Off-Topic Honesty Thread: Let's do it right.

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- I've never had a serious girlfriend, or any "girlfriend" at all for more than a week. There was the one girl who I had a mini fling with, and it may have gone somewhere, until she met some douche.

- I'm afraid of spiders. All of them, except the really tiny ones. In fact, my brother just 5 minutes ago found one and threw it at me, so I clotheslined him then put him in the camel clutch. He just found the spider in his hair. So yeah, I hate spiders. Yet I love snakes.

- If limited to one type of food for the rest of my life, I would create an Italian-Mexican hybrid. I just love them both so damn much.

- I've been doing basically nothing with my life for the last year. I've blown all my savings, and although I've been looking for a job since September, it's taken me til now to have a good chance of getting a job. I guess there's no market for people who quit University because it sucked, and only have a few months worth of job experience.

- I'd rather lose any of my other senses than my hearing. I love heavy metal too much to lose it.

- My nipples are large.

- For as long as I can remember, I've wanted to be a writer of some sort. Author, screenwriter, journalist - anything. I love getting my thoughts and ideas into real, visible words. It's only now I'm really getting anywhere though, with a TV series I'm writing coming along quite nicely. Look out for Scottish comedy drama "Notes" hitting screens in the near future

- I need a piss.

- I bottle my emotions up until I reach breaking point. I don't like talking about things unless I feel that I really have to.

- I'm shy, and as such have problems talking to people I don't know. It takes me a while to really get to know people because of this, and even longer before I feel I can be myself around them.

- One time in a Psychology group in Uni, we were given an assignment to match celebrities up with their other halves based on what we know about them, and on their physical appearances. I don't remember who else there was, but Michael Parkinson and Michael J Fox were both there. I pointed at Michael J Fox and said "look, there's two Michael Parkinsons!" Of the group of four, my best friend nearly crapped himself from laughing so hard, a guy I barely knew was cracking up, and the girl in the group was completely shocked and never spoke to me again. Worth it.

And I'm done for now.

[Annette]

-I hate nature. It's a beautiful spring day and I'd rather be inside, with the A/C on, reading a good book.
-I wear ugly underwear on a regular basis. Why? It's cheap, clean & comfortable.
-I found it very hard to give my mom the love & understanding she needed when my step-dad died. Why? She's a drama queen and for YEARS needed love & understanding from everyone over the simplest, stupidest and littlest things... so when a legit situation came around, I had nothing to give her. She already used up her sympathy minutes.
-I LIKE the fact I have a large chest. NO, it doesn't give me back aches. NO, I don't want a boob reduction.
-I love 70s & 80s rock.
-I will deliberately avoid movies that people rave about, almost like I don't want to see it simply because everyone else has - including Napoleon Dynomite, Borat and Juno.
-I hate women who have abortions - not because I'm anti-abortion, but because I want to be pregnant and they're just throwing it away.

Apr 18, 2008 16:47:26 GMT -5 jamofpearls said:

I'll be turning 30 this year, but i still feel more like i'm 23-24.

I'll be 31 in 17 days, I feel the same way.

[Max]

- I'm tired of the fickleness of the IWC "Batista is awesome, hope he beats HHH" to "LOL SUNDAYZ BAKSETBALLZ R00Lz!1!! iDd rathater whatch khali Match!11!" and "Cena sucks" to "Cena is t3h g0od!1 he cud wrestle!1" and people HATED Biker Taker and longed for deadman, when deadman comes back they want biker!?


and yes anyone who doesn't agree with me types like "Th11as!11"

[Rodney the Piper]

I take way too many recreational drugs

I havent slept in like 4 days, and no meth isnt a drug i am on.

I HATE Pink Floyd with a passion. Same goes for the Grateful Dead.

Halloween 3 to me, is the worst movie ever put on film.

Last but not least, people who wash their boats are morons. It goes in the water.

[Bob Schlapowitz]

-I just don't get the appeal of anime, and never will.

