorry, no pictures because, well I don't really know her so having pics of her would be really creepy. Sadly I know all about those girls. The ones who you sit back and think "Well, if SHE ever dumps me, there's always....." then you start to wonder what it would be like, even if you know your girlfriend would never dump you because you're practically made of deep-fried awesome, so your mind starts to innocently wander and you're like "Okay, suppose she died in a traffic accident, GOD FORBID....how long should I wait before I go after the other girl? Is she even really INTERESTED in me or am I just imagining it. It's probably just me...but, still........" Then you realize you've been thinking horrible thoughts again and furiously take the razor blade up and down your forearms once again. .....not that I do that or anything. You may have to have somebody look at that.
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Mar 12, 2008 10:09:37 GMT -5
Sadly I know all about those girls. The ones who you sit back and think "Well, if SHE ever dumps me, there's always....." then you start to wonder what it would be like, even if you know your girlfriend would never dump you because you're practically made of deep-fried awesome, so your mind starts to innocently wander and you're like "Okay, suppose she died in a traffic accident, GOD FORBID....how long should I wait before I go after the other girl? Is she even really INTERESTED in me or am I just imagining it. It's probably just me...but, still........" Then you realize you've been thinking horrible thoughts again and furiously take the razor blade up and down your forearms once again. .....not that I do that or anything. You may have to have somebody look at that. Brother, I don't think they'd know where to start. ;D
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DJ Peapod
Samurai Cop
RKO...Romantically Evil
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Post by DJ Peapod on Mar 12, 2008 10:28:39 GMT -5
![](http://photos-p.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v157/176/48/30120780/n30120780_32687935_2931.jpg) Her name is Katie...she lives a floor above me, and apperently she still has a thing for me...and I'm not completely crushing her because she kinda likes the sauce a bit...and I'm clean living...but still she's cute, and fun, and watches some wrestling
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Post by spinachchin on Mar 12, 2008 11:12:18 GMT -5
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Claw died
Mike the Goon
I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Mar 12, 2008 11:27:59 GMT -5
![](http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/orange-crush.jpg) Orange Crush kicks ass. Pssh. Orange Crush, schmorange schmush! Grape is where it's at! ![](http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/icountpotaters/31FATT85XTL_AA225_.jpg)
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Splinter
Don Corleone
Picard really hates fat kids
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Post by Splinter on Mar 12, 2008 11:36:40 GMT -5
Ginger Reyes from the Smashing Pumpkins and my friend's slightly younger sister
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Mar 12, 2008 12:17:51 GMT -5
![](http://www.hometownfavorites.com/images/orange-crush.jpg) Orange Crush kicks ass. Pssh. Orange Crush, schmorange schmush! Grape is where it's at! ![](http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/icountpotaters/31FATT85XTL_AA225_.jpg) They're both tasty.
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Tiiulicious
Bubba Ho-Tep
Not much upstairs, but what a staircase! :)
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Post by Tiiulicious on Mar 12, 2008 16:31:42 GMT -5
Celeb one: Matt Hardy. He's tasty and I'd want to do unspeakable things to him. ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Real life: My gorgeous, sexy Irish boyfriend. Dark, handsome and has a killer accent. Plus he's the sweetest, nicest guy I have ever met and he's even learning Finnish for me (I'm half-Finnish and currently living there). He's a keeper.
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