-I had a serious drinking problem a few years back, but got it under control.

-People who wear T-shirts of bands they don't listen to just to be "ironic" are annoying.

-I don't understand why "No Country For Old Men" is thought so highly of. I thought it was terrible.

-I am a big fan of DC Comics characters, but I've given up on comics, because of the every six month "Huge company spanning crossover that will change everything about everything usually involving the word CRISIS"

-I have a serious fetish for women wearing pantyhose/nylons/tights.

-I served five years in the Army from 1996-2001*

-The Day I was originally supposed to be discharged was Sept. 11, 2001.

-I have hair past my shoulders, but it's going to have to go soon, because I'm starting to get a Shawn Michaels-esque M shaped hairline.

After a couple of drinks, I'll probably have more to add to this.


* There is a long story attached to this!

[Max]

I hate preachy assholes, too.

[General Adam]

A few more
-I am afraid of heights.
-The shortest job I ever had was three weeks.*
-Batista is one of my favorite wrestlers.
-Youtube is awesome but not the people.
-I have been looking for a job for about two months and so far I had only two call backs.


*Long story

[Max]

I want to know all these long stories

[DUTHTY]

I've "used" the Chyna playboy more than the Torrie, Sable, Ashley and Maria ones --





combined.

[Milkman Norm]

Apr 18, 2008 15:23:59 GMT -5 BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps said:

- I'm a die-hard Cardinal fan and I think it's a crime that Ron Santo isn't in Cooperstown.

Amen Brother

[samachine]

Apr 18, 2008 20:04:33 GMT -5 DUTHTY said:

I've "used" the Chyna playboy more than the Torrie, Sable, Ashley and Maria ones --





combined.

What about the Christy one?

[The Ichi]

- I hate PDA. It annoys me. However, I could imagine myself doing it a lot if I had someone. Hypocritical, I know.

- I don't understand "straight edge" people. To me, you either want to have a smoke/drink etc or you don't. Don't toot around this label like it makes you special or something.

- I have pretty bad paranoia issues and when I'm in a relationship I get jealous easily. Basically, my lovelife is f***ed unless I can overcome it.

- I prefer working long hours to short ones. Not because of the pay (although that obviously helps), but because I love the feeling of coming home at the end of the day and relaxing afterwards, and feeling sore, but achieved.

- I crack my knuckles way more than what is probably considered healthy.

- I love most crime movies, but I've never been able to sit through The Godfather without becomming bored.

- I love buying books. However, I don't like to read unless it's a really good book. I just like to buy them....yep.

[Janitor From Mars]

I hate smarks and smarkish behavior.

[sunwukong]

I'm deathly afraid of only two things in this world- heights and fish larger than five feet in length.

[Brick Killed a Guy]

-- Despite having friends who enjoy it, I still don't understand what makes anime so appealing.

-- I hate when the term "sold out" is used so loosely. As long as you're not killing people or making people around you miserable for more money, I really don't see what's wrong with going after bigger and better things. I especially hate when this term is used in music. Like let's say an underground band suddenly hits it big. They don't really change their style. They're just more available to the mainstream. All of a sudden, I see people who used to be big fans suddenly turn their backs on them because they "sold out". The truth is, those fans are just bitter that they're not "my little band" anymore.

-- I don't like it when women who have a boyfriend fail to mention them for months, then all of a sudden act like they've been in love the whole time. It can be very misleading, and makes you question whether they actually have strong feelings for their significant other. If you're with somebody, say it proudly. It's not like you're a celebrity trying to hide a secret.

[joeman]

-I watch ROH and like it, but I can't really get into it because it reeks of elitism by fans that is almost always putting down the WWE.

-While the WWE have major faults, it is no different than any shit the mainstream media is putting on today. I defend the company mostly because I believe they get a lot of unnecessary slack.

-Love Rush with passion, even more so more when I get older. I love songs that have meaning and uplifting, and absolutely despise songs that are too depressing, except in the case of Alice In Chains.

-I slept with 5 women in my life. Sadly, two of these were paid for as I don't understand women and how they react. From experiences, when I treat them like shit, they get really interested in me and whenever I try being nice, I always get a cold sholder.

-The State of Florida can burn in hell for all I care for.

-I love my parents and wished I have never moved out of the house last year. Unforunately, they bother the hell out of me sometimes with questions like "when are you going to finish school" or "when are getting a girlfriend".

-While I am not religious anymore, I do hold the notion of love and compassion the Christian faith is suppose to be teaching. I believe that the world needs more agape love.

-I am not sure if the world is going to end in 2012. I am not sure what is going to happen in 2012.

-Without going political, I just want to say I hate Bush with a passion.

-I love this forum and enjoy posting everyday. I enjoy the humor people here bring and the tolerance you don't get in other forums.

-I don't play much video games as I used to since my hobby now is playing the guitar. I am no virtuoso but I do know how to play simple songs like "Rock and Roll All Night" by Kiss.

-The internet can be the most beautiful thing in the world and at the same time the most horrible creation put out by man

-I find darker haired women more attractive than blondes. It could be bias since I have strong Mediterranean features myself.

-For all the douchbagery Oasis does, I do enjoy their music

-I love biting on things.

-6'3 and 240 yet I feel like I'm 300 pounds most of the time

-I do enjoy swimming once in a while

[longdogga]

- i do stuff i hate yet avoid stuff i enjoy example football

[Joie De Vivre]

Apr 19, 2008 0:00:01 GMT -5 @joeman said:

-Love Rush with passion, even more so more when I get older. I love songs that have meaning and uplifting, and absolutely despise songs that are too depressing, except in the case of Alice In Chains.

Hell yeah. Same here bro.


I'm afraid of being honest because a few people here have ridiculed me. But I'm willing it to give it a shot again.


I'm half El Salvadorian and half Guatmalan.

I enjoy college and have made a few mutual friends in the process. However I wish I could be friends with the girls that are out there but so far there hasn't been any success. I start to worry that there's something wrong with me; But then I tell myself, that maybe there's some phenomenom protecting from an unbearable future with this person ;D.

I've been playing guitar for the last 7 years. I wish I could "jam" with other musicians but it's very hard to find people who aren't A)lazy or B)musical elitist.

I hate when my sister and her boyfriend are around the house. Whenever she brings him over they wind up fighting when its really late or they disregard the rights of everyone else who live here (that includes me, my mom, and my grandmother).


That's all I can think of at the moment.

[damna]

A few more:

I obsess over my weight, probably more then most women...

Whenever I see a squid or octopuss on TV, I get the heebie-jeebies....but I love calamari....go figure.

I truely enjoy watching Snitsky (but I did like the footworshiping-baby kicker version better)

If I suck at something... I geneally don't do it.

I can imitate the following cartoon voices pitch perfect: Beavis, Cartman, Towely, and Boomhaurer.

The only emotion I show fully is humor/laughter. In all other regards I'm stoic in a very unhealthy way.

I have visited a dominatrix.

I've knocked out 4 people with my hands (2 punching, 2 slams)

There is no hotter group of women in this world than female soccer players.

I was kicked out of middle school band, not because I misbehaved, but because I royally sucked at the trumpet.

[King Fox -1017 Bricksquad]

Alright.

- I love Hip Hop.
- I also HATE Anime. Something about it just makes me angry.
- I'm pretty much laid back. It takes something really big to piss me off.
- I served 4 years in the Air Force from 2001-2005
- I hate to brag but I probably slept with over 60 women. Some good and some I'm really ashamed of.
- I love going to clubs.
- I never did drugs, smoke cigarettes, or drink alcohol. Call me Straight Edge.
-I've been watching the WWE since Summerslam 1990
- Never seen any of the Godfather movies.
- I love my life and I wouldn't change a thing about it.
- When I log on the Internet, This is the first place I come to.
- I prefer white women in bed. ;D